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Bart calls Moe's Tavern and asks to talk with the last name King and the first name Joe. Moe hollers out, "Is there a Joe King here?"
Silence "Is anyone Joe King?" "The person who called you is joking." Everyone starts laughing hysterically, and Moe says, "Listen you little flea poop. If I ever get ahold of you, I'm gonna use your intestines to decorate my basement." Here are some I've done in reality. There was a radio station that would play a game where they'd announce a song title in the morning; and if you were the right person to call in after so many rings, you'd win a prize. I would call the station every time they played that game asking if they take requests and make it a point of telling asking them whatever the song of the day was. Here's an example, they listed "Surfin' U.S.A." as a song so I called and requested it. The reason that one stands out is because I had it on several Beach Boys albums because they're pretty much my favorite group. Al Jardine is my favorite member. I have also been known to call someone when he's in the same room just to ask if he's there. Imagine if Bart got a hold of a cell phone and did that to Homer as a prank and got himself strangled. |
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