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MA · 08-20-2018, 07:45 AM

[a gang member is offering John a service]
Iceman: For a certain price the Iceman can provide you with... protection
John: Really? How much to have you provide... ice?
Iceman: Now listen, man
John: No! You listen! I have a party in two hours and I need a thousand cubes and a couple of blocks. Can you help me or not?

MA · 08-20-2018, 07:53 AM

Tony Hemingway: [points to a sign on John's wall that reads: "This is a Dark Ride"] I heard about this.
John: Yeah. From the carnival. A pretty fair description of life too, I think.

AB · 08-23-2018, 07:00 PM

Eve Eggers: "Nobody gets me."

MA · 08-24-2018, 08:00 AM

John: [as he is about to have a drink with his new neighbor Carly] Cheers.

Carly Watkins: Seinfeld.

AB · 08-24-2018, 06:35 PM

Mahalia: "Oh by the way there's a bus missing."
John: (with an incredulous expression) "A bus is missing?"

MA · 08-25-2018, 06:32 AM

Unknown singer: [played while Dexter drive John] Kill whitey! kill whitey!

John: What's the name of the song?

Dexter Walker: "Justice".

Dexter Walker: [Cop pulls car over. Dexter quickly turns music off, then turns to face cop at the driver's window] Evenin', officer.

Unknown singer: [John reaches over and turns music back on] Kill whitey! kill whitey!

AB · 08-25-2018, 03:14 PM

John: "What do we need a gun for?"
Mahalia: (laughing) "That's a good one John!"

MA · 08-25-2018, 03:16 PM

Officer Eve Eggers: Nobody gets me.

08-20-2018, 07:45 AM	#1
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,083	The John Larroquette Show Quotes and Lines [a gang member is offering John a service] Iceman: For a certain price the Iceman can provide you with... protection John: Really? How much to have you provide... ice? Iceman: Now listen, man John: No! You listen! I have a party in two hours and I need a thousand cubes and a couple of blocks. Can you help me or not?
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08-20-2018, 07:53 AM	#2
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,083	Tony Hemingway: [points to a sign on John's wall that reads: "This is a Dark Ride"] I heard about this. John: Yeah. From the carnival. A pretty fair description of life too, I think.

08-23-2018, 07:00 PM	#3
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Eve Eggers: "Nobody gets me."

08-24-2018, 08:00 AM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,083	John: [as he is about to have a drink with his new neighbor Carly] Cheers. Carly Watkins: Seinfeld.

08-24-2018, 06:35 PM	#5
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Mahalia: "Oh by the way there's a bus missing." John: (with an incredulous expression) "A bus is missing?"

08-25-2018, 06:32 AM	#6
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,083	Unknown singer: [played while Dexter drive John] Kill whitey! kill whitey! John: What's the name of the song? Dexter Walker: "Justice". Dexter Walker: [Cop pulls car over. Dexter quickly turns music off, then turns to face cop at the driver's window] Evenin', officer. Unknown singer: [John reaches over and turns music back on] Kill whitey! kill whitey!

08-25-2018, 03:14 PM	#7
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	John: "What do we need a gun for?" Mahalia: (laughing) "That's a good one John!"

08-25-2018, 03:16 PM	#8
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,083	Officer Eve Eggers: Nobody gets me.