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MA · 12-19-2018, 08:28 AM

Coach Hayden Fox: You graduated from college and now you won't wash my car?

Dauber: Uh-Huh

Coach Hayden Fox: You see, this is why I hate education.

Ohio8 · 08-02-2020, 02:41 PM

Dauber: "What do you think, coach?"
Hayden: "I think you look like a Shriner!"

MA · 08-04-2020, 06:54 AM

Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam : I've made out my will, and I'd like you to be my executioner.
Coach Hayden Fox : I think you mean "executor."

Ohio8 · 09-19-2020, 04:58 PM

Hayden: "If you people can't understand any of that, then I feel. Sorry for ya!"

MA · 09-19-2020, 04:59 PM

Coach Hayden Fox : We've got pie!

Ohio8 · 10-10-2020, 03:15 PM

Hayden: "I pay my premiums, Luther, in case something horrible happens!"
Luther: "Here I am."

Hayden: "Courts shouldn't have to deal with frivolous lawsuits like this. It's bad enough that people today are allowed to blame someone else for their own stupidity; now they want to be rewarded for it.

Let's say no to to stupidity. Let's say no to Luther Van Dam."

MA · 10-12-2020, 12:36 PM

Coach Hayden Fox:
[Dauber has just admitted he kissed another woman] I know women. You wanna know how you make this right with Judy?

Dauber:
Well ya.

Coach Hayden Fox:
You gotta bury it! Bury it! Bury it with a shovel and then bury the shovel!

Ohio8 · 10-24-2020, 06:14 PM

(Last line of the series.)
Hayden: "Just stop moving!"

Craig T. Nelson: (as himself, and facing camera.)"Thank you. And good night."

MA · 10-24-2020, 06:33 PM

Coach Hayden Fox:
Geez, Luther! Show a little sensitivity! The man's wife has passed away. Quit beating a dead horse!

Ohio8 · 02-15-2021, 08:14 PM

Hayden: "The secretary's a guy."

Man: (to Hayden)"What would make you buy this?"
Hayden: "Put beer in it."

Kelly: "It used to be an old sewing factory."

Hayden: "I feel like Gulliver."

Hayden: (to Christine)"No; I got lucky. I found you."
Christine: "We both got lucky."

MA · 03-06-2021, 12:46 PM

Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam : You're the only man that I can look in the eye and say "I love you." And I know you love me, Even thought you don't say it. I mean, I don't expect you to say it all the time, you know. Wouldn't KILL you every once in a while, though!

12-19-2018, 08:28 AM	#1
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Quotes Coach Hayden Fox: You graduated from college and now you won't wash my car? Dauber: Uh-Huh Coach Hayden Fox: You see, this is why I hate education.
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08-02-2020, 02:41 PM	#2
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Dauber: "What do you think, coach?" Hayden: "I think you look like a Shriner!"
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

08-04-2020, 06:54 AM	#3
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam : I've made out my will, and I'd like you to be my executioner. Coach Hayden Fox : I think you mean "executor."

09-19-2020, 04:58 PM	#4
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Hayden: "If you people can't understand any of that, then I feel. Sorry for ya!"

09-19-2020, 04:59 PM	#5
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Coach Hayden Fox : We've got pie!

10-10-2020, 03:15 PM	#6
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Hayden: "I pay my premiums, Luther, in case something horrible happens!" Luther: "Here I am." Hayden: "Courts shouldn't have to deal with frivolous lawsuits like this. It's bad enough that people today are allowed to blame someone else for their own stupidity; now they want to be rewarded for it. Let's say no to to stupidity. Let's say no to Luther Van Dam."

10-12-2020, 12:36 PM	#7
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Coach Hayden Fox: [Dauber has just admitted he kissed another woman] I know women. You wanna know how you make this right with Judy? Dauber: Well ya. Coach Hayden Fox: You gotta bury it! Bury it! Bury it with a shovel and then bury the shovel!

10-24-2020, 06:14 PM	#8
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	(Last line of the series.) Hayden: "Just stop moving!" Craig T. Nelson: (as himself, and facing camera.)"Thank you. And good night."

10-24-2020, 06:33 PM	#9
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Coach Hayden Fox: Geez, Luther! Show a little sensitivity! The man's wife has passed away. Quit beating a dead horse!

02-15-2021, 08:14 PM	#10
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Hayden: "The secretary's a guy." Man: (to Hayden)"What would make you buy this?" Hayden: "Put beer in it." Kelly: "It used to be an old sewing factory." Hayden: "I feel like Gulliver." Hayden: (to Christine)"No; I got lucky. I found you." Christine: "We both got lucky."

03-06-2021, 12:46 PM	#11
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam : You're the only man that I can look in the eye and say "I love you." And I know you love me, Even thought you don't say it. I mean, I don't expect you to say it all the time, you know. Wouldn't KILL you every once in a while, though!