Sitcom Family Feud-Diff'rent Strokes

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Since we lost Charlotte Rae this year...here's something to dedicate her life...

Announcer: Welcome Back to Sitcom Family Feud! Here's your host...The Ghost of Richard Dawson!

Richard Dawson comes in.

Richard: Okay, welcome back to Sitcom Family Feud, we're really gonna have an exciting show with The Warners...here they are!

The Warners enter the stage and go to their podium.

Richard: So Tony...how's the workforce?

Tony: It sucks! Too bad I can't retire right now.

Richard: Well...retirement doesn't pay much anymore.

Tony: You said it!

Richard: Now...here's Helen. How are things going?

Helen: Well, school is back in session so I get to work more again.

Richard: That's good, and how about Paul?

Paul: I'm okay...but I hate my job!

Richard: Okay, I don't need to hear that...how about you Dustin?

Dustin: I need a job...but I have a TV Show with Paul.

Richard: Why didn't you tell me that, Paul?

Paul: You never asked!

Richard: Okay up next we have Margaret.

Margaret: Well...school is back in session and with balancing school, my daughters, and my husband...things are okay.

Richard: Okay, and here's your family that you'll be competing...the cast of Diff'rent Strokes!

The main cast of Diff'rnt Strokes enter.

Richard: So first up, we have Phillip Drummond.

Phillip: Yep...I run a business called Trans-Allied, Incorporated. And ladies...I'm available!

Richard: And who's this...your wife?

Edna Garrett: Oh No...I'm Phillip's Housekeeper!

Richard: Can I give you a hug?

Edna: Why not?

Richard and Edna both hug.

Richard: Thanks for the hug!

Edna: Don't mention it!

Richard: Up next, we have Willis Jackson.

Willis Jackson: Thanks, Richard.

Richard: Now how do you and Phillip know each other?

Willis: My mother was a housekeeper for Phillip Drummond and my mom told him to take care of my children before she passed away.

Richard: That's a very touching story...next we have supposedly the younger brother Arnold Jackson. You're kinda short, aren't you?

Arnold Jackson: Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Ricky?

Richard: Well...at least you didn't call me the other version of my name. Finally, we have Kimberly Drummond.

Kimberly: Yes...I'm Kimberly.

Richard: Okay, now...let's start the feud!

Richard walks by his podium while Tony and Phillip walk by the sides they're assigned to.

Richard: Okay, we surveyed 100 people and we have seven answers on the board. Name a musician who was popular in the 1980's.

Tony: Madonna!

Richard: Madonna?

Tony: Yeah...I went out with her once.

Helen: (off-camera) Tony!

Richard: Don't worry Helen, probably everyone did. Show me...Madonna!

25 people said "Madonna", It's the #2 answer.

Richard: Okay Phillip, all you need to do is answer who was a more popular singer than Madonna in the 80's.

Phillip: Well, Willis and Arnold play his songs a lot. A guy who has some good tunes...Michael Jackson.

Richard: Is Michael Jackson the #1 answer?

28 people said "Michael Jackson", It's the #1 answer.

Richard: So Phillip...will your family play or pass?

Phillip: I think we'll play.

Tony: And again, I passed...here's some incorporation, Phil!

Phillip: Ew.

Richard: He always does that. Now Edna, name a singer from the 80's.

Edna: I have a secret crush with...Phil Collins.

Richard: Okay, does that guy have an Invisible Touch?

8 people said "Phil Collins", he's the #5 answer.

Richard: Okay Willis...name a singer from the 80's.

Willis: Well since The King of Pop was taken...how 'bout Prince?

Richard: So...will we party like it's 1999 with the late-great Prince?

20 people said "Prince", he's the #3 answer.

Richard: Okay Arnold, 3 more answers on the board. Name a singer from the 80's.

Arnold: I dunno...Bruce Springsteen?

Richard: So...is the Boss up there?

7 people said "Bruce Springsteen", he's the #6 answer.

Richard: Okay Kimberly...name a singer from the 80's.

Kimberly: There's so many...

Richard: Time's running out.

Kimberly: Tiffany!

Richard: Hmm...I heard about her, but...is Tiffany up there?

BUZZ

Richard: Not everyone knows about her. So let's go to the Warners.

The Warners debate whether to say Huey Lewis or Cyndi Lauper.

Paul bangs the gavel that Harold gave him.

Paul: Would you just listen to me for a second? The #4 answer is Huey Lewis!

Tony: Well...with Judge Paul, I'm gonna say...Cyndi Lauper. Girls DO wanna have fun!

Richard: Okay...is Cyndi Lauper up there?

9 people say "Cyndi Lauper", she's the #4 answer.

Richard: The Warners win again! What's the #7 answer?

3 people say "Huey Lewis", he's the #7 answer.

Richard: We'll have to say goodbye to The Drummonds...

Edna: Well...I'll be back, Richard...

Arnold: Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Ms. Garrett?

Edna: I'm on another show!

Richard: Okay, now...who's gonna play fast-money round?

All but Paul: Paul Is!

Paul: I'm getting the shaft yet again!

Richard: Look, you don't have to play.

Paul: I'll play, I'm already up here!

Richard: Okay then...let's have 15 seconds on the clock, please.

:15 is seen.

Richard: Name a type of tree.

Paul: Mulberry.

BUZZ

Richard: Name a type of antelope.

Paul: A Bongo.

BUZZ

Richard: Name a hairstyle.

Paul: Tonsure.

BUZZ

Richard: Name a pizza chain.

Paul: Happy's.

BUZZ

Richard: Name a shade of blue.

Paul: Cerulean.

BUZZ

Richard: Again...you stumped our survey people. So you didn't get any points nor $20,000. So tune in tomorrow for Sitcom Family Feud!

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