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Brett Ferino · 05-22-2002, 04:47 PM

Is Richard Simmons gay?

TJL · 05-22-2002, 05:02 PM

Don't ask, don't tell....

Kristina · 05-22-2002, 05:08 PM

Would it make a difference, anways I don't think he is..

°Bubbly Blonde° · 05-22-2002, 05:23 PM

I don't know.(nor do I really care lol) My mom has one of his tapes, and they're fun to do though!

Mijada · 05-22-2002, 05:41 PM

I've heard that he is but who cares? As long as he helps people out, what difference does it make?

Pitooey · 05-22-2002, 06:45 PM

Do pigs fly?

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 05-22-2002, 09:25 PM

He seems very gay to me. He's a very bright, outgoing person, not to mention happy.

Rockapella722 · 05-22-2002, 09:30 PM

Well, just remember what he wore on David Lettermen's show once...

A black one-piece swimsuit with rainbow sequins on it in the shape of the peacock with feathers actually on his butt.

Now you tell me.

TJL · 05-22-2002, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpinalTap101747
Well, just remember what he wore on David Lettermen's show once...

A black one-piece swimsuit with rainbow sequins on it in the shape of the peacock with feathers actually on his butt.

Holy crap!

I have the same outfit!

Damn you to Hell Richard Simmons!!!!

mamamiasweetpeaches · 05-23-2002, 10:57 AM

Whenever he's asked about it,he says the "love of his life"is the thousands of overweight people he helps every day"
I would think its safe to assume he is.
He's very flamboyant.
Where is he getting all those 70s running shorts?They stopped makin those around 1984.I bet he has a company that makes em just for him!
Anyway,I have a bunch of his tapes and I'll tell ya there really fun to do.He's a riot.Some times I'll be finally getting into the workout and he'll say something funny and I'll have to stop cuz I'm laughing too hard.At least it makes working out fun....unlike having a Drill Seargent yelling at ya!
If you DO only ONE Richard Simmons tape this summer,check out DISCO SWEAT!

JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo · 05-23-2002, 10:44 PM

Why does it matter?

°Bubbly Blonde° · 05-23-2002, 11:31 PM

It doesn't really matter to me one way or another if he is, I mean, Im not gonna stop like his less if he is!But I mean, what heterosexual male wears those kinds of clothes!?

OMG Did anyone see him on the tonight show with David Letterman!

Lol, hee's so funny...I just love him !

Pitooey · 05-23-2002, 11:46 PM

I love Richard too. I love his videos. He's a HOOT!! But, one thing his body isn't all that.........

julian bozo · 05-24-2002, 06:57 AM

I really hate to tell you all this,but I figured the truth had to be told someday, so here it is. Richard Simmions is not real. He is a robot space ailen from the planet Tarla. He is run by creatures called Degerees. They look like Oompa Loompas from Willy Wonka & The Choclate Factory. They ride winged monkeys from
The Wizard of Oz. Richard's creator is a 592,685,432,158,980,123,456,789,876,543,357,987,234,652,864,
pound Giant. His name is Zetus. He reason for creating Richard was to come to Earth and make Americans get in shape and feel good about theirselves. See Richard makes people feel good about theirselves.People begin to trust and like Richard and do what
Richard says. Well when Zetus comes back to Earth he will have World domination because people will to what Richard says and Richard will tell them to do what Zetus wants. As for the videos thats just all money Richard earns to send to Zetus who uses it to by more weapons from the Plant Nertw to take over the Earth.
As for Richard clothes They are made by a fashion designer named Tadba. Tadba is a 4,567 pound Gorilla that lives on Tarla.
She came to Earth during the 70's And thats the fashion she saw
That's why his clothes are from the 70's. As for his sexuality prefrences he is neither gay nor straight. He has no sexual feelings since he is a mechanical robot. Mechanical robots have no sexual feelings. Sorry Richard fans I hated to tell ytou all the truth but I figured sooner or later you would find the truth out.

Beruche · 05-24-2002, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpinalTap101747
Well, just remember what he wore on David Lettermen's show once...

A black one-piece swimsuit with rainbow sequins on it in the shape of the peacock with feathers actually on his butt.

05-22-2002, 04:47 PM	#1
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05-22-2002, 09:25 PM	#7
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05-23-2002, 10:57 AM	#10
mamamiasweetpeaches Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 30, 2002 Location: Middle Village,NY Posts: 390	Whenever he's asked about it,he says the "love of his life"is the thousands of overweight people he helps every day" I would think its safe to assume he is. He's very flamboyant. Where is he getting all those 70s running shorts?They stopped makin those around 1984.I bet he has a company that makes em just for him! Anyway,I have a bunch of his tapes and I'll tell ya there really fun to do.He's a riot.Some times I'll be finally getting into the workout and he'll say something funny and I'll have to stop cuz I'm laughing too hard.At least it makes working out fun....unlike having a Drill Seargent yelling at ya! If you DO only ONE Richard Simmons tape this summer,check out DISCO SWEAT!

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°Bubbly Blonde° <3 Forum Veteran Join Date: Nov 25, 2001 Location: Playboy Mansion Posts: 5,876	It doesn't really matter to me one way or another if he is, I mean, Im not gonna stop like his less if he is!But I mean, what heterosexual male wears those kinds of clothes!? OMG Did anyone see him on the tonight show with David Letterman! Lol, hee's so funny...I just love him !

05-23-2002, 11:46 PM	#13
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	I love Richard too. I love his videos. He's a HOOT!! But, one thing his body isn't all that.........

05-24-2002, 06:57 AM	#14
julian bozo Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 30, 2001 Location: Cullman,Al,United States Posts: 1,534	I really hate to tell you all this,but I figured the truth had to be told someday, so here it is. Richard Simmions is not real. He is a robot space ailen from the planet Tarla. He is run by creatures called Degerees. They look like Oompa Loompas from Willy Wonka & The Choclate Factory. They ride winged monkeys from The Wizard of Oz. Richard's creator is a 592,685,432,158,980,123,456,789,876,543,357,987,234,652,864, pound Giant. His name is Zetus. He reason for creating Richard was to come to Earth and make Americans get in shape and feel good about theirselves. See Richard makes people feel good about theirselves.People begin to trust and like Richard and do what Richard says. Well when Zetus comes back to Earth he will have World domination because people will to what Richard says and Richard will tell them to do what Zetus wants. As for the videos thats just all money Richard earns to send to Zetus who uses it to by more weapons from the Plant Nertw to take over the Earth. As for Richard clothes They are made by a fashion designer named Tadba. Tadba is a 4,567 pound Gorilla that lives on Tarla. She came to Earth during the 70's And thats the fashion she saw That's why his clothes are from the 70's. As for his sexuality prefrences he is neither gay nor straight. He has no sexual feelings since he is a mechanical robot. Mechanical robots have no sexual feelings. Sorry Richard fans I hated to tell ytou all the truth but I figured sooner or later you would find the truth out.