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Ohio8 · 07-28-2018, 10:56 PM

Matt: "Pretty deep for a redhead."
Miss Kitty: "I'm pretty deep for a redhead."

MA · 01-01-2019, 08:08 PM

Louie Pheeters: [sitting at the bar in episode "Slocum"] Excepting some women, of course, just ain't nothing prettier than a full bottle.

ThisLittlePiggy · 01-02-2019, 10:39 AM

Festus Haggen: I just thought...
Dr. Galen 'Doc' Adams: Don't think! That's when you get dangerous.

MA · 01-02-2019, 10:59 AM

Festus Haggen: Don't you think somebody oughta reckon with him, Matthew?

ThisLittlePiggy · 04-10-2019, 07:15 PM

On a long ride with Matt, Chester declares, "Why I'm so hungry, my stomach is growing teeth."

MA · 04-10-2019, 07:20 PM

Reb Kittredge:
Are you in love with Curly?

Rita:
He wants to marry me.

Reb Kittredge:
That's not what I asked you.

Rita:
I don't know why that would interest you.

Reb Kittredge:
I don't want to stake my claim on range that's already taken up.

ThisLittlePiggy · 06-09-2019, 03:31 PM

Festus:

Hotter than a jug full of red ants.

TSMIV · 06-09-2019, 11:39 PM

Chester: Even the taters is moldy.

MA · 06-10-2019, 01:26 PM

Curly Mather: You're pretty tough with that gun strapped around your waist. I wonder how tough you'd be without it.
Reb Kittredge: You ain't never going to find out, Curly. I'm never going to take it off.

Ohio8 · 06-15-2019, 07:11 PM

Miss Kitty: "Sure beats anything I ever saw with a gun."

MA · 06-15-2019, 07:23 PM

[the teaser of the very first episode, "Matt Gets It."]
John Wayne: Good evening. My name's Wayne. Some of you may have seen me before. I hope so. I've been kicking around Hollywood a long time. I've made a lot of pictures out here. All kinds. Some of them have been westerns and that's what I'm here to tell you about tonight. A western. A new television show called "Gunsmoke". When I first heard about the show "Gunsmoke", I knew there was only one man to play in it. James Arness. He's a young fellow, and may be new to some of you. But I've worked with him and I predict he'll be a big star. And now, I'm proud to present "Gunsmoke".

Ohio8 · 11-06-2019, 06:11 PM

Judge Anderson: "...the only difference between a rut and a grave is measurement."

Matt: "If you dig a hole in the ground, you're expected to fill it more than you dug out."

MA · 11-27-2019, 05:40 PM

Matt Dillon: You know, Kitty, it's really been good seeing you again. Maybe when all this is over and I get back... [his sentence is incomplete as Kitty responds]
Kitty Russell: I'll be here. [as Matt closes the door behind him]
Kitty Russell: Aren't I always?

Ohio8 · 01-01-2020, 01:10 PM

Ma Fowler: "Class will tell every time."

Ohio8 · 01-01-2020, 01:11 PM

Cowboy: "That is some kind of horse."

07-28-2018, 10:56 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,992	Favorite Quotes Matt: "Pretty deep for a redhead." Miss Kitty: "I'm pretty deep for a redhead."
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01-01-2019, 08:08 PM	#2
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 129,404	Louie Pheeters: [sitting at the bar in episode "Slocum"] Excepting some women, of course, just ain't nothing prettier than a full bottle.
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06-15-2019, 07:23 PM	#11
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 129,404	[the teaser of the very first episode, "Matt Gets It."] John Wayne: Good evening. My name's Wayne. Some of you may have seen me before. I hope so. I've been kicking around Hollywood a long time. I've made a lot of pictures out here. All kinds. Some of them have been westerns and that's what I'm here to tell you about tonight. A western. A new television show called "Gunsmoke". When I first heard about the show "Gunsmoke", I knew there was only one man to play in it. James Arness. He's a young fellow, and may be new to some of you. But I've worked with him and I predict he'll be a big star. And now, I'm proud to present "Gunsmoke".
	Last edited by MA; 07-24-2025 at 06:17 PM.

01-02-2019, 10:39 AM	#3
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 86,366	Festus Haggen: I just thought... Dr. Galen 'Doc' Adams: Don't think! That's when you get dangerous.

01-02-2019, 10:59 AM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 129,404	Festus Haggen: Don't you think somebody oughta reckon with him, Matthew?

04-10-2019, 07:15 PM	#5
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 86,366	On a long ride with Matt, Chester declares, "Why I'm so hungry, my stomach is growing teeth."

04-10-2019, 07:20 PM	#6
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 129,404	Reb Kittredge: Are you in love with Curly? Rita: He wants to marry me. Reb Kittredge: That's not what I asked you. Rita: I don't know why that would interest you. Reb Kittredge: I don't want to stake my claim on range that's already taken up.

06-09-2019, 03:31 PM	#7
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 86,366	Festus: Hotter than a jug full of red ants.

06-09-2019, 11:39 PM	#8
TSMIV Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 29, 2018 Location: Arkansas Posts: 696	Chester: Even the taters is moldy.

06-10-2019, 01:26 PM	#9
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 129,404	Curly Mather: You're pretty tough with that gun strapped around your waist. I wonder how tough you'd be without it. Reb Kittredge: You ain't never going to find out, Curly. I'm never going to take it off.

06-15-2019, 07:11 PM	#10
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,992	Miss Kitty: "Sure beats anything I ever saw with a gun."

11-06-2019, 06:11 PM	#12
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,992	Judge Anderson: "...the only difference between a rut and a grave is measurement." Matt: "If you dig a hole in the ground, you're expected to fill it more than you dug out."

11-27-2019, 05:40 PM	#13
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 129,404	Matt Dillon: You know, Kitty, it's really been good seeing you again. Maybe when all this is over and I get back... [his sentence is incomplete as Kitty responds] Kitty Russell: I'll be here. [as Matt closes the door behind him] Kitty Russell: Aren't I always?

01-01-2020, 01:10 PM	#14
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,992	Ma Fowler: "Class will tell every time."

01-01-2020, 01:11 PM	#15
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,992	Cowboy: "That is some kind of horse."