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Ohio8 · 06-21-2018, 06:05 PM

Joy: "I get disgusting comments and lewd gestures like ten times a day. It is fantastic."

MA · 06-21-2018, 06:19 PM

Melanie Moretti: (about Anders, her ex) What if he's missing me too and Los Angeles was filled with so many sad memories he's flying to Paris to fill a void in his life? What if this is *our* meet on top of the Empire State Building moment?

Anna Karenina · 07-07-2018, 10:51 PM

Victoria Chase about someone she apparently doesn't like. (Can't remember who, Susan Lucci, perhaps?)

"If she were any more of a bitch, she'd have puppies!".

MA · 07-08-2018, 05:50 AM

Here's an Elka quote:

“Don’t put yourself down, dear—that’s my job.”

AB · 07-08-2018, 05:55 PM

An Elka & Joy quote:

MA · 07-20-2018, 09:44 AM

AB · 07-20-2018, 06:26 PM

Joy: "Victoria's having a senior moment."

Elka: "Oh, I have those all the time. I can be walking along, happy as a clam, and suddenly I get this overwhelming urge to hit some young person with a stick."

MA · 07-20-2018, 06:30 PM

AB · 07-21-2018, 04:12 PM

Victoria: “I’ve been speaking diva since I tearfully informed my preschool teacher that not all little teapots are short and stout.”

MA · 07-21-2018, 04:29 PM

AB · 07-22-2018, 03:55 PM

A Joy quote:

Ohio8 · 07-23-2018, 07:07 PM

Elka: (singing)"Nobody knows what the next line is..."

Diane: (to Elka)"That took spunk."
Elka: "Thank you."
Diane: "I hate spunk."

Diane: (to Elka)"Oh, you're right. They do look like hookers."

Victoria: (to Elka)"Did you have to insult the judge like that?"
Elka: "He called me 'elderly'."
Joy: "Well, you are elderly."
Elka: "And he was really fat."

Victoria: "People are plucking their own brows? Do we live in a Third World country now?"

Victoria: "I've been Madoffed!"

Melanie: "...we could have an estate sale."
Elka: "In Cleveland they're called 'garage sales'."
Joy: "Ew."

AB · 07-24-2018, 06:10 PM

Joy: "Then what do we do with the body?"

Victoria: "Exactly what we did with the governor’s body in my Lifetime Original Movie, What Do We Do With the Governor’s Body?"

MA · 07-27-2018, 08:35 AM

AB · 12-18-2018, 05:06 PM

Joy:

06-21-2018, 06:05 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Favorite Quotes Joy: "I get disgusting comments and lewd gestures like ten times a day. It is fantastic."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd Last edited by Ohio8; 08-10-2024 at 08:35 PM.

06-21-2018, 06:19 PM	#2
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Melanie Moretti: (about Anders, her ex) What if he's missing me too and Los Angeles was filled with so many sad memories he's flying to Paris to fill a void in his life? What if this is our meet on top of the Empire State Building moment?
	__________________ ~-Mikaela-~

07-08-2018, 05:55 PM	#5
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	An Elka & Joy quote: Attached Images

07-22-2018, 03:55 PM	#11
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	A Joy quote: Attached Images

07-23-2018, 07:07 PM	#12
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Elka: (singing)"Nobody knows what the next line is..." Diane: (to Elka)"That took spunk." Elka: "Thank you." Diane: "I hate spunk." Diane: (to Elka)"Oh, you're right. They do look like hookers." Victoria: (to Elka)"Did you have to insult the judge like that?" Elka: "He called me 'elderly'." Joy: "Well, you are elderly." Elka: "And he was really fat." Victoria: "People are plucking their own brows? Do we live in a Third World country now?" Victoria: "I've been Madoffed!" Melanie: "...we could have an estate sale." Elka: "In Cleveland they're called 'garage sales'." Joy: "Ew."
	Last edited by Ohio8; 07-29-2018 at 08:43 PM.

07-07-2018, 10:51 PM	#3
Anna Karenina Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Nov 09, 2006 Posts: 10,086	Victoria Chase about someone she apparently doesn't like. (Can't remember who, Susan Lucci, perhaps?) "If she were any more of a bitch, she'd have puppies!".

07-08-2018, 05:50 AM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Here's an Elka quote: “Don’t put yourself down, dear—that’s my job.”

07-20-2018, 09:44 AM	#6
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094

07-20-2018, 06:26 PM	#7
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Joy: "Victoria's having a senior moment." Elka: "Oh, I have those all the time. I can be walking along, happy as a clam, and suddenly I get this overwhelming urge to hit some young person with a stick."

07-20-2018, 06:30 PM	#8
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094

07-21-2018, 04:12 PM	#9
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Victoria: “I’ve been speaking diva since I tearfully informed my preschool teacher that not all little teapots are short and stout.”

07-21-2018, 04:29 PM	#10
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094

07-24-2018, 06:10 PM	#13
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Joy: "Then what do we do with the body?" Victoria: "Exactly what we did with the governor’s body in my Lifetime Original Movie, What Do We Do With the Governor’s Body?"

07-27-2018, 08:35 AM	#14
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094

12-18-2018, 05:06 PM	#15
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Joy: Attached Images