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Ohio8 · 01-13-2019, 03:24 PM

Graham: "All right, all right. Who cut the cheese?"

Ohio8 · 01-13-2019, 03:29 PM

Gavin Doosler: (o.s.)"Yo, coach!"
Graham: "Shut up, Doosler!"

MA · 01-15-2019, 06:57 AM

Elizabeth Lubbock: Honey, where are your sisters?
Sherry Lubbock: They're at the library studying.
Coach Graham T. Lubbock: The library?
Sherry Lubbock: I just report the lies. I don't make them up.

Ohio8 · 05-12-2019, 05:19 PM

Elizabeth: "Graham, Cindy can't help it. She was just blessed with -- certain assets."
J.R.: "Them too."

Graham: "Men are pigs."
Elizabeth: "All men?"
Graham: "All men."

Graham: "...only losers meet at mixers."
Elizabeth: "Graham, we met at a mixer."

Cindy: "What else is there to do when you're sixteen?"

Connie: (to Cindy)"...you didn't lead anybody on. You're lucky you can lead yourself."

Cindy: "I'm lucky if I can lead myself, you know."

Graham: "Well, my work here is done."

MA · 05-12-2019, 05:23 PM

Wendy:
If you would just tell me what you want to hear, I would be more than happy to say it!

Ohio8 · 08-22-2019, 05:45 PM

Wendy: "Just what are you trying to show us, Hooter?"

MA · 08-23-2019, 10:28 AM

Elizabeth Lubbock:
Honey, where are your sisters?

Sherry Lubbock:
They're at the library studying.

Coach Graham T. Lubbock:
The library?

Sherry Lubbock:
I just report the lies. I don't make them up.

Ohio8 · 10-25-2019, 07:37 PM

Connie: (to Wendy) "It was nothing cheap, like you would do."

Ohio8 · 10-25-2019, 07:39 PM

Sherry: "I''ve got a secret!"
Wendy: "Grow up."
Sherry: "Grow boobs."

Ohio8 · 10-25-2019, 07:40 PM

Elizabeth: "Marie! Don't pray in front of the TV! That's Satan's altar!"

Ohio8 · 10-25-2019, 07:41 PM

Connie: "I don't want to be famous, I want to be a writer."

Ohio8 · 10-25-2019, 07:42 PM

Marie: "Cindy's body is an occasion to sin."

Ohio8 · 10-25-2019, 07:44 PM

Cindy: "Oh, no! Ovaltine and Ho Hos."
Connie: "She'll be pregnant before sun up."

Ohio8 · 10-25-2019, 07:45 PM

Wendy: "I just don't like the idea of giving it away for free."
Connie: "Why should tonight be any different?"

Ohio8 · 10-25-2019, 07:48 PM

Marie: "...died a virgin."
Cindy: "You're going as yourself?!"

Graham: "Who's Marie supposed to be?"
Marie: "Joan of Arc!"
J.R.: "From Knot's Landing?"

Elizabeth: "Connie, you look so... busty!"

01-13-2019, 03:24 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,992	Favorite quotes Graham: "All right, all right. Who cut the cheese?"
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01-15-2019, 06:57 AM	#3
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 129,606	Elizabeth Lubbock: Honey, where are your sisters? Sherry Lubbock: They're at the library studying. Coach Graham T. Lubbock: The library? Sherry Lubbock: I just report the lies. I don't make them up.
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01-13-2019, 03:29 PM	#2
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,992	Gavin Doosler: (o.s.)"Yo, coach!" Graham: "Shut up, Doosler!"

05-12-2019, 05:19 PM	#4
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,992	Elizabeth: "Graham, Cindy can't help it. She was just blessed with -- certain assets." J.R.: "Them too." Graham: "Men are pigs." Elizabeth: "All men?" Graham: "All men." Graham: "...only losers meet at mixers." Elizabeth: "Graham, we met at a mixer." Cindy: "What else is there to do when you're sixteen?" Connie: (to Cindy)"...you didn't lead anybody on. You're lucky you can lead yourself." Cindy: "I'm lucky if I can lead myself, you know." Graham: "Well, my work here is done."

05-12-2019, 05:23 PM	#5
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 129,606	Wendy: If you would just tell me what you want to hear, I would be more than happy to say it!

08-22-2019, 05:45 PM	#6
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,992	Wendy: "Just what are you trying to show us, Hooter?"

08-23-2019, 10:28 AM	#7
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 129,606	Elizabeth Lubbock: Honey, where are your sisters? Sherry Lubbock: They're at the library studying. Coach Graham T. Lubbock: The library? Sherry Lubbock: I just report the lies. I don't make them up.

10-25-2019, 07:37 PM	#8
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,992	Connie: (to Wendy) "It was nothing cheap, like you would do."

10-25-2019, 07:39 PM	#9
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,992	Sherry: "I''ve got a secret!" Wendy: "Grow up." Sherry: "Grow boobs."

10-25-2019, 07:40 PM	#10
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,992	Elizabeth: "Marie! Don't pray in front of the TV! That's Satan's altar!"

10-25-2019, 07:41 PM	#11
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,992	Connie: "I don't want to be famous, I want to be a writer."

10-25-2019, 07:42 PM	#12
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,992	Marie: "Cindy's body is an occasion to sin."

10-25-2019, 07:44 PM	#13
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,992	Cindy: "Oh, no! Ovaltine and Ho Hos." Connie: "She'll be pregnant before sun up."

10-25-2019, 07:45 PM	#14
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,992	Wendy: "I just don't like the idea of giving it away for free." Connie: "Why should tonight be any different?"

10-25-2019, 07:48 PM	#15
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,992	Marie: "...died a virgin." Cindy: "You're going as yourself?!" Graham: "Who's Marie supposed to be?" Marie: "Joan of Arc!" J.R.: "From Knot's Landing?" Elizabeth: "Connie, you look so... busty!"