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01-21-2019, 03:47 AM
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things you'd never hear on THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES
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the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies. Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?" clerk: "Madam, those are rubies." Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her." clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady." Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her." |
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01-21-2019, 04:50 PM
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Mr. Drysdale to the bank employees - "Everyone will get a big Christmas Bonus this year plus a week off with pay."
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01-22-2019, 10:08 AM
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Granny whiskey is the elixir of Satan.
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11-27-2020, 06:59 AM
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Granny: Cooking sucks! Let’s eat out always! I hate cooking vittles.
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