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Brett Ferino · 03-01-2001, 10:02 PM

What is it and why?

ThomasE · 03-01-2001, 11:32 PM

"I kill me!"

BlairandJo · 03-05-2001, 02:39 PM

"are you going to finish that sandwhich"

Titania · 03-10-2001, 10:43 PM

"Im in the wind, chow, arividerchi, byebye, and goodnight to mrs. ockmonic, where ever u are"

"The mango farm went under"
"you mean it went out of business?"
"No, it went under (motioning underground)"

"He once said, Im going out west, there foam in them far hills"

"Wheres the blender" "why?" "the cat wont fit in the toaster"

"(after being blown from the kitchen across the living room) guess we'll have to order in"

"(rapping)My name is ALF and Im stuck on earth, i cant get back to my place of birth, im makin the best of a bad situation think of it as an extended designation, yeah! ""Well how do you do, my name is Lynn, im doing some rapping with an alien, hes kinda short, a little bit furry, id rap some more but im in a hurry," "well look here, his name is willy, come rap with us, lets all get silly!" "well id love to ALF but i gotta get ready i just came to tell Lynn that..her mother needed..her.."

07-02-2001, 11:58 PM

~grease fire~
ALF~Grease fire Grease Fire
Kate~ ALF
Willie~ Uh no uh no
ALF~Nevermind the curtains put me out.

~ALf and willie with new garden hose~
Willie~ Go, Go back to the tent
Alf~ It's to dangerous out there, I had to kill a 50 foot water snake with my pocket knife.
Willie~There are no 50 foot water snakes in the back yard
Alf~ I'm telling ya, it was bright green and it spit water. Phs Phs (spit sound)
Willie~That was my new garden hose
Alf~ OH, no wounder it was sucking on the spicket.

These are classics

Sean Snow · 07-03-2001, 03:47 PM

ALF: Goodmorning, America, how aer ya? Don't you know me, I'm your native son.

Stops

ALF: Willy, what's the rest?

Willie: Be Quiet!

ALF: I wonder how that could of sold. Be Quiet, be quiet!

neo123 · 09-26-2001, 04:37 PM

"2 minutes Luckmiester - then i'll be down on you, like a buzzard on a gutwagon."

I love that one!!

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"If I were two faced...would I be wearing this one??" Abraham Lincoln 1865

ALF Rocks!! · 09-29-2001, 02:45 PM

ALF gives willie a canister

Willie~ What is this?

Canister lid pops off

ALF~Oh, thats just nuclear waste from my spaceship. O hey, dont worry! Life on this planet will still exist as long as that little lid doesnt POP off!

Willie stares in awe and gives ALF the canister

ALF~ oh, never mind, these are my crayons!

03-01-2001, 10:02 PM	#1
Brett Ferino Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 18, 2000 Location: PA Posts: 3,782	Fave Quote What is it and why?

07-02-2001, 11:58 PM	#5
ALFFANKRISTI Guest Posts: n/a	~grease fire~ ALF~Grease fire Grease Fire Kate~ ALF Willie~ Uh no uh no ALF~Nevermind the curtains put me out. ~ALf and willie with new garden hose~ Willie~ Go, Go back to the tent Alf~ It's to dangerous out there, I had to kill a 50 foot water snake with my pocket knife. Willie~There are no 50 foot water snakes in the back yard Alf~ I'm telling ya, it was bright green and it spit water. Phs Phs (spit sound) Willie~That was my new garden hose Alf~ OH, no wounder it was sucking on the spicket. These are classics
ALFFANKRISTI Guest Posts: n/a

03-01-2001, 11:32 PM	#2
ThomasE Member Moderator Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 04, 2000 Location: New York, New York, U.S.A. Posts: 10,857	"I kill me!"

03-05-2001, 02:39 PM	#3
BlairandJo PuRpLe~PrInCeSsEs Senior Member Join Date: Feb 14, 2001 Location: TX I love this state Posts: 1,453	"are you going to finish that sandwhich"

03-10-2001, 10:43 PM	#4
Titania a part of that Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 04, 2000 Posts: 3,694	"Im in the wind, chow, arividerchi, byebye, and goodnight to mrs. ockmonic, where ever u are" "The mango farm went under" "you mean it went out of business?" "No, it went under (motioning underground)" "He once said, Im going out west, there foam in them far hills" "Wheres the blender" "why?" "the cat wont fit in the toaster" "(after being blown from the kitchen across the living room) guess we'll have to order in" "(rapping)My name is ALF and Im stuck on earth, i cant get back to my place of birth, im makin the best of a bad situation think of it as an extended designation, yeah! ""Well how do you do, my name is Lynn, im doing some rapping with an alien, hes kinda short, a little bit furry, id rap some more but im in a hurry," "well look here, his name is willy, come rap with us, lets all get silly!" "well id love to ALF but i gotta get ready i just came to tell Lynn that..her mother needed..her.."

07-03-2001, 03:47 PM	#6
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	ALF: Goodmorning, America, how aer ya? Don't you know me, I'm your native son. Stops ALF: Willy, what's the rest? Willie: Be Quiet! ALF: I wonder how that could of sold. Be Quiet, be quiet!

09-26-2001, 04:37 PM	#7
neo123 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 23, 2001 Location: East, TN USA Posts: 169	"2 minutes Luckmiester - then i'll be down on you, like a buzzard on a gutwagon." I love that one!! ------------------ "If I were two faced...would I be wearing this one??" Abraham Lincoln 1865

09-29-2001, 02:45 PM	#8
ALF Rocks!! 80s Sitcom Expert Occasional Poster Join Date: Sep 22, 2001 Location: Good ol' U.S. of A. Posts: 83	ALF gives willie a canister Willie~ What is this? Canister lid pops off ALF~Oh, thats just nuclear waste from my spaceship. O hey, dont worry! Life on this planet will still exist as long as that little lid doesnt POP off! Willie stares in awe and gives ALF the canister ALF~ oh, never mind, these are my crayons!