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'80sSitcoms · 10-05-2018, 11:26 AM

I had such fun with the Halloween one, I wanted to do some more! lol

I need the following filled in (and if something is a different tense, I'll just use the right tense when I plug these in) :

(the only clue I'll give on this is it's season 2, November 1980)

emotion
verb
adjective
physical action
v
v
v
v
plural animals
noun
noun
liquid
emotion
phrase
adj
emotion
adj
span of time
physical action
adj
noun
container
Lost Girl 1
Lost Girl 2
Lost Girl 3
Lost Girl 4
adj
number
Eastland person (other than main cast)
adj
number
Girl 1
food
noun
Girl 2
food
noun
Girl 3
food
plural container
noun
Girl 4
food
appliance
Girl 5
liquid
Girl 6
noun
noun
Girl 7
fabric
Girl 8
plural container
Eastland/Peekskill locale
emotion
phrase
noun
profession

(Girls 1 - 8 indicate B, J, N, T, and the Lost Girls; all 8 will need to be named separately, in whatever order you like)

Lorimar Television · 10-06-2018, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by '80sSitcoms

I had such fun with the Halloween one, I wanted to do some more! lol

I need the following filled in (and if something is a different tense, I'll just use the right tense when I plug these in) :

(the only clue I'll give on this is it's season 2, November 1980)

flirty
run
blond
punch
skate
eat
smoke
call
horses
home
Pencil
lemonade
jealous
the most successful dog catcher in Paramus, NJ
chubby
angry
attractive
hours
throw
Calm
grandfather clock
Tupperware
Molly
Nancy
Sue Ann
Cindy
stupid
12
Homerun Helen
lazy
30
Jo
Caviar
kitchen
Tootie
pie
basement
Natalie
cinnamon buns
baskets
school
Blair
pepper
stove
Sue Ann
water
Nancy
Mr Bradley
Chestnut
Cindy
whool
Molly
Shopping bags
The diner
disgusted
we are in troublllllle
Rabbit
Dietitian

(Girls 1 - 8 indicate B, J, N, T, and the Lost Girls; all 8 will need to be named separately, in whatever order you like)

'80sSitcoms · 10-06-2018, 12:53 AM

(psst, Lorimar---for "span of time", I need a specific span :-) )

Lorimar Television · 10-06-2018, 01:02 AM

Sorry. 15 hours

'80sSitcoms · 10-06-2018, 01:04 AM

Thanks

Also:

instead of "kitchen, basement, school", I need nouns like objects, instead of entire "rooms"---sorry, maybe I should have said "object" to begin with, lol)

Same with "Mr. Bradley" and "Chestnut", I need objects.

Also an object in the kitchen/cafeteria instead of "rabbit" (sorry, lol).

'80sSitcoms · 10-06-2018, 01:16 AM

Lorimar!

Retro, if Lorimar doesn't respond within 15 minutes of this post, you can substitute what I need, lol.

'80sSitcoms · 10-06-2018, 01:19 AM

One more: from early in the list, I need a more tangible object instead of "home".

RetroGuy2000 · 10-06-2018, 03:33 AM

Oh, I will wait for Lorimar's suggestions. I am looking forward to this new MadLib!

'80sSitcoms · 10-06-2018, 12:21 PM

Alright, wait we shall, lol.

RetroGuy2000 · 10-06-2018, 05:36 PM

While you're waiting, enjoy the special item for your FOL binder!

Lorimar Television · 10-07-2018, 01:17 AM

Ok how many objects? Eight? Basketball, telephone, waste basket, globe, magazine, mail, baseball glove, Yankees hat

'80sSitcoms · 10-07-2018, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lorimar Television

Ok how many objects? Eight?

Nope, 7.

I'll go with your first 7.

RetroGuy2000 · 10-07-2018, 03:56 PM

Okay, where is the mad-lib already!? I'm curious!

'80sSitcoms · 10-07-2018, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RetroGuy2000

Okay, where is the mad-lib already!? I'm curious!

haha, I know, I was ready to go last night until I hit the snags, lol. Here is Lorimar's Mad Lib:

The New Girl - Part 3

Nancy, Sue Ann, Cindy, and Molly were very flirty that their friends were sent away on probation! They decided to run to the blond office of the new headmaster and punch for their friends!

The new headmaster Mr. Harris was skating in his office, eating his toupee, when the girls smoked in.

"We want you to call our friends!" said Cindy.

"Yeah!" said Sue Ann. "You can't keep them locked up over the cafeteria like some kind of Kansas City horses!"

"That's right!" added Nancy. "I called Roger on the basketball to tell him about this!"

"Students have rights, just like pencils!" protested a defiant Molly. She picked up a pitcher of lemonade from Mr. Harris's desk and poured it all over his toupee-ed head!

Mr. Harris was jealous!

He said "The most successful dog catcher in Paramus, New Jersey!" and sentenced all 4 girls to work in the cafeteria and live in the same chubby room with their friends!

Mrs. Garrett was angry! Not 4, now she had 8 girls to look after and put to work! She showed her 4 new charges to the attractive room they'd be sharing with their friends. Poor Mrs. Garrett, now she fretted she'd only see the bathroom once every 15 hours!

The girls threw into the room and saw their calm friends. But there were no more beds---they'd have to share! There wasn't even a grandfather clock to sleep on! They all drew names out of a Tupperware. Molly shared Blair's bed, Nancy shared the bottom bunk with Natalie while Sue Ann shared the top bunk with Tootie, and poor Cindy had to share a bed with new student Jo; Jo was from the streets and she was really stupid! It was so crowded with 12 girls, Señor Tiger was afraid he would have to leave and go live with Home Run Helen!

Mrs. Garrett put all her girls to lazy work in the cafeteria---she gave them 30 chores to do! Jo had to slice all the caviar with a telephone, Tootie had to peel all the pies with a waste basket, Natalie had to stir all the cinnamon buns in baskets using a globe, Blair had to bake all the pepper on the stove, Sue Ann had to prepare all the water for the girls to drink, Nancy had to wash all the magazines and mail the girls would eat and drink from, while Cindy dried them with wool, and Molly had to take out the garbage in shopping bags to the Peekskill diner!

The girls had to do this every day, and it made them very disgusted!

The chaos with these girls was too much for Howard! He said "We are in troubllllle", threw his chef's hat on the baseball glove, and left Eastland to become a dietitian!

RetroGuy2000 · 10-07-2018, 06:53 PM

Hahahaha!

My favorite part is when Tootie tries to peel all the pies with a wastebasket.

But just the vision of all eight girls sharing one room is hilarious all by itself.

10-05-2018, 11:26 AM	#1
'80sSitcoms Member Forum Star Join Date: Jan 30, 2013 Posts: 12,474	"Facts of Life" Mad Libs I had such fun with the Halloween one, I wanted to do some more! lol I need the following filled in (and if something is a different tense, I'll just use the right tense when I plug these in) : (the only clue I'll give on this is it's season 2, November 1980) emotion verb adjective physical action v v v v plural animals noun noun liquid emotion phrase adj emotion adj span of time physical action adj noun container Lost Girl 1 Lost Girl 2 Lost Girl 3 Lost Girl 4 adj number Eastland person (other than main cast) adj number Girl 1 food noun Girl 2 food noun Girl 3 food plural container noun Girl 4 food appliance Girl 5 liquid Girl 6 noun noun Girl 7 fabric Girl 8 plural container Eastland/Peekskill locale emotion phrase noun profession (Girls 1 - 8 indicate B, J, N, T, and the Lost Girls; all 8 will need to be named separately, in whatever order you like)
	Last edited by '80sSitcoms; 10-05-2018 at 04:15 PM.

10-06-2018, 03:33 AM	#8
RetroGuy2000 Julie,Julie Anne,&Felice 4Ever Forum Star Join Date: Dec 27, 2013 Posts: 16,914	Oh, I will wait for Lorimar's suggestions. I am looking forward to this new MadLib!
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10-06-2018, 12:53 AM	#3
'80sSitcoms Member Forum Star Join Date: Jan 30, 2013 Posts: 12,474	(psst, Lorimar---for "span of time", I need a specific span :-) )

10-06-2018, 01:02 AM	#4
Lorimar Television Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 06, 2007 Posts: 7,034	Sorry. 15 hours

10-06-2018, 01:04 AM	#5
'80sSitcoms Member Forum Star Join Date: Jan 30, 2013 Posts: 12,474	Thanks Also: instead of "kitchen, basement, school", I need nouns like objects, instead of entire "rooms"---sorry, maybe I should have said "object" to begin with, lol) Same with "Mr. Bradley" and "Chestnut", I need objects. Also an object in the kitchen/cafeteria instead of "rabbit" (sorry, lol).

10-06-2018, 01:16 AM	#6
'80sSitcoms Member Forum Star Join Date: Jan 30, 2013 Posts: 12,474	Lorimar! Retro, if Lorimar doesn't respond within 15 minutes of this post, you can substitute what I need, lol.

10-06-2018, 01:19 AM	#7
'80sSitcoms Member Forum Star Join Date: Jan 30, 2013 Posts: 12,474	One more: from early in the list, I need a more tangible object instead of "home".

10-06-2018, 12:21 PM	#9
'80sSitcoms Member Forum Star Join Date: Jan 30, 2013 Posts: 12,474	Alright, wait we shall, lol.

10-06-2018, 05:36 PM	#10
RetroGuy2000 Julie,Julie Anne,&Felice 4Ever Forum Star Join Date: Dec 27, 2013 Posts: 16,914	While you're waiting, enjoy the special item for your FOL binder!

10-07-2018, 01:17 AM	#11
Lorimar Television Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 06, 2007 Posts: 7,034	Ok how many objects? Eight? Basketball, telephone, waste basket, globe, magazine, mail, baseball glove, Yankees hat

10-07-2018, 03:56 PM	#13
RetroGuy2000 Julie,Julie Anne,&Felice 4Ever Forum Star Join Date: Dec 27, 2013 Posts: 16,914	Okay, where is the mad-lib already!? I'm curious!

10-07-2018, 06:53 PM	#15
RetroGuy2000 Julie,Julie Anne,&Felice 4Ever Forum Star Join Date: Dec 27, 2013 Posts: 16,914	Hahahaha! My favorite part is when Tootie tries to peel all the pies with a wastebasket. But just the vision of all eight girls sharing one room is hilarious all by itself.