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Brett Ferino · 06-04-2002, 03:58 PM

Commercial 1:
NOTE: This is the first ad for 10-10-220 starring Alf. It started airing in late January and it has been running ever since.

ALF: Yo, Terry!
Terry: What is it ALF?
ALF: This buffet has no worms. It's uncivilized.
Terry: Then try something else.

ALF: Alright then.
(Alf touches Terry's dollar)
Terry: That's my dollar, you overgrown throw rug.
ALF: I thought a dollar had no value.
Terry: It does if you dial 10-10-220.
Guy: All calls up to 20 minutes are only ninety-nine cents.
ALF: Get out of town!
Guy: And seven cents a minute after twenty.
ALF: Alright. No dollars. Got any cats?
Terry: No, furball!
ALF: Jealous?
Announcer: Dial 10-10-220!

Does anyone know who that man is? Not Terry but the other guy.
He had dark hair and he had a deep voice. Who the hell is he?

Brett Ferino · 06-04-2002, 04:02 PM

Commercial #2
NOTE: This ad has been running since Easter of 2002. It features Mike Piazza of baseball and Alf at a restaurant with a few other people.

ALF and Mike are sitting.

Anyway... this is pretty much how it goes.

(They both see a gorgeous girl sitting with an old man)
Mike: "What's she doing with him?"
ALF: "I dunno. I'll ask."
Mike: "No, no..."
ALF "Hey! What's with the old geezer!?"
Girl: "He says that if I marry him, I can get all my long distance phone calls for $1.00."
ALF: "But 10-10-220 already does that."
Girl: "Huh?"
ALF: "All calls up to 20 minutes are just $.99"
Mike: "And $.07 a minute after that."
ALF: "With no commitment."
(Girl throws water at the old man and gets up to walk away. She kisses ALF as she passes him.)
Girl: "Thanks, boys." (she leaves.)
Mike: "Why'd she kiss you?"
ALF: "Hey, chicks dig me."

White screen with "10-10-220 + 1 + Number" and ALF below it.

ALF: Dial 10-10-220. All calls up to twenty mins. are 99 cents.

06-04-2002, 03:58 PM	#1
Brett Ferino Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 18, 2000 Location: PA Posts: 3,782	ALF 10-10-220 commercial scripts Commercial 1: NOTE: This is the first ad for 10-10-220 starring Alf. It started airing in late January and it has been running ever since. ALF: Yo, Terry! Terry: What is it ALF? ALF: This buffet has no worms. It's uncivilized. Terry: Then try something else. ALF: Alright then. (Alf touches Terry's dollar) Terry: That's my dollar, you overgrown throw rug. ALF: I thought a dollar had no value. Terry: It does if you dial 10-10-220. Guy: All calls up to 20 minutes are only ninety-nine cents. ALF: Get out of town! Guy: And seven cents a minute after twenty. ALF: Alright. No dollars. Got any cats? Terry: No, furball! ALF: Jealous? Announcer: Dial 10-10-220! Does anyone know who that man is? Not Terry but the other guy. He had dark hair and he had a deep voice. Who the hell is he?

06-04-2002, 04:02 PM	#2
Brett Ferino Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 18, 2000 Location: PA Posts: 3,782	Commercial #2 NOTE: This ad has been running since Easter of 2002. It features Mike Piazza of baseball and Alf at a restaurant with a few other people. ALF and Mike are sitting. Anyway... this is pretty much how it goes. (They both see a gorgeous girl sitting with an old man) Mike: "What's she doing with him?" ALF: "I dunno. I'll ask." Mike: "No, no..." ALF "Hey! What's with the old geezer!?" Girl: "He says that if I marry him, I can get all my long distance phone calls for $1.00." ALF: "But 10-10-220 already does that." Girl: "Huh?" ALF: "All calls up to 20 minutes are just $.99" Mike: "And $.07 a minute after that." ALF: "With no commitment." (Girl throws water at the old man and gets up to walk away. She kisses ALF as she passes him.) Girl: "Thanks, boys." (she leaves.) Mike: "Why'd she kiss you?" ALF: "Hey, chicks dig me." White screen with "10-10-220 + 1 + Number" and ALF below it. ALF: Dial 10-10-220. All calls up to twenty mins. are 99 cents.