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(The boys come home somewhat unhappy. They meet up with the girls.)
Trixie: "How was the game boys?" Ralph: "Bad but at least the Yankees didn't push the panic button. They were into the game all throughout." Ed: "Tomorrow, the Yankees will win. By the way Ralph, I heard a rumor that Garrity was going to erect a huge poster from his apartment that will praise the Red Sox for winning." Ralph: "Oh he is huh?" Alice: "Ralph, don't do anything you might regret." Ralph: "We will see about that. I will do the same thing for the Yankees. You will help me Norton make that poster." Girls: "Ralph..." Ralph (yells): "BUTT OUT!" Trixie: "Okay, I will." Alice: "So will I." (They erect the poster and sign it.) Ralph: "Time to scotch tape this with one strand. That will make less work." Ed: "Inside that head is a thinking machine." (They go out to tape it but the sign falls down and onto a Gotham Transit Buss which forces it to crash into a car. Ralph is nervous.) Ed: "Maybe they will think another Ralph did it. Maybe they think that you are smart enough to write that poster." Ralph (yells): "GEEEET OUT!" (Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.) Jackie: "Thabk you. GOOD NIGHT." ,Crowd cheers.) |
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