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Ohio8 · 07-14-2018, 08:18 PM

Karen: "The mall is where I spend my day, from pretzel stand to lingerie. The shoes and purses, the choice is hard. Oh heck, put them all on my credit card."

MA · 07-14-2018, 08:20 PM

Cody Lambert: Woah! A Canadian penny! Now I can buy bubble gum! That is, if I go to Canadia.

Ohio8 · 07-14-2018, 08:20 PM

Karen: "If you're accusing me of being irresistible to men, then I stand guilty as charged. It is a burden that only I and a handful of supermodels understand!"

MA · 07-14-2018, 08:21 PM

Al Lambert: Who's she?

Mark Foster: Only the hottest chick in the eighth grade.

Al Lambert: Then why on earth would she want to go out with a geek like you?

JO Sweet Heart · 08-02-2018, 07:04 PM

After coming to Dana's defense again by ramming his foot into the coffee vending machine at the bus station, Cody was like-"Well, I'm warmed up."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

MA · 08-02-2018, 08:02 PM

Dana Foster: Lose the Elton John shoes.

Rich Halke: But they're really working for me.

Dana Foster: No they're really, really not.

MA · 11-28-2020, 06:14 AM

Jean-Luc: What do you think?

Carol Foster Lambert: I think you look like Barbara Eden from "I Dream Of Jeannie".

Jean-Luc: Well, I think you look like Crissy from "Three's Company"!

Ohio8 · 01-18-2023, 12:45 AM

Al: "Ohhh, look. It's the Goodyear wimp."

Ohio8 · 01-18-2023, 12:48 AM

Dana: (to Gina)"You don't know me. We go to the same school, but, I'm in the building without the barbed wire."
Gina: "Hey, good one. You're pretty funny."
Dana: "Thanks."
Gina: "But with a face like that, I guess you'd have to be."

Ohio8 · 03-09-2023, 12:57 AM

Dana: "What's the difference? Frank's kids eat with their hands anyway."
Al: "Hey! I heard that, hairball."

Cody: "I don't want to overstay my welcome."
Dana: "Ohhh, we don't want to do that."

Karen: "Me? At a country club? Yes, it's finally happened!"

Cody: "They should've never broken up AT&T."

Ohio8 · 03-09-2023, 01:01 AM

Karen: "Frank, that's wonderful! I've been wanting to enter that pageant ever since I realized I was beautiful!"

Carol: "Oh, I never should've bought her that Brooke Shields doll."

Cody: "Whoa! Gnarly head wound!"

Ohio8 · 04-18-2023, 07:25 PM

(First line of the series.)
J.T.: "Ohhkay. Corn flakes!, bran flakes, and sugar flakes."

Frank: "I'm proud! Guilty yet proud."

Ohio8 · 08-18-2023, 06:41 PM

President Lincoln's Ghost: "See, I don't get it. FDR taxes everybody like crazy, they call him a hero. I free the slaves and I get shot in the head."

MA · 10-16-2023, 07:50 AM

Frank Lambert: [sitting on the armchair doing a crossword puzzle] A city in Texas, 6 letters?
Carol Foster Lambert: Well, Frank--D-A-L-L-A-S !

07-14-2018, 08:18 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,885	Quotes Karen: "The mall is where I spend my day, from pretzel stand to lingerie. The shoes and purses, the choice is hard. Oh heck, put them all on my credit card."
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07-14-2018, 08:20 PM	#2
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,127	Cody Lambert: Woah! A Canadian penny! Now I can buy bubble gum! That is, if I go to Canadia.
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08-02-2018, 07:04 PM	#5
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,834	After coming to Dana's defense again by ramming his foot into the coffee vending machine at the bus station, Cody was like-"Well, I'm warmed up." God bless you always!!! Holly
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08-02-2018, 08:02 PM	#6
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,127	Dana Foster: Lose the Elton John shoes. Rich Halke: But they're really working for me. Dana Foster: No they're really, really not.
	Last edited by MA; 10-16-2023 at 07:50 AM.

07-14-2018, 08:21 PM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,127	Al Lambert: Who's she? Mark Foster: Only the hottest chick in the eighth grade. Al Lambert: Then why on earth would she want to go out with a geek like you?

11-28-2020, 06:14 AM	#7
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,127	Jean-Luc: What do you think? Carol Foster Lambert: I think you look like Barbara Eden from "I Dream Of Jeannie". Jean-Luc: Well, I think you look like Crissy from "Three's Company"!

01-18-2023, 12:45 AM	#8
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,885	Al: "Ohhh, look. It's the Goodyear wimp."

01-18-2023, 12:48 AM	#9
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,885	Dana: (to Gina)"You don't know me. We go to the same school, but, I'm in the building without the barbed wire." Gina: "Hey, good one. You're pretty funny." Dana: "Thanks." Gina: "But with a face like that, I guess you'd have to be."

03-09-2023, 12:57 AM	#10
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,885	Dana: "What's the difference? Frank's kids eat with their hands anyway." Al: "Hey! I heard that, hairball." Cody: "I don't want to overstay my welcome." Dana: "Ohhh, we don't want to do that." Karen: "Me? At a country club? Yes, it's finally happened!" Cody: "They should've never broken up AT&T."

03-09-2023, 01:01 AM	#11
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,885	Karen: "Frank, that's wonderful! I've been wanting to enter that pageant ever since I realized I was beautiful!" Carol: "Oh, I never should've bought her that Brooke Shields doll." Cody: "Whoa! Gnarly head wound!"

04-18-2023, 07:25 PM	#12
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,885	(First line of the series.) J.T.: "Ohhkay. Corn flakes!, bran flakes, and sugar flakes." Frank: "I'm proud! Guilty yet proud."

08-18-2023, 06:41 PM	#13
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,885	President Lincoln's Ghost: "See, I don't get it. FDR taxes everybody like crazy, they call him a hero. I free the slaves and I get shot in the head."

10-16-2023, 07:50 AM	#14
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,127	Frank Lambert: [sitting on the armchair doing a crossword puzzle] A city in Texas, 6 letters? Carol Foster Lambert: Well, Frank--D-A-L-L-A-S !