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MA · 07-25-2018, 01:34 PM

Dick:
I think we've underestimated the life on this planet. The people have so much courage. Here they are hurling through space on a molten rock at 67000 miles an hour and the only thing that keeps them from flying out of their shoes is their misplaced faith in gravity.

MA · 08-01-2018, 06:09 AM

Coach Strickland: Solomon, climb the rope!
Tommy Solomon: What's at the top of the rope?
Coach Strickland: Your self-esteem.
Tommy Solomon: My self-esteem?
Coach Strickland: Now climb the rope or you get to go sit with the girls.
Tommy Solomon: So if I don't climb the rope, I get to go sit with the girls? You're going to have to help me out here, I'm failing to see the downside!

Ohio8 · 06-29-2019, 12:59 PM

Sally: "Humans are not perfect."

MA · 06-29-2019, 02:44 PM

Dick: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. (flips to the back of the book) I'm not going to read 380 pages if he can't even make up his mind in the first sentence!

Ohio8 · 07-20-2019, 12:24 PM

Harry's catchphrases:
"Incoming message from the Big Giant Head."

"Message ending in three, two, one." (sneezes)

MA · 07-24-2019, 04:47 AM

Tommy: [pointing to the stars] I've been there and there and there and there...
Harry: Wow. The long, boring stories you must have.

Ohio8 · 08-25-2019, 04:46 PM

Chloe: (to Sally)"How many Venutians does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
Sally: "None. They get a man to do it."

Gabrielle: "Our weapon is... the beer commercial."

Judith: "I used to play rugby."

Tommy: (to Sally)"I can't believe you got your ass kicked by a girl!"

MA · 08-26-2019, 09:40 AM

Dick: You were good: you had delivery, presence, timing, you just didn't have that indefinable something extra.
Tommy: I was just trying to score some points with my girlfriend, is that too much to ask?

MA · 09-29-2019, 07:54 AM

Sally: I like TV.
Dick: Me too. Let's say we turn it on. [he turns it on]
Sally: It's even better on.

Ohio8 · 07-29-2020, 08:45 PM

Dick: "Please forgive Sally, she's not from Ohio."

MA · 07-30-2020, 11:56 AM

Tommy Solomon:
Harry, I need you to drive me somewhere.

Harry Solomon:
Nope.

Tommy Solomon:
You know I outrank you.

Harry Solomon:
Then, "No, sir!"

Ohio8 · 12-14-2021, 12:16 AM

Dick: "...there are other aliens in Central Ohio."

Sally: "...just to boff Mary Albright."

Harry: "Or hooker... Cheap painted hookers."

Dick: "He's a rich man with a drinking problem."

Ohio8 · 12-14-2021, 12:22 AM

Harry: "I'm datin' twins."

Mary: (to Dick)"I saw you turn a man into a monkey!"

Mary: "You are an alien?"
Dick: "Yes."
Mary: "Why didn't I see this before?"
Dick: "Because you're only human."

Dick: "Easter Island was a practical joke that got out of hand."

Sally: "...I'm gonna kill Albright."

Harry: "Why are the crazy ones always attracted to me?"

Harry: "What happened?"
Sally: "We have to go home."

Ohio8 · 12-14-2021, 12:25 AM

Harry: "Dude, we are broke. We have been broke for six years!"

Sally: "And the student becomes the master."

Tommy: "It's amazing what nineteen thousand dollars can do to an attic."

MA · 12-25-2021, 05:01 PM

Dr. Dick Solomon:
Ah, yes, the 'Big Game'. God forbid your intellectual development should get in the way of the 'Big Game'. The fate of humanity rests on the outcome of the 'Big Game'.

Bug Pollone:
Is he being sarcastic?

07-25-2018, 01:34 PM	#1
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,182	Quotes Dick: I think we've underestimated the life on this planet. The people have so much courage. Here they are hurling through space on a molten rock at 67000 miles an hour and the only thing that keeps them from flying out of their shoes is their misplaced faith in gravity.
	__________________ ~-Mikaela-~

06-29-2019, 12:59 PM	#3
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,899	Sally: "Humans are not perfect."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

08-25-2019, 04:46 PM	#7
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,899	Chloe: (to Sally)"How many Venutians does it take to screw in a light bulb?" Sally: "None. They get a man to do it." Gabrielle: "Our weapon is... the beer commercial." Judith: "I used to play rugby." Tommy: (to Sally)"I can't believe you got your ass kicked by a girl!"
	Last edited by Ohio8; 07-29-2020 at 08:30 PM.

12-14-2021, 12:22 AM	#13
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,899	Harry: "I'm datin' twins." Mary: (to Dick)"I saw you turn a man into a monkey!" Mary: "You are an alien?" Dick: "Yes." Mary: "Why didn't I see this before?" Dick: "Because you're only human." Dick: "Easter Island was a practical joke that got out of hand." Sally: "...I'm gonna kill Albright." Harry: "Why are the crazy ones always attracted to me?" Harry: "What happened?" Sally: "We have to go home."
	Last edited by Ohio8; 06-26-2022 at 11:59 PM.

08-01-2018, 06:09 AM	#2
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,182	Coach Strickland: Solomon, climb the rope! Tommy Solomon: What's at the top of the rope? Coach Strickland: Your self-esteem. Tommy Solomon: My self-esteem? Coach Strickland: Now climb the rope or you get to go sit with the girls. Tommy Solomon: So if I don't climb the rope, I get to go sit with the girls? You're going to have to help me out here, I'm failing to see the downside!

06-29-2019, 02:44 PM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,182	Dick: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. (flips to the back of the book) I'm not going to read 380 pages if he can't even make up his mind in the first sentence!

07-20-2019, 12:24 PM	#5
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,899	Harry's catchphrases: "Incoming message from the Big Giant Head." "Message ending in three, two, one." (sneezes)

07-24-2019, 04:47 AM	#6
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,182	Tommy: [pointing to the stars] I've been there and there and there and there... Harry: Wow. The long, boring stories you must have.

08-26-2019, 09:40 AM	#8
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,182	Dick: You were good: you had delivery, presence, timing, you just didn't have that indefinable something extra. Tommy: I was just trying to score some points with my girlfriend, is that too much to ask?

09-29-2019, 07:54 AM	#9
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,182	Sally: I like TV. Dick: Me too. Let's say we turn it on. [he turns it on] Sally: It's even better on.

07-29-2020, 08:45 PM	#10
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,899	Dick: "Please forgive Sally, she's not from Ohio."

07-30-2020, 11:56 AM	#11
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,182	Tommy Solomon: Harry, I need you to drive me somewhere. Harry Solomon: Nope. Tommy Solomon: You know I outrank you. Harry Solomon: Then, "No, sir!"

12-14-2021, 12:16 AM	#12
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,899	Dick: "...there are other aliens in Central Ohio." Sally: "...just to boff Mary Albright." Harry: "Or hooker... Cheap painted hookers." Dick: "He's a rich man with a drinking problem."

12-14-2021, 12:25 AM	#14
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,899	Harry: "Dude, we are broke. We have been broke for six years!" Sally: "And the student becomes the master." Tommy: "It's amazing what nineteen thousand dollars can do to an attic."

12-25-2021, 05:01 PM	#15
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,182	Dr. Dick Solomon: Ah, yes, the 'Big Game'. God forbid your intellectual development should get in the way of the 'Big Game'. The fate of humanity rests on the outcome of the 'Big Game'. Bug Pollone: Is he being sarcastic?