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OH Nuts! · 01-20-2019, 04:16 PM

Mary is so lady-like and refined...that practically only Ted can get her to snap
(That “shut up” scene was classic!). Pushy Phyllis, passive-aggressive Sue Ann, ocassionally overbearing LouMary keeps her composure and sadly, sometimes caves into their unreasonable requests. Think of some things you’d love to hear her say! I’ll start:

Phyllis: Oh Mary darling, can you sell this book of 400 tickets for Bess’s school cookie drive? I knowI can count on you, you never let me down.

Mary: Well there’s a first time for everything! I have a full-time job with long hours, and NO TIME or luggage for your guilt-trips. Go blow it out your lingonberry tortes!

ThisLittlePiggy · 01-20-2019, 05:01 PM

Mary: Sue Ann, don't you ever get tired of being a low-class hussy?

OH Nuts! · 01-20-2019, 05:05 PM

To Mr. Grant: NO, you can not come over for dinner for the 8th night in a row; I’m not running a restaurant.

ThisLittlePiggy · 01-21-2019, 04:25 PM

To Georgette: How can you stand to be with such a blow-hard as Ted?!

01-20-2019, 04:16 PM	#1
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Things You Would LOVE to hear Mary say Mary is so lady-like and refined...that practically only Ted can get her to snap (That “shut up” scene was classic!). Pushy Phyllis, passive-aggressive Sue Ann, ocassionally overbearing LouMary keeps her composure and sadly, sometimes caves into their unreasonable requests. Think of some things you’d love to hear her say! I’ll start: Phyllis: Oh Mary darling, can you sell this book of 400 tickets for Bess’s school cookie drive? I knowI can count on you, you never let me down. Mary: Well there’s a first time for everything! I have a full-time job with long hours, and NO TIME or luggage for your guilt-trips. Go blow it out your lingonberry tortes!

01-20-2019, 05:01 PM	#2
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 84,499	Mary: Sue Ann, don't you ever get tired of being a low-class hussy?

01-20-2019, 05:05 PM	#3
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	To Mr. Grant: NO, you can not come over for dinner for the 8th night in a row; I’m not running a restaurant.

01-21-2019, 04:25 PM	#4
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 84,499	To Georgette: How can you stand to be with such a blow-hard as Ted?!