Ralph Kramden, a NY MLB fan? (Part 2) (The NY Yankees Beat the Boston Red Sox 7-2.) - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Frank Gannucci · 10-07-2018, 08:41 AM

(The Kramdens and Nortons and Alice's Aunt Ethel and Fred Zimmerman are having dinner. Ralph just heard the score on his portable radio.)

Ralph: "Norton, the Yankees won. They beat the Red Sox."

Ed: "Hey hey there Ralph-ie boy."

Alice: "Ralph, how did you find out?"

Ralph: "I have my portable radio in my pocket with me."

Alice: "Ralph, I told you not to bring that."

Ralph: "I'M THE BOSS ALICE! YOU'RE NOTHING! I MADE THE DECISION."

Alice: "Big deal. You are the boss over NOTHING."

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON!"

Aunt Ethel: "You are a Yankees fan Ralph?"

Ralph: "Of course Aunt Ethel."

Fred: "I have baseball games on my TV in the deli all the time."

Ralph: "Get ready for more Yankees baseball. The Yankees will beat the Sox in four games. Me and Norton are going to get tickets and watch the Yankee game tomorrow and sit right by one of the dugouts. If it is the Sox dugout, we will hurl insults until our throats are sore. If it is the Yankees, we will be the assistant coaches."

Aunt Ethel: "Ralph, you can't. Alice's mom is coming to celebrate her birthday. We all have to be there."

(Ralph has a look of disgust on his face.)

Aunt Ethel: "She just called me on Facetime. Here she is."

(Alice's Mom is wearing Red Sox gear Ralph sees this and is madder than ever.)

Alice's Mom (via Facetime): "Hiya Sonny Boy. Get ready for the YANKEES TO GET BURNED HAHAHAHA!"

Aunt Ethel: "That is right. I'm a Red Sox fan and we HATE the Yankees. The YANKEES WILL GET BURNED. HAHA!"

(Ralph gets out of his seat nad gets in their faces.)

Ralph (yells): "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU TWO ARE BLABBERMOUTHS! BLAB-BER-MOUTHS."

(Ralph is causing a huge scene. Everyone tries to calm him down.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

10-07-2018, 08:41 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,097	Ralph Kramden, a NY MLB fan? (Part 2) (The NY Yankees Beat the Boston Red Sox 7-2.) (The Kramdens and Nortons and Alice's Aunt Ethel and Fred Zimmerman are having dinner. Ralph just heard the score on his portable radio.) Ralph: "Norton, the Yankees won. They beat the Red Sox." Ed: "Hey hey there Ralph-ie boy." Alice: "Ralph, how did you find out?" Ralph: "I have my portable radio in my pocket with me." Alice: "Ralph, I told you not to bring that." Ralph: "I'M THE BOSS ALICE! YOU'RE NOTHING! I MADE THE DECISION." Alice: "Big deal. You are the boss over NOTHING." (Ed laughs.) Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON!" Aunt Ethel: "You are a Yankees fan Ralph?" Ralph: "Of course Aunt Ethel." Fred: "I have baseball games on my TV in the deli all the time." Ralph: "Get ready for more Yankees baseball. The Yankees will beat the Sox in four games. Me and Norton are going to get tickets and watch the Yankee game tomorrow and sit right by one of the dugouts. If it is the Sox dugout, we will hurl insults until our throats are sore. If it is the Yankees, we will be the assistant coaches." Aunt Ethel: "Ralph, you can't. Alice's mom is coming to celebrate her birthday. We all have to be there." (Ralph has a look of disgust on his face.) Aunt Ethel: "She just called me on Facetime. Here she is." (Alice's Mom is wearing Red Sox gear Ralph sees this and is madder than ever.) Alice's Mom (via Facetime): "Hiya Sonny Boy. Get ready for the YANKEES TO GET BURNED HAHAHAHA!" Aunt Ethel: "That is right. I'm a Red Sox fan and we HATE the Yankees. The YANKEES WILL GET BURNED. HAHA!" (Ralph gets out of his seat nad gets in their faces.) Ralph (yells): "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU TWO ARE BLABBERMOUTHS! BLAB-BER-MOUTHS." (Ralph is causing a huge scene. Everyone tries to calm him down.) (Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.) Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"