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Scrabjan1 · 04-01-2018, 02:42 PM

Name a person who committed a crime no matter how small. The cops need not to have gotten involved.

I’ll start with the two kids who stole a boat from Friends Lake boathouse. Red Bennett and Fred Thornton.

Next?

Tankeryanker · 04-01-2018, 04:36 PM

Beaver for driving his one lunger in the street.

Bonniegirl · 04-01-2018, 06:07 PM

How about Andy, the alcoholic handy man.Public intoxication!

stevea · 04-01-2018, 07:03 PM

Beaver and Wally, for driving on a public street without a license.

Richard, for breaking a window, and (if we could apply this to those times) for identity theft.

Beaver and Larry, truancy.

Beaver, stealing ("his" tree) and trespassing.

Beaver, a false fire alarm.

Eddie, money laundering (misuse of the financial system--credit card)

Eddie, forgery (report card)

I'd really like to nail Gilbert with something...

stevea · 04-01-2018, 07:11 PM

In another thread I was reminded of another criminal, petty thief Kenneth Purcell. Mrs. Rayburn must have sent him to reform school, because we never saw him again.

Torgo · 04-01-2018, 07:26 PM

Eddie illegally parking Fred Rutherford's car.

The foreman and his assistant stealing ice cream from Mayfield Dairy.

Torgo · 04-01-2018, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevea

I'd really like to nail Gilbert with something...

Sneaking into a movie, not paying for a ticket would be considered stealing.

Tankeryanker · 04-01-2018, 08:08 PM

Mayfield isn't as wholesome as I thought.

caladon · 04-01-2018, 08:56 PM

Didn't Beaver have his new bike stolen?

stevea · 04-01-2018, 09:00 PM

Thanks, Torgo! Gilbert deserves the pen...

Now, Whitey...aiding and abetting...(Beaver, trespassing on private property (billboard))

Torgo · 04-02-2018, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by caladon

Didn't Beaver have his new bike stolen?

Yep! And if Beaver had his way I think that kid would have gotten the death penalty.

Scrabjan1 · 04-03-2018, 09:18 AM

Wow you mentioned some that didn’t come to mind. Those guys at a Mayfield Dairy were real criminals. I bet Mr. Worden not only had them fired but prosecuted. Beaver really did steal that tree and trespassed. Love identity theft and Eddie Forgery and money laundering. I thought of how he tampered with a school document but forgery is better. Ward was firm with him but should have banned him from the house for a month. He should have come over to apologize like he did in credit card.

My top pick was that sleazy salesman with unscrupulous tactics selling Beaver huge skates just to make a sale then throwing them back at him. Also Roger Delacey stole $3 from the cookie fund and hope Miss Landers followed through and made an example out of him.

Mayfield was like Peyton Place with Marlene Holmes and Hank serving Wally.

stevea · 04-03-2018, 10:58 AM

Yeah Hank was the one who should have been nailed. And Marlene...aiding and abetting.

caladon · 04-03-2018, 11:37 AM

I also remember Beaver was working as a caddy and the golfer told Beaver to put down a wrong score so he could win a large bet. Beaver called him on it and he later lost on purpose to make it right.

stevea · 04-03-2018, 01:06 PM

Yep. Beaver could have walked into Langley's office and said, "I got the cops with me, to put you in leg irons."

04-01-2018, 02:42 PM	#1
Scrabjan1 Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 27, 2013 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,521	Crime in Mayfield Name a person who committed a crime no matter how small. The cops need not to have gotten involved. I’ll start with the two kids who stole a boat from Friends Lake boathouse. Red Bennett and Fred Thornton. Next?

04-01-2018, 07:26 PM	#6
Torgo Omaha & Fritz Forum Star Join Date: Mar 06, 2004 Location: Oregon Posts: 19,036	Eddie illegally parking Fred Rutherford's car. The foreman and his assistant stealing ice cream from Mayfield Dairy.
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04-01-2018, 08:56 PM	#9
caladon Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 30, 2001 Location: Massachusetts state home for the bewildered Posts: 1,151	Didn't Beaver have his new bike stolen?
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04-01-2018, 04:36 PM	#2
Tankeryanker Do you like my monkey picture? Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 22, 2014 Posts: 3,051	Beaver for driving his one lunger in the street.

04-01-2018, 06:07 PM	#3
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 65,825	How about Andy, the alcoholic handy man.Public intoxication!

04-01-2018, 07:03 PM	#4
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,772	Beaver and Wally, for driving on a public street without a license. Richard, for breaking a window, and (if we could apply this to those times) for identity theft. Beaver and Larry, truancy. Beaver, stealing ("his" tree) and trespassing. Beaver, a false fire alarm. Eddie, money laundering (misuse of the financial system--credit card) Eddie, forgery (report card) I'd really like to nail Gilbert with something...

04-01-2018, 07:11 PM	#5
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,772	In another thread I was reminded of another criminal, petty thief Kenneth Purcell. Mrs. Rayburn must have sent him to reform school, because we never saw him again.

04-01-2018, 08:08 PM	#8
Tankeryanker Do you like my monkey picture? Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 22, 2014 Posts: 3,051	Mayfield isn't as wholesome as I thought.

04-01-2018, 09:00 PM	#10
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,772	Thanks, Torgo! Gilbert deserves the pen... Now, Whitey...aiding and abetting...(Beaver, trespassing on private property (billboard))

04-03-2018, 09:18 AM	#12
Scrabjan1 Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 27, 2013 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,521	Wow you mentioned some that didn’t come to mind. Those guys at a Mayfield Dairy were real criminals. I bet Mr. Worden not only had them fired but prosecuted. Beaver really did steal that tree and trespassed. Love identity theft and Eddie Forgery and money laundering. I thought of how he tampered with a school document but forgery is better. Ward was firm with him but should have banned him from the house for a month. He should have come over to apologize like he did in credit card. My top pick was that sleazy salesman with unscrupulous tactics selling Beaver huge skates just to make a sale then throwing them back at him. Also Roger Delacey stole $3 from the cookie fund and hope Miss Landers followed through and made an example out of him. Mayfield was like Peyton Place with Marlene Holmes and Hank serving Wally.

04-03-2018, 10:58 AM	#13
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,772	Yeah Hank was the one who should have been nailed. And Marlene...aiding and abetting.

04-03-2018, 11:37 AM	#14
caladon Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 30, 2001 Location: Massachusetts state home for the bewildered Posts: 1,151	I also remember Beaver was working as a caddy and the golfer told Beaver to put down a wrong score so he could win a large bet. Beaver called him on it and he later lost on purpose to make it right.

04-03-2018, 01:06 PM	#15
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,772	Yep. Beaver could have walked into Langley's office and said, "I got the cops with me, to put you in leg irons."