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07-19-2018, 09:11 PM
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Carter: "Pyle, you are an albatross."
Gomer: "How do I get back?" Carter: "You can fly, Pyle. You're an albatross, remember?" |
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"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd |
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07-20-2018, 07:32 AM
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Sgt. Carter: Pyle. My old grandmother could do better than that.
Gomer Pyle: Well, bless her heart. |
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07-20-2018, 06:01 PM
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A Gomer & Sgt. Carter quote:
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07-20-2018, 06:22 PM
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Alice Whipple: Harry, how long are we going to be here?
Harry Whipple: As long as it takes. Alice Whipple: Well, I've got to get to the beauty parlor. Harry Whipple: You're telling me |
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07-21-2018, 03:44 PM
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07-21-2018, 03:46 PM
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[Pyle is trying to remember the secret password, Lima Tango]
Gomer Pyle: Don't tell me, don't tell me. It's a bean, it's a bean... Lima. Sgt. Carter: Lima what Pyle? Gomer Pyle: Uhhhh... it's a dance, it's a dance... starts with T... I know- Lima Turkey Trot. |
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07-22-2018, 03:38 PM
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07-23-2018, 07:22 PM
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Gomer's catchphrases:
"Golllllly!" "Shazam." "Surprise, surprise, surprise!" |
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07-23-2018, 09:34 PM
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Harry: So fan yourself. Alice: I haven't got a fan. Harry: Use your lip. Quote may not be exact, but it's close. |
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07-24-2018, 06:15 PM
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07-24-2018, 10:40 PM
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Gomer's fourth catchphrase: "Shame, shame, shame."
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07-25-2018, 01:28 PM
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Pvt. Gomer Pyle:
[while raking] See-saw Majorie Dawl, Jack shall have a new Master. He shall make but a penny a day, because he can't work any faster |
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07-25-2018, 05:58 PM
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07-27-2018, 10:10 AM
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Gomer: One of my favorite little sayings is, ‘To avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing.’
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08-02-2018, 08:09 PM
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