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MA · 09-30-2018, 12:00 PM

[the class has decided to leave a time capsule to be remembered by]
African Student: Excuse me, please, but what is a time capsule?
Kim Reese: A time capsule is when people bury something that's important to them and then dig them up later.

AMackII · 11-02-2018, 07:23 PM

Dwayne Cleophus Wayne:
Will you?

Shazza Zulu:
Blessed are those who ask the questions, brother!

Dwayne Cleophus Wayne:
Whitley, I love you, and if you'll have me, I want you to be my wife!

Byron Douglas III:
What the HELL are you doing?

Dwayne Cleophus Wayne:
I'm sorry, Byron, I LOVE HER!

Ronald 'Ron' Johnson:
[Ron is fighting off security guards that are trying to stop Dwayne from disrupting the wedding] Let him go, man!

Dwayne Cleophus Wayne:
Will you have me, Dwayne, as your lawfully wedded husband, from this day forth, to have and to hold, for richer or poorer... PLEASE, BABY, PLEASE!

Whitley Gilbert:
I do!

MA · 11-02-2018, 07:42 PM

Julian Day: [Whitley and Julian are breaking up in an Italian restaurant] Waiter, check please.

Whitley Marion Gilbert Wayne: Yes, la cuenta and *fast*!

Julian Day: It's "il conto".

Whitley Marion Gilbert Wayne: Oh, cuenta, conto, Kunta Kinte, just get the ding-dang check!

09-30-2018, 12:00 PM	#1
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 129,430	Quotes [the class has decided to leave a time capsule to be remembered by] African Student: Excuse me, please, but what is a time capsule? Kim Reese: A time capsule is when people bury something that's important to them and then dig them up later.
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11-02-2018, 07:23 PM	#2
AMackII Member Forum Star Join Date: Oct 23, 2015 Location: St. Louis Posts: 17,240	Dwayne Cleophus Wayne: Will you? Shazza Zulu: Blessed are those who ask the questions, brother! Dwayne Cleophus Wayne: Whitley, I love you, and if you'll have me, I want you to be my wife! Byron Douglas III: What the HELL are you doing? Dwayne Cleophus Wayne: I'm sorry, Byron, I LOVE HER! Ronald 'Ron' Johnson: [Ron is fighting off security guards that are trying to stop Dwayne from disrupting the wedding] Let him go, man! Dwayne Cleophus Wayne: Will you have me, Dwayne, as your lawfully wedded husband, from this day forth, to have and to hold, for richer or poorer... PLEASE, BABY, PLEASE! Whitley Gilbert: I do!

11-02-2018, 07:42 PM	#3
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 129,430	Julian Day: [Whitley and Julian are breaking up in an Italian restaurant] Waiter, check please. Whitley Marion Gilbert Wayne: Yes, la cuenta and fast! Julian Day: It's "il conto". Whitley Marion Gilbert Wayne: Oh, cuenta, conto, Kunta Kinte, just get the ding-dang check!