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MA · 08-29-2018, 05:56 AM

Walt: Three juice boxes for six kids? It's gonna be like Lord of the Flies out there.

Ohio8 · 12-03-2023, 12:24 AM

(First lines of the series.)
Claudia: (o.s.)"What was that?"
Jimmy: "Nothing, Mom!"

MA · 03-30-2024, 03:10 PM

Henry: Dad said we couldn't get a cable box, they're too expensive.
Eddie: Your dad and I live in two different worlds.
Jimmy: Uncle Eddie, it's stolen isn't it?
Eddie: 'Stolen' would be a word from your dad's world.

Ohio8 · 04-15-2025, 07:33 PM

Claudia: "Yeah, well, I don't want to wear a dress that makes makes my ass look like a wedding present."

Eddie: "Cool effect."
Drummer: "What effect?"

Walt: (to Sean)"It's nice to be able to be able to be an influence on a young man's life."

Ohio8 · 05-03-2025, 09:36 PM

Claudia: (to Sean)"Can you believe that we're old enough to be chaperones?"

Lily: "Grandpa, do you have an incinerator down at the dump?"

Claudia: "Popcorn and sticky floors that aren't ours."

Walter: "Oh, sure. Make fun of the hypoglycemic."

Lily: "I don't need to practice; it's all the truth."

Brad: "...I'm stag. I'm bachelor style. It gives me a chance to check out the merchandise."

Walter: "There are laws, Eddie."

MA · 05-11-2025, 07:59 AM

Sean: Why are you answering questions with questions?
Eddie: Why does that concern you?

08-29-2018, 05:56 AM	#1
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12-03-2023, 12:24 AM	#2
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,896	(First lines of the series.) Claudia: (o.s.)"What was that?" Jimmy: "Nothing, Mom!"
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03-30-2024, 03:10 PM	#3
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,160	Henry: Dad said we couldn't get a cable box, they're too expensive. Eddie: Your dad and I live in two different worlds. Jimmy: Uncle Eddie, it's stolen isn't it? Eddie: 'Stolen' would be a word from your dad's world.

04-15-2025, 07:33 PM	#4
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,896	Claudia: "Yeah, well, I don't want to wear a dress that makes makes my ass look like a wedding present." Eddie: "Cool effect." Drummer: "What effect?" Walt: (to Sean)"It's nice to be able to be able to be an influence on a young man's life."

05-03-2025, 09:36 PM	#5
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,896	Claudia: (to Sean)"Can you believe that we're old enough to be chaperones?" Lily: "Grandpa, do you have an incinerator down at the dump?" Claudia: "Popcorn and sticky floors that aren't ours." Walter: "Oh, sure. Make fun of the hypoglycemic." Lily: "I don't need to practice; it's all the truth." Brad: "...I'm stag. I'm bachelor style. It gives me a chance to check out the merchandise." Walter: "There are laws, Eddie."

05-11-2025, 07:59 AM	#6
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,160	Sean: Why are you answering questions with questions? Eddie: Why does that concern you?