The Honeymooners gang returns from their trip out west:

[Frank Gannucci]

(The Kramdens, Nortons and Gibsons arrive at 328 Chauncey Street.)

Ralph: "Boy, what a great vacation we had."

Ed: "You said it Ralph-ie boy. How about when we stayed in LA, you wanted to see if Jackie Gleason had a residence in Los Angeles in addition to the Miami area?"

Ralph: "I was surprised when he didn't. I also was saddened when Ellen Pompeo had her security around her house chase both you and me off her lawn."

Alice's Mom: "Ralph, you should know that celebrities don't want to be bothered at home."

Ed: "Just ask Stan Lee. He chased me off his lawn as well."

Trixie: "How about when you Ed tried to swim underneath the Golden Gate Bridge?"

Ralph: "Hahahaha."

Alice: "Or how about the time when you two boys fell for the rumor that there is buried treasure near Alcatraz and you two tried to swim to get the treasure. You were lucky to escape for your life."

Ed: "The sharks must have thought that Ralph was a whale."

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON!"

Alice's Dad: "I liked visting Oxnard."

Trixie: "So did I."

Ralph: "The times that I looked at Dodgers Stadium and AT&T Park live in person, it made me sick that those teams, the Dodgers & the Giants are not in New York."

Alice's Dad: "I can't believe that I spent Father's Day in California. It was great."

Ralph: "I couldn't agree more. Taking vacations is great for the mind, body and soul."

(They all sing a song about how great taking vacations are. After that, the crowd cheers.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Ladies and gentlemen, time to introduce the cast. First: Jean Kean."

(Crowd cheers as Jean comes on stage and greets Jackie.)

Jackie: "Audrey Meadows."

(Crowd cheers as Audrey comes on stage and greets Jackie.)

Jackie: "Art Carney."

(Crowd cheers as Art comes on stage and greets Jackie.)

Jackie: "The lady who played Alice's mother: Ethel Owen."

(Crowd cheers as Ethel comes on stage and greets Jackie.)

Jackie: "The guy who played my Dad: Howard St. John."

(Crowd cheers as Howard comes on stage and greets Jackie.)

Jackie: "The lady who played my Mom: Eileen Heckert."

(Crowd cheers as Eileen comes on stage and greets Jackie.)

Jackie: "The man who played Alice's Dad: Jack Philbin."

(Crowd cheers as Jack comes on stage and greets Jackie.)

Jackie: "The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

First: Jean Kean."

(Audience cheers.)

Jackie: "Audrey Meadows."

(Audience cheers.)

Jackie: "Art Carney."

(Audience cheers.)

Jackie: “Ethel Owen!”

(Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Also, Howard St. John. The guy who plays Alice’s Dad.”