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Old 06-07-2002, 09:04 PM   #1
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Default Sesameo Street

Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesamea Street, how to get to Sesamea Street (over and over)
Kermit: Hello. Kermit dee frog here and welcome to Sesamea Street I'd like to tell you what today's letter is but I am really ffffffff****ed up. Hey Big Bird? Do you know what today's letter is?
Big Bird: Sure Kermit, today's letter is . . . . *pause* Joint.
Kermit: Um . . . Big Bird? Joint is not a letter, it is a word.
Big Bird: Sorry kids! Today's letter is *pauses* 3!
Kermit: Um, Big Bird? 3, is a number *giggle*
Big Bird: Exactly! Which is how many JOINTS I've smoked today! Kermit? Are you with me?
Kermit: mmm. . . god I'm stoned!
Big Bird: Me too!
*Both laughing*
Elmo: Guys! Guys! Show go on! Come on!
Kermit: Uhm . . . thank you Elmo, how bout we sing our ABC's Big Bird?
Big Bird: Ok!
*Together: ABCDEFRGQKCRC*
Big Bird: I forgot what we were doing Kramit
Kermit: uhm . . . did you just *giggle* call me Kramit?
Big Bird: Yes, I did!
Kermit: uhm . . . *laughing* Kramit dee frog here
*Both laughing*
Kermit: Ok, ok, that's all the time we have for today. Goodbye kids! Today's show was brought to you by the letter *pauses to think*
Big Bird: BONG!
Kermit: And the number . . .
Big Bird: God you're messed up.
Kermit: *laughing* **** you!
Kermit: The number **** You!
*laughing*
Kermit: Bye bye!
Big Bird: Bye bye kids!
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Old 06-07-2002, 09:50 PM   #2
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Ok, I don't want to post this, but THAT WAS JUST WRONG! DID YOU HEAR THAT OR JUST MADE IT UP?

I'm gonna shut up and just away.
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Old 06-07-2002, 10:09 PM   #3
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Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesamea Street, how to get to Sesamea Street (over and over)
Kermit: Hello. Kermit dee frog here and welcome to Sesamea Street I'd like to tell you what today's letter is but I am really ffffffff****ed up. Hey Big Bird? Do you know what today's letter is?
Big Bird: Sure Kermit, today's letter is . . . . *pause* Joint.
Kermit: Um . . . Big Bird? Joint is not a letter, it is a word.
Big Bird: Sorry kids! Today's letter is *pauses* 3!
Kermit: Um, Big Bird? 3, is a number *giggle*
Big Bird: Exactly! Which is how many JOINTS I've smoked today! Kermit? Are you with me?
Kermit: mmm. . . god I'm stoned!
Big Bird: Me too!
*Both laughing*
Elmo: Guys! Guys! Show go on! Come on!
Kermit: Uhm . . . thank you Elmo, how bout we sing our ABC's Big Bird?
Big Bird: Ok!
*Together: ABCDEFRGQKCRC*
Big Bird: I forgot what we were doing Kramit
Kermit: uhm . . . did you just *giggle* call me Kramit?
Big Bird: Yes, I did!
Kermit: uhm . . . *laughing* Kramit dee frog here
*Both laughing*
Kermit: Ok, ok, that's all the time we have for today. Goodbye kids! Today's show was brought to you by the letter *pauses to think*
Big Bird: BONG!
Kermit: And the number . . .
Big Bird: God you're messed up.
Kermit: *laughing* **** you!
Kermit: The number **** You!
*laughing*
Kermit: Bye bye!
Big Bird: Bye bye kids!
I luved it!!!!!!
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What the.......... ah nvm. I'm not even gonna say it.
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That was...odd.
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haha, I live with two guys so of course I've heard that before. It was rather amusing to hear it the first time. I was like- god, that's wrong. Although it was slightly funny because throughout the whole thing their voices kept drifted off and you could hear bubbles popping in the background.
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Old 06-07-2002, 11:08 PM   #11
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Remember to just at him. YOU'RE ONE OF THE ONLY EYE ROOLER SUPPORTS LEFT HERE!
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Very..... interesting.
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LOL erm...the only thing I find wrong is why is Kermit on Sesame Street?!
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LOL erm...the only thing I find wrong is why is Kermit on Sesame Street?!
He's not on Sesame Street?!??!?!?! Are you kidding me???? omg is there something wrong with me..?
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uh okay.......yeah
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