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MA · 08-25-2018, 07:38 AM

[Larry is hanging from a hook on the wall]
Balki Bartokomous: Cousin, do it for me, please?
Larry Appleton: No, no...
Balki Bartokomous: Oh, please. Please, Mr. Scarecrow, which way is it to the Emerald City?
Larry Appleton: Some people go that way, and some people go that way...
Balki Bartokomous: But, of course, people do go both ways.

MA · 08-26-2018, 06:43 PM

Larry Appleton: I didn't lie. At most, I massaged the truth a little.

Balki Bartokomous: Massaged? You gave it a full body scrub and a mud bath!

Ohio8 · 09-01-2018, 03:16 PM

Balki: "It ain't over 'til the fat lady eats."

MA · 09-02-2018, 07:31 AM

Mary Anne Spencer Bartokomous: You know, having a ghost would explain so many things! Like how when you open the refrigerator, the light goes on!
Jennifer Lyons Appleton: No Maryanne, the light goes on because...
[pauses for a moment, then decides to give up]
Jennifer Lyons Appleton: Yes, Maryanne. Having a ghost would explain that.

JO Sweet Heart · 09-02-2018, 10:38 PM

Balki-"The itsy bitsy scorpion crawled up inside my shirt. I bashed his little head in and threw him in the dirt. When his legs stopped wiggling I dropped him in my stew cause I like crunchy insects with pinchers on, don't you? The itsy bitsy sting rag swam up inside my shorts....."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is what Balki sings to the babies during the final episode of the show.

MA · 09-04-2018, 07:18 AM

Balki Bartokomous: You may call it intuition, you may call it common sense, you may call the wind Mariah...

08-25-2018, 07:38 AM	#1
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,523	Quotes [Larry is hanging from a hook on the wall] Balki Bartokomous: Cousin, do it for me, please? Larry Appleton: No, no... Balki Bartokomous: Oh, please. Please, Mr. Scarecrow, which way is it to the Emerald City? Larry Appleton: Some people go that way, and some people go that way... Balki Bartokomous: But, of course, people do go both ways.
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09-01-2018, 03:16 PM	#3
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,925	Balki: "It ain't over 'til the fat lady eats."
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09-02-2018, 10:38 PM	#5
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,856	Balki-"The itsy bitsy scorpion crawled up inside my shirt. I bashed his little head in and threw him in the dirt. When his legs stopped wiggling I dropped him in my stew cause I like crunchy insects with pinchers on, don't you? The itsy bitsy sting rag swam up inside my shorts....." God bless you always!!! Holly P.S. This is what Balki sings to the babies during the final episode of the show.
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08-26-2018, 06:43 PM	#2
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,523	Larry Appleton: I didn't lie. At most, I massaged the truth a little. Balki Bartokomous: Massaged? You gave it a full body scrub and a mud bath!

09-02-2018, 07:31 AM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,523	Mary Anne Spencer Bartokomous: You know, having a ghost would explain so many things! Like how when you open the refrigerator, the light goes on! Jennifer Lyons Appleton: No Maryanne, the light goes on because... [pauses for a moment, then decides to give up] Jennifer Lyons Appleton: Yes, Maryanne. Having a ghost would explain that.

09-04-2018, 07:18 AM	#6
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,523	Balki Bartokomous: You may call it intuition, you may call it common sense, you may call the wind Mariah...