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treky · 01-31-2019, 03:17 AM

what do you think Andy & Barneys reaction to seeing one would be?

Heenan Fan · 01-31-2019, 10:41 PM

I can see Andy, Barney, and Opie out at Myers Lake fishing. After a couple of hours and not catching anything, Andy and Barney slowly get MAD because Opie has several nice catches and has texted the pics back of all of the big fish he caught to Aunt Bee at home, Gomer at the garage, Howard at the barbershop, Mayor Stoner, etc.

Eventually the embarrassed lawmen snap! Andy holds Opie' s arms, while Barney throws the phone deep into the lake, never to be seen again. The 3 hug in an emotional scene.

Eventually all the citizens on Mayberry agree to give up their Smart Phones.

All is well in Mayberry.

vitoscotti · 02-01-2019, 05:22 AM

Gomer-shazam. I've always thought it would be hilarious if tags had a "R" rated version with cussing. Andy look at this! It's a "*!$@#" smart phone!

MichaelMartinD · 05-29-2019, 07:33 PM

Barney would probably be for the new technology, and Andy would be skeptical of it and want to do things the old fashioned way. Just like when Barney wanted to get all the up to date police equipment.

Johnny be good! · 06-12-2019, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by MichaelMartinD

Barney would probably be for the new technology, and Andy would be skeptical of it and want to do things the old fashioned way. Just like when Barney wanted to get all the up to date police equipment.

A very good observation.

Zoneboy · 06-12-2019, 01:53 PM

I'd like to see Ernest T. with one. He'd probably download an app for a rock throwing game first thing.

Warren wouldn't get anywhere with Siri, after a few annoying huh yeah huhs she'd automatically lock his phone.

01-31-2019, 03:17 AM	#1
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01-31-2019, 10:41 PM	#2
Heenan Fan Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Oct 19, 2016 Posts: 6,001	I can see Andy, Barney, and Opie out at Myers Lake fishing. After a couple of hours and not catching anything, Andy and Barney slowly get MAD because Opie has several nice catches and has texted the pics back of all of the big fish he caught to Aunt Bee at home, Gomer at the garage, Howard at the barbershop, Mayor Stoner, etc. Eventually the embarrassed lawmen snap! Andy holds Opie' s arms, while Barney throws the phone deep into the lake, never to be seen again. The 3 hug in an emotional scene. Eventually all the citizens on Mayberry agree to give up their Smart Phones. All is well in Mayberry.

02-01-2019, 05:22 AM	#3
vitoscotti Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 14, 2017 Location: Illinois Posts: 1,074	Gomer-shazam. I've always thought it would be hilarious if tags had a "R" rated version with cussing. Andy look at this! It's a "*!$@#" smart phone!

05-29-2019, 07:33 PM	#4
MichaelMartinD Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 23, 2013 Posts: 574	Barney would probably be for the new technology, and Andy would be skeptical of it and want to do things the old fashioned way. Just like when Barney wanted to get all the up to date police equipment.

06-12-2019, 01:53 PM	#6
Zoneboy RIP, I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU :( Moderator Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 13, 2003 Location: AT HOME WISHING ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM AND THAT I'LL WAKE UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE. Posts: 34,349	I'd like to see Ernest T. with one. He'd probably download an app for a rock throwing game first thing. Warren wouldn't get anywhere with Siri, after a few annoying huh yeah huhs she'd automatically lock his phone.