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Ohio8 · 06-29-2018, 09:47 PM

Barney: "What have we got here?"
Chano: "Exposing himself at a bus stop."
Barney: "In this weather?"

AB · 07-02-2018, 04:49 PM

(After eating the altered brownies)

Fish: "First time in years I felt this good and it has to be illegal."

MA · 07-02-2018, 04:51 PM

Barney Miller: That's not the way we operate around here. We do everything by the book, according to regulations, above board.

Del Veccio: I believe you.

Barney Miller: You don't look like you do.

Del Veccio: It's my face. I mean this face doesn't look like it trusts anybody. When I proposed to my wife, she thought I was joking. This face is a curse.

AB · 07-02-2018, 04:56 PM

The Werewolf episode:

Yemana: "Barney, Barney, BARNEY!"
Yemana: "He really is a werewolf, Barn. Look, he's got hair growing out of his face!"
Barney Miller: "That's a beard. Haven't you ever seen one?"
Yemana: "Not in MY family."

MA · 07-02-2018, 04:57 PM

Rhonda Haleck: My old man took me to ball game once when I was a kid. I think we saw the Mets and the Cubs.

Wojo: Oh yeah, that's always a good game.

Rhonda Haleck: He got me a little pennant, a hot dog and a beer. We had really great seats.

Wojo: Sounds like your dad was a nice guy.

Rhonda Haleck: He was a mugger. Some guy he rolled had season tickets. Halfway through the game, a cop showed up. Dragged us both out of there.

Wojo: Oh.

Rhonda Haleck: Wanna hear about the puppy I got for Christmas?

AB · 07-03-2018, 02:45 PM

Wojo & Barney quotes:

MA · 07-04-2018, 09:25 AM

AB · 07-05-2018, 06:00 PM

A Harris quote:

MA · 07-05-2018, 06:06 PM

Barney Miller: [searching the files for a bombing suspect] Who else you got?

Yemana: [looks at file folder] Sheldon "Boom-Boom" Hockster.

Barney Miller: "Boom-Boom"?

Yemana: You'd be amazed at how many of these guys are named "Boom-Boom".

MA · 07-05-2018, 08:12 PM

Barney: Anything happening I should know about?
Everyone: Harris is writing a book.
Barney: A capella. Pretty good. I had in mind something more in the nature of a crime.
Yemana: The coffee.
Barney: I would hesitate to call our coffee a crime. A shame maybe... [takes a sip of the coffee] Oh, that's a crime.

Ohio8 · 07-14-2018, 07:22 PM

Yemena: "How was dinner?"
Wojo: "Degrading."
Yemena: "I think I know the restaurant."

MA · 07-14-2018, 07:23 PM

Detective Ron Harris: [brings Mayflower, who's dressed in full pimp regalia into the Squad Room] Okay. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Mr. Mayflower: Hey, man, since when is it a crime to come to the defense of a lady and try and protect her honor? Since *when*?
Detective Ron Harris: When you push her trick out of a second story window.
Mr. Mayflower: Don't tell *me* chivalry ain't dead!

Ohio8 · 07-17-2018, 08:44 PM

Harris: (reading from notepad) "Barn, 36 assorted small arms, 14 heavy-caliber semi-and-automatic weapons, 56 pieces of assorted pyrotechnics, two flame throwers, and an M12 anti-tank gun."
Barney: (to Col. Dundee)"Expecting trouble?"

AB · 07-18-2018, 04:21 PM

A Dietrich quote:

AB · 07-18-2018, 04:38 PM

Levitt & Barney quote/lines:

06-29-2018, 09:47 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Favorite Quotes Barney: "What have we got here?" Chano: "Exposing himself at a bus stop." Barney: "In this weather?"

07-02-2018, 04:51 PM	#3
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Barney Miller: That's not the way we operate around here. We do everything by the book, according to regulations, above board. Del Veccio: I believe you. Barney Miller: You don't look like you do. Del Veccio: It's my face. I mean this face doesn't look like it trusts anybody. When I proposed to my wife, she thought I was joking. This face is a curse.
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07-03-2018, 02:45 PM	#6
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Wojo & Barney quotes: Attached Images

07-05-2018, 06:00 PM	#8
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	A Harris quote: Attached Images

07-17-2018, 08:44 PM	#13
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Harris: (reading from notepad) "Barn, 36 assorted small arms, 14 heavy-caliber semi-and-automatic weapons, 56 pieces of assorted pyrotechnics, two flame throwers, and an M12 anti-tank gun." Barney: (to Col. Dundee)"Expecting trouble?"
	Last edited by Ohio8; 10-28-2018 at 03:25 PM.

07-02-2018, 04:49 PM	#2
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	(After eating the altered brownies) Fish: "First time in years I felt this good and it has to be illegal."

07-02-2018, 04:56 PM	#4
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	The Werewolf episode: Yemana: "Barney, Barney, BARNEY!" Yemana: "He really is a werewolf, Barn. Look, he's got hair growing out of his face!" Barney Miller: "That's a beard. Haven't you ever seen one?" Yemana: "Not in MY family."

07-02-2018, 04:57 PM	#5
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Rhonda Haleck: My old man took me to ball game once when I was a kid. I think we saw the Mets and the Cubs. Wojo: Oh yeah, that's always a good game. Rhonda Haleck: He got me a little pennant, a hot dog and a beer. We had really great seats. Wojo: Sounds like your dad was a nice guy. Rhonda Haleck: He was a mugger. Some guy he rolled had season tickets. Halfway through the game, a cop showed up. Dragged us both out of there. Wojo: Oh. Rhonda Haleck: Wanna hear about the puppy I got for Christmas?

07-04-2018, 09:25 AM	#7
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094

07-05-2018, 06:06 PM	#9
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Barney Miller: [searching the files for a bombing suspect] Who else you got? Yemana: [looks at file folder] Sheldon "Boom-Boom" Hockster. Barney Miller: "Boom-Boom"? Yemana: You'd be amazed at how many of these guys are named "Boom-Boom".

07-05-2018, 08:12 PM	#10
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Barney: Anything happening I should know about? Everyone: Harris is writing a book. Barney: A capella. Pretty good. I had in mind something more in the nature of a crime. Yemana: The coffee. Barney: I would hesitate to call our coffee a crime. A shame maybe... [takes a sip of the coffee] Oh, that's a crime.

07-14-2018, 07:22 PM	#11
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Yemena: "How was dinner?" Wojo: "Degrading." Yemena: "I think I know the restaurant."

07-14-2018, 07:23 PM	#12
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Detective Ron Harris: [brings Mayflower, who's dressed in full pimp regalia into the Squad Room] Okay. Come on. Come on. Come on. Mr. Mayflower: Hey, man, since when is it a crime to come to the defense of a lady and try and protect her honor? Since when? Detective Ron Harris: When you push her trick out of a second story window. Mr. Mayflower: Don't tell me chivalry ain't dead!

07-18-2018, 04:21 PM	#14
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	A Dietrich quote: Attached Images

07-18-2018, 04:38 PM	#15
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Levitt & Barney quote/lines: Attached Images