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OH Nuts! · 11-24-2018, 04:26 PM

1st line= 5 syllables, 2nd=7 3rd=5

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Dorothy is smart:
Almost got on Jeopardy
But judges reject

OH Nuts! · 11-24-2018, 04:29 PM

Rose is a dim wit
But she is a sweetie-pie
Who’s quite lovable.

ThisLittlePiggy · 11-24-2018, 07:38 PM

Sophie's friend Martha
Not just another Monday
She decides to live

OH Nuts! · 11-25-2018, 12:52 AM

Sophia is a
Real pistol with moxie
She shoots from the hip!

ThisLittlePiggy · 11-25-2018, 05:33 PM

Miami's got style
Dorothy sings this jingle
Rose plays piano

'80sSitcoms · 11-26-2018, 01:48 PM

And in haiku, the lines don't have to form a whole sentence. You can really be artsy:

"The Golden Girls"
Surrogate TV grandmas
Funny comfort gals

ThisLittlePiggy · 11-26-2018, 06:30 PM

Did he rob a bank?
Sophia's boyfriend Rocco
A retired gangster

'80sSitcoms · 11-27-2018, 09:50 AM

"Picture it: Sic'ly"
"In the south...well...Big Daddy"
"Back in St. Olaf"

ThisLittlePiggy · 11-27-2018, 04:13 PM

It is Miles' birthday.
Rose gives him a naughty pic,
Blanche's idea

OH Nuts! · 11-27-2018, 11:18 PM

Sophia is a
Pistol: She calls Dorothy
“Pussycat”(with love!)

ThisLittlePiggy · 11-28-2018, 08:03 PM

The Rusty Anchor
A bar where Dorothy sings
Blanche becomes jealous

OH Nuts! · 11-28-2018, 11:38 PM

Stan is a dirtbag!
Leaves Dorothy for a tart
He’s bald and a yutz!

ThisLittlePiggy · 11-29-2018, 07:26 PM

Says “Hi, it's me, Stan.”
38 years of marriage
Then married Chrissy

OH Nuts! · 11-30-2018, 12:00 AM

Blanche is hot to trot
Snow on the roof but lots of
Fire in the furnace!

ThisLittlePiggy · 11-30-2018, 09:17 PM

Who says “Picture it..?”
It's Sophia Petrillo,
Born in Sicily.

11-24-2018, 04:26 PM	#1
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Golden Girls Haikus 1st line= 5 syllables, 2nd=7 3rd=5 ******************************* Dorothy is smart: Almost got on Jeopardy But judges reject
	Last edited by OH Nuts!; 11-25-2018 at 12:57 AM.

11-24-2018, 04:29 PM	#2
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Rose is a dim wit But she is a sweetie-pie Who’s quite lovable.

11-24-2018, 07:38 PM	#3
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 84,449	Sophie's friend Martha Not just another Monday She decides to live

11-25-2018, 12:52 AM	#4
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Sophia is a Real pistol with moxie She shoots from the hip!

11-25-2018, 05:33 PM	#5
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 84,449	Miami's got style Dorothy sings this jingle Rose plays piano

11-26-2018, 01:48 PM	#6
'80sSitcoms Member Forum Star Join Date: Jan 30, 2013 Posts: 12,474	And in haiku, the lines don't have to form a whole sentence. You can really be artsy: "The Golden Girls" Surrogate TV grandmas Funny comfort gals

11-26-2018, 06:30 PM	#7
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 84,449	Did he rob a bank? Sophia's boyfriend Rocco A retired gangster

11-27-2018, 09:50 AM	#8
'80sSitcoms Member Forum Star Join Date: Jan 30, 2013 Posts: 12,474	"Picture it: Sic'ly" "In the south...well...Big Daddy" "Back in St. Olaf"

11-27-2018, 04:13 PM	#9
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 84,449	It is Miles' birthday. Rose gives him a naughty pic, Blanche's idea

11-27-2018, 11:18 PM	#10
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Sophia is a Pistol: She calls Dorothy “Pussycat”(with love!)

11-28-2018, 08:03 PM	#11
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 84,449	The Rusty Anchor A bar where Dorothy sings Blanche becomes jealous

11-28-2018, 11:38 PM	#12
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Stan is a dirtbag! Leaves Dorothy for a tart He’s bald and a yutz!

11-29-2018, 07:26 PM	#13
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 84,449	Says “Hi, it's me, Stan.” 38 years of marriage Then married Chrissy

11-30-2018, 12:00 AM	#14
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Blanche is hot to trot Snow on the roof but lots of Fire in the furnace!

11-30-2018, 09:17 PM	#15
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 84,449	Who says “Picture it..?” It's Sophia Petrillo, Born in Sicily.