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Edison · 10-20-2018, 03:45 PM

Sheldon: We really need to get one of these.
Mary: What on earth do we need a computer for ?
Missy: Yeah, we got you and your big head.

AB · 10-20-2018, 04:37 PM

(I really like this show)

A Missy quote:

AB · 10-20-2018, 04:39 PM

A MeeMaw quote:

Edison · 10-21-2018, 02:28 PM

Mary and George...

MA · 10-22-2018, 01:06 PM

Pastor: In Matthew nine, verse four, Jesus said, "Why would you entertain evil thoughts in your hearts?"
Sheldon: Do you have evil thoughts?
Mary: Ssh.
Sheldon: I just don't think this part applies to me.
Mary: That's fine. Be quiet and listen.
Sheldon: I'm only nine years old. Most evil doesn't start till puberty.

AB · 10-22-2018, 04:22 PM

Sheldon & Pastor Jeff quotes:

MA · 10-22-2018, 04:50 PM

Ms. MacElroy: What?
Sheldon: Also in violation of the grooming code on page 48, article five, subsection B, you have a bit of a mustache.

Edison · 10-22-2018, 07:44 PM

Missy: I can't believe Mom and Dad had a fight over beer.
Sheldon: I don't think the fight was about beer. I think there was more subtext.
Missy: You're probably right. Then again, I don't know what subtext is.

MA · 10-22-2018, 07:46 PM

Sheldon: Georgie, did you wash your hands before dinner? Or even this week?
George Jr.: None of your business.
Sheldon: Hence the mittens.

Edison · 10-24-2018, 11:51 PM

Sheldon and Tam...

AB · 10-25-2018, 06:09 PM

Mary: "I hate to see him so upset."
George: "Well, give him a little time, he'll calm down."
Sheldon: [door slams] "Fiddle-Faddle!"
Meemaw: "The F word. He's real mad."

MA · 10-25-2018, 07:26 PM

Sheldon: (Observing the older kids outside the High School) Oh dear.

AB · 10-27-2018, 06:21 PM

Mary & Sheldon line/quotes:

MA · 10-27-2018, 06:32 PM

George Jr.: Fourth down.
George Sr.: Gotta punt.
Missy: Gotta.
Sheldon: Statistically, always punting on fourth down makes no sense.

Edison · 10-27-2018, 07:34 PM

Mary: Missy! Turn off the computer. Time to go to bed.
Missy: I got to finish my homework! Big money, big money. Yes!

10-20-2018, 03:45 PM	#1
Edison Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 01, 2006 Posts: 2,430	"Young Sheldon" Quotes Sheldon: We really need to get one of these. Mary: What on earth do we need a computer for ? Missy: Yeah, we got you and your big head. Attached Images

10-20-2018, 04:37 PM	#2
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	(I really like this show) A Missy quote: Attached Images

10-20-2018, 04:39 PM	#3
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	A MeeMaw quote: Attached Images

10-21-2018, 02:28 PM	#4
Edison Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 01, 2006 Posts: 2,430	Mary and George... Attached Images

10-22-2018, 01:06 PM	#5
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,706	Pastor: In Matthew nine, verse four, Jesus said, "Why would you entertain evil thoughts in your hearts?" Sheldon: Do you have evil thoughts? Mary: Ssh. Sheldon: I just don't think this part applies to me. Mary: That's fine. Be quiet and listen. Sheldon: I'm only nine years old. Most evil doesn't start till puberty.
	__________________ ~-Mikaela-~

10-22-2018, 04:22 PM	#6
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Sheldon & Pastor Jeff quotes: Attached Images

10-22-2018, 04:50 PM	#7
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,706	Ms. MacElroy: What? Sheldon: Also in violation of the grooming code on page 48, article five, subsection B, you have a bit of a mustache.

10-22-2018, 07:44 PM	#8
Edison Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 01, 2006 Posts: 2,430	Missy: I can't believe Mom and Dad had a fight over beer. Sheldon: I don't think the fight was about beer. I think there was more subtext. Missy: You're probably right. Then again, I don't know what subtext is.

10-22-2018, 07:46 PM	#9
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,706	Sheldon: Georgie, did you wash your hands before dinner? Or even this week? George Jr.: None of your business. Sheldon: Hence the mittens.

10-24-2018, 11:51 PM	#10
Edison Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 01, 2006 Posts: 2,430	Sheldon and Tam... Attached Images

10-25-2018, 06:09 PM	#11
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Mary: "I hate to see him so upset." George: "Well, give him a little time, he'll calm down." Sheldon: [door slams] "Fiddle-Faddle!" Meemaw: "The F word. He's real mad."

10-25-2018, 07:26 PM	#12
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,706	Sheldon: (Observing the older kids outside the High School) Oh dear.

10-27-2018, 06:21 PM	#13
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Mary & Sheldon line/quotes: Attached Images

10-27-2018, 06:32 PM	#14
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,706	George Jr.: Fourth down. George Sr.: Gotta punt. Missy: Gotta. Sheldon: Statistically, always punting on fourth down makes no sense.

10-27-2018, 07:34 PM	#15
Edison Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 01, 2006 Posts: 2,430	Mary: Missy! Turn off the computer. Time to go to bed. Missy: I got to finish my homework! Big money, big money. Yes! Attached Images
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