if they had one, what do you think it would've been about?
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the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies.
Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?"
clerk: "Madam, those are rubies."
Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her."
clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady."
Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."
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Hogan convince Klink that having Schultz play Santa Claus at a community event will win him points with the brass. In reality they plan to use the event to distribute needed radio parts by hiding them in specially marked packages. La Beau goes along dressed as an elf and passes out the special packages once he hears a specific code phrase.
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Jesus is the son of GOD and my savior; pretty cool.
I think the englishman is the only funny sharacter. Mr. "Shclutaz" nothing line gets old. Perhaps they should try to get rid of the main commander and relocate to more positive things. Email Eve0715@aol.com to discuss show.
Christmas episode
