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MA · 12-25-2018, 04:10 PM

[repeated line]

Dennis Mitchell: You're the best Mom in the whole world.

AB · 11-28-2020, 06:34 PM

Mr. Wilson:

MA · 12-16-2020, 12:42 PM

Margaret: Now then, we can eat, talk, play post office. What would you like to do first, Dennis?
Dennis: Find some way to get you out of my house!

stevea · 03-15-2021, 10:37 AM

Margaret: [Dennis], you can't be your own sitter.

Dennis: Why not? I'm my own stander.

AB · 03-15-2021, 06:55 PM

Mr. Wilson:

SledgeBarone · 04-02-2021, 01:36 PM

Martha, my nerve medicine!

MA · 04-24-2021, 05:11 PM

[Mr. Wilson, Henry and Dennis walk up to Officer Grant in the park.]
Mr. Wilson: Oh officer, we'd like a word with you.
Henry: Mr. Wilson, are you sure we're doing the right thing?
Mr. Wilson: Of course I am. Justice will prevail.
Officer Grant: Hello, Mr. Mitchell. Hi Sonny. What's up?
Dennis: Mr. Wilson says I'm old enough to be a citizen!
Mr. Wilson: Never mind the boy, you just pay attention to me. Now first I'd like to point out that we are standing on the sidewalk.
Officer Grant: Well, yes I can see that.
Mr. Wilson: So don't claim that there's grass under our feet!
Officer Grant: Mr. Mitchell, what is this?
Henry: This is Mr. George Wilson. He has something to say to you.
Mr. Wilson: Oh no! You're the one who has something to say. I'm merely a bystander. Now go ahead, tell him.
Henry: Well officer, it's about this ticket you gave me.
Mr. Wilson: By which he means this totally unwarranted ticket which you had the colossal nerve to force upon!
Officer Grant: Is that what you mean sir?
Henry: Well...
Mr. Wilson: It certainly is! He thinks you're completely out of line and he resents it as any red blooded citizen would! Keep talking, Mitchell.
Officer Grant: Are you saying I didn't treat you fair?
Henry: Well officer, it just seemed to me that you could've given me a warning instead of a ticket. After all, that sign's only been there a few minutes.
Officer Grant: Well if it was up to me, I would have. But the law is the law. I don't make it, I only enforce it.
Mr. Wilson: Well he's not accepting your ticket, he's giving it right back to you! Aren't you Mitchell?
Henry: Gosh, I...
Mr. Wilson: Oh, here I'll give it back, let me. (Accidentally rips the ticket from Henry's hands then drops it on the ground)
Dennis: Jeepers dad, you're not supposed to tear up a ticket! I'll pick it right up!
Mr. Wilson: Never mind Dennis, just leave it there. All right officer! What are you going to do about that?
Officer Grant: First, I'm going to write Mr. Mitchell another ticket for walking on the grass. Then, I'm going to give him a second ticket for destroying the first one. That's interfering with an officer in the performance of his duty, you know. (starts writing Henry a third ticket.)
Dennis: Look dad, he's writing you another one. He sure can write awful fast!
Officer Grant: Throwing wastepaper on the sidewalk is against the anti-litter law, Mr. Mitchell. Does that answer your question sir?
Mr. Wilson: Oh, all right! You've won this round, but you'll be hearing from us again!

stevea · 04-27-2021, 10:24 AM

Dennis (to Miss Cathcart): (approx. line) Are you gonna spin?

Miss C: What do you mean, Dennis?

Dennis: My dad says you're a spinster.

MA · 05-09-2021, 10:16 AM

Dennis Mitchell: Helloooooo Mr. Wilson!

stevea · 08-11-2021, 10:23 AM

Dennis, to Mr. Wilson: Why are you smiling at me like that? Am I unbuttoned someplace?

MA · 08-25-2021, 09:48 AM

[repeated line]

George Wilson: Oh, Great Scott!

stevea · 09-03-2021, 10:46 AM

Tommy (while he and Dennis are giving Fremont a bath): Nothin' smells like a wet dog, does it?

MA · 09-03-2021, 11:48 AM

George Wilson: And to think I threw out all my nerve medicine!

stevea · 09-14-2021, 01:54 PM

Dennis: 3 times 5 is fifteen and you know what? 5 time 3 is fifteen! That's really interesting!

MA · 09-17-2021, 12:23 PM

Esther Cathcart: Why don't you come in and have a cookie, while we have a little chat?

Dennis: Okay! Will you let me see you spin?

Esther Cathcart: Spin?

Dennis: Sure! I heard my dad say you're a spinster.

12-25-2018, 04:10 PM	#1
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	Quotes [repeated line] Dennis Mitchell: You're the best Mom in the whole world.
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11-28-2020, 06:34 PM	#2
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Mr. Wilson: Attached Images

03-15-2021, 06:55 PM	#5
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Mr. Wilson: Attached Images

05-09-2021, 10:16 AM	#9
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	Dennis Mitchell: Helloooooo Mr. Wilson!
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12-16-2020, 12:42 PM	#3
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	Margaret: Now then, we can eat, talk, play post office. What would you like to do first, Dennis? Dennis: Find some way to get you out of my house!

03-15-2021, 10:37 AM	#4
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,421	Margaret: [Dennis], you can't be your own sitter. Dennis: Why not? I'm my own stander.

04-02-2021, 01:36 PM	#6
SledgeBarone Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 01, 2020 Posts: 1,930	Martha, my nerve medicine!

04-24-2021, 05:11 PM	#7
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	[Mr. Wilson, Henry and Dennis walk up to Officer Grant in the park.] Mr. Wilson: Oh officer, we'd like a word with you. Henry: Mr. Wilson, are you sure we're doing the right thing? Mr. Wilson: Of course I am. Justice will prevail. Officer Grant: Hello, Mr. Mitchell. Hi Sonny. What's up? Dennis: Mr. Wilson says I'm old enough to be a citizen! Mr. Wilson: Never mind the boy, you just pay attention to me. Now first I'd like to point out that we are standing on the sidewalk. Officer Grant: Well, yes I can see that. Mr. Wilson: So don't claim that there's grass under our feet! Officer Grant: Mr. Mitchell, what is this? Henry: This is Mr. George Wilson. He has something to say to you. Mr. Wilson: Oh no! You're the one who has something to say. I'm merely a bystander. Now go ahead, tell him. Henry: Well officer, it's about this ticket you gave me. Mr. Wilson: By which he means this totally unwarranted ticket which you had the colossal nerve to force upon! Officer Grant: Is that what you mean sir? Henry: Well... Mr. Wilson: It certainly is! He thinks you're completely out of line and he resents it as any red blooded citizen would! Keep talking, Mitchell. Officer Grant: Are you saying I didn't treat you fair? Henry: Well officer, it just seemed to me that you could've given me a warning instead of a ticket. After all, that sign's only been there a few minutes. Officer Grant: Well if it was up to me, I would have. But the law is the law. I don't make it, I only enforce it. Mr. Wilson: Well he's not accepting your ticket, he's giving it right back to you! Aren't you Mitchell? Henry: Gosh, I... Mr. Wilson: Oh, here I'll give it back, let me. (Accidentally rips the ticket from Henry's hands then drops it on the ground) Dennis: Jeepers dad, you're not supposed to tear up a ticket! I'll pick it right up! Mr. Wilson: Never mind Dennis, just leave it there. All right officer! What are you going to do about that? Officer Grant: First, I'm going to write Mr. Mitchell another ticket for walking on the grass. Then, I'm going to give him a second ticket for destroying the first one. That's interfering with an officer in the performance of his duty, you know. (starts writing Henry a third ticket.) Dennis: Look dad, he's writing you another one. He sure can write awful fast! Officer Grant: Throwing wastepaper on the sidewalk is against the anti-litter law, Mr. Mitchell. Does that answer your question sir? Mr. Wilson: Oh, all right! You've won this round, but you'll be hearing from us again!

04-27-2021, 10:24 AM	#8
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,421	Dennis (to Miss Cathcart): (approx. line) Are you gonna spin? Miss C: What do you mean, Dennis? Dennis: My dad says you're a spinster.

08-11-2021, 10:23 AM	#10
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,421	Dennis, to Mr. Wilson: Why are you smiling at me like that? Am I unbuttoned someplace?

08-25-2021, 09:48 AM	#11
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	[repeated line] George Wilson: Oh, Great Scott!

09-03-2021, 10:46 AM	#12
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,421	Tommy (while he and Dennis are giving Fremont a bath): Nothin' smells like a wet dog, does it?

09-03-2021, 11:48 AM	#13
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	George Wilson: And to think I threw out all my nerve medicine!

09-14-2021, 01:54 PM	#14
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,421	Dennis: 3 times 5 is fifteen and you know what? 5 time 3 is fifteen! That's really interesting!

09-17-2021, 12:23 PM	#15
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	Esther Cathcart: Why don't you come in and have a cookie, while we have a little chat? Dennis: Okay! Will you let me see you spin? Esther Cathcart: Spin? Dennis: Sure! I heard my dad say you're a spinster.