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MA · 10-29-2018, 07:17 PM

[a spell turns Salem blonde]

Salem: I'm blonde! My IQ just dropped 20 points!

Zelda: [pointing to each of the Spellman women] Blonde, blonde, blonde.

[points at Salem]

Zelda: Dead.

Ohio8 · 08-09-2019, 08:16 PM

Sabrina: "But I've never cheated on a test in my life."

Hilda: "Nothing says 'revenge' like 'just desserts.'"

Salem: "Hey, so what if I'm a cat?"

Mr. Rothwell: "...I love that book; it was full of hate."

AB · 08-10-2019, 03:19 PM

Salem:

MA · 08-11-2019, 12:12 PM

Zelda: Salem, you owe Sabrina an apology. Now!

Salem: I’m thinking of how to word it.

Hilda: Try 'I’m sorry.'

Salem: Somehow, that just doesn’t feel right...

Ohio8 · 08-19-2019, 09:33 PM

Sabrina: "I knew it was coming, yet I'm still delighted."

Ohio8 · 08-19-2019, 09:34 PM

Libby: "So, if you think you're better than everyone, sign up for tryouts."

MA · 08-23-2019, 11:11 AM

Salem: I need a little fresh air and a latte.

Ohio8 · 11-06-2019, 05:58 PM

Harvey: (to Sabrina)"Where would I be without your cool, rational thinking?"
Sabrina: "Home by ten."

Zelda: (to Hilda)"Thank goodness we have your shop to escape to."

Zelda: "Good idea. I could've done without the sarcasm, but good idea."

Hilda: "...been hanging around with Arnold Ziffel."

Hilda: "Identity shrouded in failure."

Ohio8 · 11-06-2019, 06:06 PM

Sabrina: "Actually, currently, I'm an unemployedist."

Salem: "See? The new prospect paralyzes you with fear."

Sabrina: "What is it about this holiday that makes people act so immature?"

Hilda: "This is the stuff of nightmares."

Salem: "Quothe the Raven, 'Bite me'."

Salem: "...Halloween will find you. And it won't be happy."

Sabrina: "What fresh hell is this?"

Harvey: "Her family takes Halloween very seriously."

Edgar Allan Poe: "Horror? I haven't done that tripe in years."

MA · 11-28-2019, 08:48 PM

Harvey: Salem invited me. He said there would be food and fireworks.

Ohio8 · 12-07-2019, 09:35 PM

Salem: "She's back."

Amanda: "Sabrina, I don't blame you for being suspicious."
Hilda: "Yeah, you were a little bratty and Nazi Germany was a little aggressive."

Zelda: "I wish bottles came with a vortex warning."

Hilda: "Amanda has a crush on an older man?"

Zelda: "I just love natural light."

Zelda: "Who says you can't find happiness in the bottom of a bottle?"

Amanda: "I'll tear this realm apart until I find him."

MA · 12-08-2019, 09:29 AM

Roxie: Did you put in fresh batteries?

Sabrina: Yeah, I'm packing two Ds. And believe me, that's the first time I've ever said that.

Ohio8 · 01-15-2020, 08:04 PM

Hilda: "Let me mull that over."

Sabrina: "My cat ruins everything."

Harvey: "I ordered the Christmas pizza."
Sabrina: "With red and green peppers."
Harvey: "Yep."

Salem: "What's the big deal? There was a mouse. I chased it. End of story."

Salem: (to Sabrina)"Get lost, biped."

Salem: "I need a plan. What would MacGyver do?"

Zelda: "Even before he was a cat, Salem always landed on his feet."

Salem: "You know what I realized? There are worst places to be during the holidays than with your family."

Ohio8 · 01-15-2020, 08:06 PM

Salem: "Oh, I see. First you kill the tree and then you humiliate it."

MA · 01-15-2020, 08:10 PM

Salem: I'm a cat, I'm curious, so kill me.

Sabrina: What's the matter? I have to be a witch, I have to be a mortal, I have to be a teenager and I have to be a girl all at the same time. That's what's the matter.

10-29-2018, 07:17 PM	#1
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Quotes [a spell turns Salem blonde] Salem: I'm blonde! My IQ just dropped 20 points! Zelda: [pointing to each of the Spellman women] Blonde, blonde, blonde. [points at Salem] Zelda: Dead.
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08-09-2019, 08:16 PM	#2
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Sabrina: "But I've never cheated on a test in my life." Hilda: "Nothing says 'revenge' like 'just desserts.'" Salem: "Hey, so what if I'm a cat?" Mr. Rothwell: "...I love that book; it was full of hate."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

08-10-2019, 03:19 PM	#3
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Salem: Attached Images

11-06-2019, 06:06 PM	#9
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Sabrina: "Actually, currently, I'm an unemployedist." Salem: "See? The new prospect paralyzes you with fear." Sabrina: "What is it about this holiday that makes people act so immature?" Hilda: "This is the stuff of nightmares." Salem: "Quothe the Raven, 'Bite me'." Salem: "...Halloween will find you. And it won't be happy." Sabrina: "What fresh hell is this?" Harvey: "Her family takes Halloween very seriously." Edgar Allan Poe: "Horror? I haven't done that tripe in years."
	Last edited by Ohio8; 02-07-2021 at 11:41 AM.

12-07-2019, 09:35 PM	#11
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Salem: "She's back." Amanda: "Sabrina, I don't blame you for being suspicious." Hilda: "Yeah, you were a little bratty and Nazi Germany was a little aggressive." Zelda: "I wish bottles came with a vortex warning." Hilda: "Amanda has a crush on an older man?" Zelda: "I just love natural light." Zelda: "Who says you can't find happiness in the bottom of a bottle?" Amanda: "I'll tear this realm apart until I find him."
	Last edited by Ohio8; 02-07-2021 at 11:41 AM.

08-11-2019, 12:12 PM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Zelda: Salem, you owe Sabrina an apology. Now! Salem: I’m thinking of how to word it. Hilda: Try 'I’m sorry.' Salem: Somehow, that just doesn’t feel right...

08-19-2019, 09:33 PM	#5
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Sabrina: "I knew it was coming, yet I'm still delighted."

08-19-2019, 09:34 PM	#6
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Libby: "So, if you think you're better than everyone, sign up for tryouts."

08-23-2019, 11:11 AM	#7
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Salem: I need a little fresh air and a latte.

11-06-2019, 05:58 PM	#8
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Harvey: (to Sabrina)"Where would I be without your cool, rational thinking?" Sabrina: "Home by ten." Zelda: (to Hilda)"Thank goodness we have your shop to escape to." Zelda: "Good idea. I could've done without the sarcasm, but good idea." Hilda: "...been hanging around with Arnold Ziffel." Hilda: "Identity shrouded in failure."

11-28-2019, 08:48 PM	#10
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Harvey: Salem invited me. He said there would be food and fireworks.

12-08-2019, 09:29 AM	#12
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Roxie: Did you put in fresh batteries? Sabrina: Yeah, I'm packing two Ds. And believe me, that's the first time I've ever said that.

01-15-2020, 08:04 PM	#13
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Hilda: "Let me mull that over." Sabrina: "My cat ruins everything." Harvey: "I ordered the Christmas pizza." Sabrina: "With red and green peppers." Harvey: "Yep." Salem: "What's the big deal? There was a mouse. I chased it. End of story." Salem: (to Sabrina)"Get lost, biped." Salem: "I need a plan. What would MacGyver do?" Zelda: "Even before he was a cat, Salem always landed on his feet." Salem: "You know what I realized? There are worst places to be during the holidays than with your family."

01-15-2020, 08:06 PM	#14
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Salem: "Oh, I see. First you kill the tree and then you humiliate it."

01-15-2020, 08:10 PM	#15
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Salem: I'm a cat, I'm curious, so kill me. Sabrina: What's the matter? I have to be a witch, I have to be a mortal, I have to be a teenager and I have to be a girl all at the same time. That's what's the matter.