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MA · 11-07-2018, 08:06 AM

Tina Haven: [Holly and Vince are making out outside] C'mon! C'mon! C'mon!

Holly: What?

Tina Haven: There's going to be a chick fight!

Holly: Just wait

[turns to Vince]

Holly: Love you. Bye.

Ohio8 · 03-03-2019, 12:11 AM

Tina: "What did we do?"
Vince: "Nothing....Twice."

Ohio8 · 03-03-2019, 12:12 AM

Gary: "And that brave turkey...was the last turkey... my family ever ate."

MA · 03-03-2019, 09:55 PM

Holly: (talking about iBop) Yes it came, I love it and it's mine!
Gary: You said I could have it!
Holly: That was before I fell in love with it! I love it, Gary! I love it like a little tiny child! (After Gary leaves) It's ok, baby. The bad man's gone

MA · 03-03-2019, 09:55 PM

Gary: What did you eat?

Holly: I think it must have been the soup

Gary: Was it cream of IBop?

Holly: Alright, yes, it came, I love it and it's mine!

Gary: But you said I could have it

Ohio8 · 05-27-2019, 02:11 PM

Val: (cheering) "Jeff! My love, I've got something to share! Hey hey! Beneath this skirt, I've got no underw -- "

MA · 05-28-2019, 09:31 AM

Vince: Got any tools?
Holly: Oh, yeah. (hands Vince small pink tool box)
Vince: (takes it and pulls out a small red hammer) Could take a while!

Ohio8 · 06-29-2019, 12:51 PM

Tina: (to Holly) "You want me to sleep with him?"
Holly: "Tina, we've talked about this. When we try to solve problems, we use words, not our lady parts."

MA · 06-29-2019, 02:12 PM

Jeff: She's back... for the long haul. How long is the long haul?
Val: I am proud of her. Do you know how much courage it took to march back in here?
Jeff: She's courageous? (gestures to the busboys) They have to work with her. They're the real heroes.

Ohio8 · 08-19-2019, 10:12 PM

Holly: (to Val)"I'm not saying it's bad. If the world didn't have people like you, then the fun people didn't know they were fun!"
Val: "Hey!"

Ohio8 · 08-19-2019, 10:13 PM

Holly: "I've got dreams, Val."
Val: "Is one of them to not go to college?"

MA · 08-23-2019, 03:13 PM

Vince: (to Ben) Wow, this place is packed! Holly got a much bigger crowd for Danielle then she did for you. (Ben looks at him) I'm just saying.
Ben: Yeah, well size doesn't matter.
Vince: You keep telling yourself that.

Ohio8 · 09-11-2021, 12:30 PM

Val: "Why did I yell at him? I killed him."

Holly: "...who really drinks coffee in the morning?"

Holly: (to Tina)"...I don't think you got the job, your knockers did!"

Holly: "Stop talking to your boobs!"

Holly: "Ginger, come back!"

Holly: "No; she was happier when she was Ginger, and I was Mary Ann."

Tina: "I don't want to get a job because of my body."

MA · 09-17-2021, 11:45 AM

Holly: I had a fight with Ben!
Vince: Dump him.
Holly: What?
Vince: I said go make up with him, what did you hear? GOD!

Ohio8 · 12-29-2021, 07:41 PM

Lauren: "...and at the head table, Ross and Rachel."

Val: "(to Holly)"Hey, don't you have to go take a shower, pushy beyotch?"

Gary: "But, dude, that's the beauty of Holly."

11-07-2018, 08:06 AM	#1
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Quotes Tina Haven: [Holly and Vince are making out outside] C'mon! C'mon! C'mon! Holly: What? Tina Haven: There's going to be a chick fight! Holly: Just wait [turns to Vince] Holly: Love you. Bye.
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03-03-2019, 12:11 AM	#2
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Tina: "What did we do?" Vince: "Nothing....Twice."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

03-03-2019, 12:12 AM	#3
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Gary: "And that brave turkey...was the last turkey... my family ever ate."
	Last edited by Ohio8; 07-20-2019 at 12:20 PM.

03-03-2019, 09:55 PM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Holly: (talking about iBop) Yes it came, I love it and it's mine! Gary: You said I could have it! Holly: That was before I fell in love with it! I love it, Gary! I love it like a little tiny child! (After Gary leaves) It's ok, baby. The bad man's gone
	Last edited by MA; 05-25-2022 at 06:22 AM.

05-27-2019, 02:11 PM	#6
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Val: (cheering) "Jeff! My love, I've got something to share! Hey hey! Beneath this skirt, I've got no underw -- "

05-28-2019, 09:31 AM	#7
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Vince: Got any tools? Holly: Oh, yeah. (hands Vince small pink tool box) Vince: (takes it and pulls out a small red hammer) Could take a while!

06-29-2019, 12:51 PM	#8
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Tina: (to Holly) "You want me to sleep with him?" Holly: "Tina, we've talked about this. When we try to solve problems, we use words, not our lady parts."

06-29-2019, 02:12 PM	#9
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Jeff: She's back... for the long haul. How long is the long haul? Val: I am proud of her. Do you know how much courage it took to march back in here? Jeff: She's courageous? (gestures to the busboys) They have to work with her. They're the real heroes.

08-19-2019, 10:12 PM	#10
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Holly: (to Val)"I'm not saying it's bad. If the world didn't have people like you, then the fun people didn't know they were fun!" Val: "Hey!"

08-19-2019, 10:13 PM	#11
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Holly: "I've got dreams, Val." Val: "Is one of them to not go to college?"

08-23-2019, 03:13 PM	#12
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Vince: (to Ben) Wow, this place is packed! Holly got a much bigger crowd for Danielle then she did for you. (Ben looks at him) I'm just saying. Ben: Yeah, well size doesn't matter. Vince: You keep telling yourself that.

09-11-2021, 12:30 PM	#13
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Val: "Why did I yell at him? I killed him." Holly: "...who really drinks coffee in the morning?" Holly: (to Tina)"...I don't think you got the job, your knockers did!" Holly: "Stop talking to your boobs!" Holly: "Ginger, come back!" Holly: "No; she was happier when she was Ginger, and I was Mary Ann." Tina: "I don't want to get a job because of my body."

09-17-2021, 11:45 AM	#14
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Holly: I had a fight with Ben! Vince: Dump him. Holly: What? Vince: I said go make up with him, what did you hear? GOD!

12-29-2021, 07:41 PM	#15
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Lauren: "...and at the head table, Ross and Rachel." Val: "(to Holly)"Hey, don't you have to go take a shower, pushy beyotch?" Gary: "But, dude, that's the beauty of Holly."