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MA · 12-25-2018, 04:09 PM

[first lines]

Hazel: Hi, Laurie.

Laurie: Hi, Hazel.

Hazel: Oh, these your hopscotch squares?

Laurie: No, I'm too old for hopscotch.

Hazel: Oh, you are? I ain't.

[she hopscotches on the squares and goes on her way]

MA · 12-25-2018, 04:19 PM

[last lines]

Harriet Johnson: Herbert?

Herbert Johnson: Yes, Harriet?

Harriet Johnson: The fireplace seems to be smoking again.

MA · 12-31-2018, 09:14 AM

Dorothy: Now wait a minute. Now why do we have to go to all the trouble of keeping it a secret from George. Why don't we just tell him?

MA · 01-10-2019, 03:38 PM

Hazel: "Ain't that a doozie"

MA · 02-09-2019, 03:05 PM

Harvey Griffin: [annoyed wtih Hazel's constant interuptions] You wouldn't work for me for two minutes!

Hazel Burke: You're darn tootin', I wouldn't.

Ohio8 · 11-07-2020, 03:14 PM

George: "Well, as long as she's beautiful."

George: "Well, I don't want a herd of reindeer on my front lawn."

Hazel: "Well, I have to. I can't afford to buy them."

George: "Well, Hazel, I guess your propaganda's been falling on deaf ears."

Miss Scott: "I just adore Christmas, don't you? All that lovely loot."

MA · 11-07-2020, 03:18 PM

[series' final lines]

Ted:
[enters office and sits on edge of Millie's desk, while she sits behind it] Now, where were we?

Millie Ballard:
We were just talking about my favorite subject - me.

stevea · 04-24-2023, 11:21 AM

Hazel (on phone): Mr. Baxter ain't here.

Dorothy: Mr. Baxter ISN'T here.

Hazel (on phone): The Mrs. just confirmed it; Mr. Baxter ain't here.

ThisLittlePiggy · 04-24-2023, 12:35 PM

Harriet Johnson: The fireplace seems to be smoking again.

MA · 05-13-2026, 08:22 AM

Hazel Burke: [Hazel think Mr. B. is fooling around] Cupid ain't flying around tonight if I can help it.

ThisLittlePiggy · 05-13-2026, 11:45 AM

Hazel: It's a shame to have terrific homemade pie go to waste.
George: You always have been modest, Hazel.
Hazel: Oh, what's so good about being modest? If your horn has a good tone, blow it.

MA · 05-16-2026, 08:34 AM

Hazel: "If I could have gone to college, I think I would have studied to be a brain surgeon. It seems to me that's where all the work needs to be done."

12-25-2018, 04:09 PM	#1
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,138	Quotes [first lines] Hazel: Hi, Laurie. Laurie: Hi, Hazel. Hazel: Oh, these your hopscotch squares? Laurie: No, I'm too old for hopscotch. Hazel: Oh, you are? I ain't. [she hopscotches on the squares and goes on her way]
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11-07-2020, 03:14 PM	#6
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	George: "Well, as long as she's beautiful." George: "Well, I don't want a herd of reindeer on my front lawn." Hazel: "Well, I have to. I can't afford to buy them." George: "Well, Hazel, I guess your propaganda's been falling on deaf ears." Miss Scott: "I just adore Christmas, don't you? All that lovely loot."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

12-25-2018, 04:19 PM	#2
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,138	[last lines] Harriet Johnson: Herbert? Herbert Johnson: Yes, Harriet? Harriet Johnson: The fireplace seems to be smoking again.

12-31-2018, 09:14 AM	#3
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,138	Dorothy: Now wait a minute. Now why do we have to go to all the trouble of keeping it a secret from George. Why don't we just tell him?

01-10-2019, 03:38 PM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,138	Hazel: "Ain't that a doozie"

02-09-2019, 03:05 PM	#5
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,138	Harvey Griffin: [annoyed wtih Hazel's constant interuptions] You wouldn't work for me for two minutes! Hazel Burke: You're darn tootin', I wouldn't.

11-07-2020, 03:18 PM	#7
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,138	[series' final lines] Ted: [enters office and sits on edge of Millie's desk, while she sits behind it] Now, where were we? Millie Ballard: We were just talking about my favorite subject - me.

04-24-2023, 11:21 AM	#8
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,247	Hazel (on phone): Mr. Baxter ain't here. Dorothy: Mr. Baxter ISN'T here. Hazel (on phone): The Mrs. just confirmed it; Mr. Baxter ain't here.

04-24-2023, 12:35 PM	#9
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,308	Harriet Johnson: The fireplace seems to be smoking again.

05-13-2026, 08:22 AM	#10
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,138	Hazel Burke: [Hazel think Mr. B. is fooling around] Cupid ain't flying around tonight if I can help it.

05-13-2026, 11:45 AM	#11
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,308	Hazel: It's a shame to have terrific homemade pie go to waste. George: You always have been modest, Hazel. Hazel: Oh, what's so good about being modest? If your horn has a good tone, blow it.

05-16-2026, 08:34 AM	#12
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,138	Hazel: "If I could have gone to college, I think I would have studied to be a brain surgeon. It seems to me that's where all the work needs to be done."