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Ohio8 · 06-20-2018, 06:17 PM

Hyde: "Looks like Shelley has a thing for Forman."
Fez: "Yes, and Forman has a thing for Shelley. And it's in his pants."

MA · 06-20-2018, 06:18 PM

Fez: You don't like me because I'm not from here.

Red: This has nothing to do with you being a foreigner. This is about you taking advantage of my daughter like a sneaky foreigner!

Ohio8 · 07-12-2018, 09:22 PM

Kelso: "The uniform will keep me looking hot even when I'm old. And plus, I love helping people."
Eric: "No, you love humping people."
Kelso: "Eric, a lot of times humping is helping."

Jackie: "Steven, if you can get me to date you, you can sell anything."

Ohio8 · 07-12-2018, 10:31 PM

Kelso: "No man can turn down a tramp."
Hyde: "Well, let's find out. Laurie, have you ever been turned down?"
Laurie: "No."

MA · 07-13-2018, 07:31 AM

Michael Kelso: I wish there was a way I could give Jackie a thing. That wasn't actually the ring. You know? Like a, a test gift just to see what she would say, and if it went bad I could just walk away... Hey, am I talking in rhyme? I wish I could do that all the time.

Ohio8 · 07-13-2018, 10:09 PM

Eric: "Isn't the bikini a marvelous invention?"

MA · 07-14-2018, 05:40 AM

Give me a break, Forman. I don't have a mommy.

- Hyde

Ohio8 · 07-19-2018, 09:23 PM

Red: "I don't want The Joy of Sex polluting my house."

Hyde: "That book's for perverts, Red. You should give it to me, so I can sell it to Fez."

Kitty: "...and I don't like to learn new things from books."

Eric: "This is one of those times where I'm kind of glad my stomach's empty."

Kitty: "I want a walk in the park in the kitchen."

Hyde: (to Kelso)"Holy crap, man. Now you're askin' Fez for girl advice?"

Red: (to Kitty)"And no funny stuff after I fall asleep."

Kelso: (to Fez)"Which means that she's going to be super hot in bed, so congradulations on that one."

MA · 07-20-2018, 06:06 AM

Eric: Hey dad. You coming back inside?
Red Forman: Eric, I love your grandmother very much. I just can't talk to her or spend any time with her.
Eric: Did I mention that I'm in there rubbing her feet?
Red Forman: Eric, sometimes you got to play through the pain.
Eric: What?
Red Forman: I don't know. Just, get back in there.

AB · 07-20-2018, 05:45 PM

Red & Eric quotes:

MA · 07-20-2018, 06:21 PM

Rhonda: I may not be popular, but if given the chance, I'll put out something fierce.

AB · 07-21-2018, 03:42 PM

Red: "Oh and uh, here's a 20."
Laurie: "Will that cover for gas?"
Kitty: "Oh well, honey, give her another 10 just in case."
Eric: "You know, I could use some gas money."
Red (laughs): "Yeah... and if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass when it hops."

MA · 07-21-2018, 03:43 PM

Kelso: Hi, I'd like an order of books, please.

AB · 07-22-2018, 03:36 PM

A Hyde quote:

MA · 07-25-2018, 01:42 PM

Another Hyde quote:

06-20-2018, 06:17 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,984	Favorite Quotes Hyde: "Looks like Shelley has a thing for Forman." Fez: "Yes, and Forman has a thing for Shelley. And it's in his pants."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd Last edited by Ohio8; 08-30-2023 at 10:21 PM.

06-20-2018, 06:18 PM	#2
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,807	Fez: You don't like me because I'm not from here. Red: This has nothing to do with you being a foreigner. This is about you taking advantage of my daughter like a sneaky foreigner!
	__________________ ~-Mikaela-~

07-20-2018, 05:45 PM	#10
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Red & Eric quotes: Attached Images

07-22-2018, 03:36 PM	#14
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	A Hyde quote: Attached Images

07-12-2018, 09:22 PM	#3
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,984	Kelso: "The uniform will keep me looking hot even when I'm old. And plus, I love helping people." Eric: "No, you love humping people." Kelso: "Eric, a lot of times humping is helping." Jackie: "Steven, if you can get me to date you, you can sell anything."

07-12-2018, 10:31 PM	#4
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,984	Kelso: "No man can turn down a tramp." Hyde: "Well, let's find out. Laurie, have you ever been turned down?" Laurie: "No."

07-13-2018, 07:31 AM	#5
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,807	Michael Kelso: I wish there was a way I could give Jackie a thing. That wasn't actually the ring. You know? Like a, a test gift just to see what she would say, and if it went bad I could just walk away... Hey, am I talking in rhyme? I wish I could do that all the time.

07-13-2018, 10:09 PM	#6
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,984	Eric: "Isn't the bikini a marvelous invention?"

07-14-2018, 05:40 AM	#7
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,807	Give me a break, Forman. I don't have a mommy. - Hyde

07-19-2018, 09:23 PM	#8
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,984	Red: "I don't want The Joy of Sex polluting my house." Hyde: "That book's for perverts, Red. You should give it to me, so I can sell it to Fez." Kitty: "...and I don't like to learn new things from books." Eric: "This is one of those times where I'm kind of glad my stomach's empty." Kitty: "I want a walk in the park in the kitchen." Hyde: (to Kelso)"Holy crap, man. Now you're askin' Fez for girl advice?" Red: (to Kitty)"And no funny stuff after I fall asleep." Kelso: (to Fez)"Which means that she's going to be super hot in bed, so congradulations on that one."

07-20-2018, 06:06 AM	#9
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,807	Eric: Hey dad. You coming back inside? Red Forman: Eric, I love your grandmother very much. I just can't talk to her or spend any time with her. Eric: Did I mention that I'm in there rubbing her feet? Red Forman: Eric, sometimes you got to play through the pain. Eric: What? Red Forman: I don't know. Just, get back in there.

07-20-2018, 06:21 PM	#11
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,807	Rhonda: I may not be popular, but if given the chance, I'll put out something fierce.

07-21-2018, 03:42 PM	#12
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Red: "Oh and uh, here's a 20." Laurie: "Will that cover for gas?" Kitty: "Oh well, honey, give her another 10 just in case." Eric: "You know, I could use some gas money." Red (laughs): "Yeah... and if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass when it hops."

07-21-2018, 03:43 PM	#13
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,807	Kelso: Hi, I'd like an order of books, please.

07-25-2018, 01:42 PM	#15
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,807	Another Hyde quote: