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MA · 12-31-2018, 11:30 AM

Buffy:

"Giles, care? I'm putting my life on the line, battling the undead. Look, I broke a nail, ok? I'm wearing a press-on. The least you could do is exhibit some casual interest; you can go hmm."

Ohio8 · 10-09-2019, 09:23 PM

Cordelia: "God! What is your childhood trauma?!"

MA · 11-28-2019, 11:01 AM

Willow: Well... when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool, or, or witty. Or at all. I-I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away.
Buffy: It's not that bad.
Willow: No, i-it is. I think boys are more interested in a girl who can talk.
Buffy: You really haven't been dating lately.

Ohio8 · 10-08-2020, 10:24 PM

Spike: "Why don't we destroy the world already?"

Demon: "There's no humanity in him."
Angel: "I couldn't have put it any better myself."

Willow: "Weird? It's against all laws of God and man; it's Cordelia, remember?"

Angelus: "Things are about to get very interesting."

Angel: "To kill this girl, you have to love her."

Jenny: "If there's anything I can..."
Buffy: "Curse him again."

Cordelia: "So, does looking at guns really make girls wanna have sex?"

Cordelia: (to Xander)"Well, does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?"
Xander: "I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex."

Buffy: "I know what I have to do."
Giles: "What?"
Buffy: "Kill him."

Xander: "Happy birthday, Buffy, I hope you like the color."

Cordelia: "Pick up the pieces? Our job sucks!"

Buffy: "I got older."

MA · 10-13-2020, 10:02 AM

Giles: For as long as there have been vampires, there has been the Slayer. One girl in all the world, a Chosen One...
Buffy: He loves doing this part.
Giles: Alright. The Slayer hunts vampires, Buffy is a Slayer, don't tell anyone. Well, I think that's all the vampire information you need.

Ohio8 · 08-01-2022, 11:46 PM

Buffy: "You know what? It's good to be me."

Ohio8 · 08-04-2022, 08:37 PM

Xander: "Just once I would like to run into a cult of bunny worshippers."

Ohio8 · 08-28-2022, 07:38 PM

Xander: "Smart chicks are sooo hot."

Ohio8 · 08-28-2022, 07:41 PM

Spike: (to Riley)"Over my dead body."
Riley: "I've seen enough of your dead body for one night, thanks."

MA · 08-29-2022, 07:17 AM

Xander: This is just too much. I mean, yesterday my life's like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz.' Today it's 'Rain of Toads'.
Willow: I know. And everyone else thinks it's just a normal day.
Xander: Nobody knows. It's like we've got this big secret.
Willow: We do. That's what a secret is, when you know something other guys don't.

Ohio8 · 09-09-2022, 06:57 PM

Spike: (to Buffy)"I'm in love with you."
Buffy: "You're in love with pain."

Ohio8 · 09-09-2022, 06:58 PM

Buffy: (to Giles)"I cannot believe that you, of all people, are tryin' to Scully me."

Ohio8 · 10-05-2022, 07:22 PM

Cordelia: "Well, that was the most fun you can have without having any fun."
Willow: "What about the parte where we kicked some demon ass? I didn't hate that."
Xander: "Hear, hear."

Buffy: "I could use a little sleep, though."

Oz: "We survived."
Buffy: "It was a hell of a battle."
Oz: "Not the battle. High school."

Ohio8 · 10-30-2022, 06:13 PM

Andrew: (to Xander)"So how long have you followed Buffy?"
Xander: "I don't follow her. She's my best friend."
Andrew: "Huh. She seems like a good leader."

(Buffy's daydreaming.)
Joyce Summers: "Are you worried about the sun going down? Because there are some things you can't control;..."

Joyce: "Buffy, evil isn't coming. It's already here. Evil is always here. Don't you know? It's everywhere."
Buffy: "Then I have to stop it."

Joyce: "...evil is a part of this. All of us. It's natural. And no one can stop that. No one can stop nature, not even -- "
(A school bell rings and Buffy's daydream ends.)

Andrew: "I'm talking weird with a beard."

Buffy: "There is only one thing on Earth that is more powerful than evil, and that's us. Any questions?"

Ohio8 · 10-30-2022, 06:41 PM

Buffy: "Another day, another demon."

Xander Double: "We have to find it, and we have to kill it."

Buffy: (to Riley)"If Xander kills himself, he's dead.... You know what I mean."

(Tooth bursts into Xander's apartment.)
Buffy: "Oh, great. Rod boy."
Toth: "I will not miss again, slayer."

Xander: "Look and admire, ladies."

Giles: "_________ is clearly a bad influence on himself."

Xander: "I really hate this place."

12-31-2018, 11:30 AM	#1
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,610	Quotes Buffy: "Giles, care? I'm putting my life on the line, battling the undead. Look, I broke a nail, ok? I'm wearing a press-on. The least you could do is exhibit some casual interest; you can go hmm."
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10-09-2019, 09:23 PM	#2
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,965	Cordelia: "God! What is your childhood trauma?!"
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

08-28-2022, 07:41 PM	#9
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,965	Spike: (to Riley)"Over my dead body." Riley: "I've seen enough of your dead body for one night, thanks."
	Last edited by Ohio8; 03-30-2023 at 06:55 PM.

11-28-2019, 11:01 AM	#3
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,610	Willow: Well... when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool, or, or witty. Or at all. I-I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away. Buffy: It's not that bad. Willow: No, i-it is. I think boys are more interested in a girl who can talk. Buffy: You really haven't been dating lately.

10-08-2020, 10:24 PM	#4
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,965	Spike: "Why don't we destroy the world already?" Demon: "There's no humanity in him." Angel: "I couldn't have put it any better myself." Willow: "Weird? It's against all laws of God and man; it's Cordelia, remember?" Angelus: "Things are about to get very interesting." Angel: "To kill this girl, you have to love her." Jenny: "If there's anything I can..." Buffy: "Curse him again." Cordelia: "So, does looking at guns really make girls wanna have sex?" Cordelia: (to Xander)"Well, does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?" Xander: "I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex." Buffy: "I know what I have to do." Giles: "What?" Buffy: "Kill him." Xander: "Happy birthday, Buffy, I hope you like the color." Cordelia: "Pick up the pieces? Our job sucks!" Buffy: "I got older."

10-13-2020, 10:02 AM	#5
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,610	Giles: For as long as there have been vampires, there has been the Slayer. One girl in all the world, a Chosen One... Buffy: He loves doing this part. Giles: Alright. The Slayer hunts vampires, Buffy is a Slayer, don't tell anyone. Well, I think that's all the vampire information you need.

08-01-2022, 11:46 PM	#6
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,965	Buffy: "You know what? It's good to be me."

08-04-2022, 08:37 PM	#7
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,965	Xander: "Just once I would like to run into a cult of bunny worshippers."

08-28-2022, 07:38 PM	#8
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,965	Xander: "Smart chicks are sooo hot."

08-29-2022, 07:17 AM	#10
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,610	Xander: This is just too much. I mean, yesterday my life's like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz.' Today it's 'Rain of Toads'. Willow: I know. And everyone else thinks it's just a normal day. Xander: Nobody knows. It's like we've got this big secret. Willow: We do. That's what a secret is, when you know something other guys don't.

09-09-2022, 06:57 PM	#11
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,965	Spike: (to Buffy)"I'm in love with you." Buffy: "You're in love with pain."

09-09-2022, 06:58 PM	#12
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,965	Buffy: (to Giles)"I cannot believe that you, of all people, are tryin' to Scully me."

10-05-2022, 07:22 PM	#13
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,965	Cordelia: "Well, that was the most fun you can have without having any fun." Willow: "What about the parte where we kicked some demon ass? I didn't hate that." Xander: "Hear, hear." Buffy: "I could use a little sleep, though." Oz: "We survived." Buffy: "It was a hell of a battle." Oz: "Not the battle. High school."

10-30-2022, 06:13 PM	#14
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,965	Andrew: (to Xander)"So how long have you followed Buffy?" Xander: "I don't follow her. She's my best friend." Andrew: "Huh. She seems like a good leader." (Buffy's daydreaming.) Joyce Summers: "Are you worried about the sun going down? Because there are some things you can't control;..." Joyce: "Buffy, evil isn't coming. It's already here. Evil is always here. Don't you know? It's everywhere." Buffy: "Then I have to stop it." Joyce: "...evil is a part of this. All of us. It's natural. And no one can stop that. No one can stop nature, not even -- " (A school bell rings and Buffy's daydream ends.) Andrew: "I'm talking weird with a beard." Buffy: "There is only one thing on Earth that is more powerful than evil, and that's us. Any questions?"

10-30-2022, 06:41 PM	#15
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,965	Buffy: "Another day, another demon." Xander Double: "We have to find it, and we have to kill it." Buffy: (to Riley)"If Xander kills himself, he's dead.... You know what I mean." (Tooth bursts into Xander's apartment.) Buffy: "Oh, great. Rod boy." Toth: "I will not miss again, slayer." Xander: "Look and admire, ladies." Giles: "_________ is clearly a bad influence on himself." Xander: "I really hate this place."