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vitoscotti · 03-20-2018, 02:24 PM

Goobers imitations
Howard Morris as the radio announcer
Warrens ha ha
Howard Morris as the TV repairman
Andy trying Barney's hat on. Then Barney says that he doesn't like anybody wearing his hat. He says his mother was also like that. Andy says I remember that about your mother.

Andy and Barney listening to the radio with Leonard blush singing. I believe it was Howard Morris. Andy & Barney having a discussion about the sponsorship of the show that it was the pot of Honey Diner and when a canary stopped accompanying Leonard blush.

Howard's mothers faking illness when he dates.

Aunt bea coming downstairs when a drunk Malcolm meriweather beckons her...and her hair is down
Barneys voice coach giving him an A in breathing

Andy telling goober his hair is dripping in the lydia episode
Andy wanting to know what the Mayberry bears did in the paper
Lydia one word answers

Goober and Barney spying on Andy and Helen on the couch

When Barney is shocked by something he rotates his body waist up back and forth like he's looking for something with his eyes bulging out

During filming sheriff without a badge a townperson shouts sheriff Taylor sheriff Taylor for Gavin McLeod and Andy answers I'm here in the audience.

In the andy visits Barney episode their are numerous;
Ma and the boys saying Barney is family, Agnes jean flirts and says she doesn't consider him family
The family coming back from shopping carrying hardly anything and Barney saying ma's a smart shopper, must not have been any sales

Barneys elevated desk
Barney thinking miss America Agnes jeans interested in him
Barney the detective painting and sent for coffee runs
Barney eating chips in the stakeout
The parkers caught with their hands in the cash register
Barney in shock saying ma!!!...Agnes jean!!!!
Ma saying Barney would have to get smart

There's a lot more

Scrabjan1 · 04-01-2018, 09:19 AM

I'd say you got the best ones. I totally agree. I just wait for that episode when Peggy stands up Andy with the visiting Don. Barney brings over Thelma Lou and Lydia and Barney bends over backwards to get her and Andy together with little progress. My favorite is how Lydia acts about the herpes, hating the guitar and hating chit chat.

vitoscotti · 04-01-2018, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Scrabjan1

I'd say you got the best ones. I totally agree. I just wait for that episode when Peggy stands up Andy with the visiting Don. Barney brings over Thelma Lou and Lydia and Barney bends over backwards to get her and Andy together with little progress. My favorite is how Lydia acts about the herpes, hating the guitar and hating chit chat.

Doesn't Barney comment on how big Andy's hand is and places it in lydias. I think every word lydia utters is classic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qlddi0o2rec&app=desktop

mets82 · 04-03-2018, 04:48 PM

How about when Gomer yelled "Citizens Arrest" at Barney? Or when Gomer is staying at Andy's and he starts singing?

mets82 · 04-03-2018, 04:48 PM

How about when Gomer yelled "Citizens Arrest" at Barney? Or when Gomer is staying at Andy's and he starts singing?

tlc38tlc38 · 04-03-2018, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by mets82

How about when Gomer yelled "Citizens Arrest" at Barney? Or when Gomer is staying at Andy's and he starts singing?

You read my mind. I was just going to post about this! The "citizen's arrest" episode is one of my favorite episodes!

Scrabjan1 · 04-04-2018, 01:29 PM

Can you imagine someone so lame that they have no idea you don’t vacuum at 11pm, saw wood or sing at the top of your lungs when invited to a home.

Any time Briscoe Darling opened his mouth I cracked up. Great actor great character.

stevea · 04-04-2018, 05:48 PM

You're right about Miss Lydia. Particularly the second episode--every line great...
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Training Ernest T. to greet Mrs. Wiley...priceless.

vitoscotti · 04-05-2018, 06:33 AM

Romona(Jackie Joseph) is another looker. She's funny in Dick Van Dyke show appearances.

Even when I was a kid watching tags I pondered, would I go out with Lydia or Ramona weighing their beauty against how squirrelly they were? The answer then and now is hell yes.

Scrabjan1 · 05-11-2018, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by vitoscotti

Romona(Jackie Joseph) is another looker. She's funny in Dick Van Dyke show appearances.

Even when I was a kid watching tags I pondered, would I go out with Lydia or Ramona weighing their beauty against how squirrelly they were? The answer then and now is hell yes.

🤣

treky · 05-12-2018, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Scrabjan1

Can you imagine someone so lame that they have no idea you don’t vacuum at 11pm, saw wood or sing at the top of your lungs when invited to a home.

Any time Briscoe Darling opened his mouth I cracked up. Great actor great character.

"Ya got time fer breathin' ya got time fer music."

"You bring yore stringin' instrument Sheriff?"

caladon · 05-12-2018, 12:06 PM

Barney's reaction when Andy explains how Opie couldn't have written that poem about him on the wall because: 1 Opie wouldn't lie to him and 2 Opie hasn't learned to write yet.

Barney at a roadblock looking for a wanted escaped criminal and stopping his own mother.

When Gomer keeps dropping the shotgun onto the sidewalk from the roof.

Ernest T. Bass having his Army physical.

Barney giving Otis a sobriety test and ends up more exhausted than Otis.

Andy looking up at Barney revealing a black eye caused by Barney not minding his own business about Andy's love life.

Andy sitting in a chair inside the bank vault waiting for the burglar to open the door and then explaining that he came through the back door that was put in after the combination had been lost years earlier.

Barney demonstrating to Andy how he still knows the preamble to the Constitution.

Andy officiating at a duel between Wakefield and Carter.

vitoscotti · 05-13-2018, 04:50 AM

When Andy has a sprained wrist from falling in Meyers lake in "warrens vision" or whatever it's called. Warren goes to help Andy by cutting his meat at the diner. Warren clumsily knocks Andy's plate of food on Andy's lap.

In "cousin Virgil" virgil tucks the table cloth in his clothes, gets up and again the meal in Andy's lap.

In "Opie and the canrival" goober misses targets at the shooting gallery. He asks Helen to inspect his eyes because she's a teacher.

When Howard is shadowing Andy because he's afraid of bully Clyde(hottie millies ex).

Helen being the only girl at Howard's bash and dancing til she drops.

Howard's all disoriented ,unshaven, and a big mess asking in his dream" wanta buy a ship in a bottle?"

Scrabjan1 · 05-14-2018, 06:50 PM

When Andy finds Malcolm Merriweather and tells him Opie is eating eggs with no faces and a sheriff has to tie his own tie and then tells him to get back to the house and uses his own cockney lingo (I want the whole lot to be a regular Bobby dazzler) with a great big Andy grin.

CJ · 05-15-2018, 02:24 AM

There are so many ones, but I will list some of my favorites.

"Barney and the Choir" when Andy keeps telling Barney to lower his voice until he is silent. It is also fun to watch the other cast members during this scene. Then, Barney's face when the other guy slips out and sings into the mike backstage...priceless.

"Andy and Barney in the Big City" when Barney smugly points to items on the menu and finds out he ordered snails and brains.

"Barney's Motorcycle" when he tells Andy when riding with your tongue pressed up in the roof of your mouth that you can't pronounce a word that begins with the letter, "S." Also, when he tries to take Andy for a ride and the side car stays behind.

"Convicts at Large" with Floyd eating that banana and having the time of his life. Also, when Barney tries to dance Big Maude out of the door."

"The Shoplifters" when Barney and Ben Weaver are both in the store at night and think the the other one is the crook. Asa sleeping through the entire fiasco.

Brisco referring to Ernest T. Bass and saying the thought about killing him, but kinda hated to go that far. And, the time Brisco said he was nervous about wearing a tie after seeing a hanging.

Opie telling about the "flower making machine" that the Morrison sisters have and Otis cringing at the thought.

So many more . . .

03-20-2018, 02:24 PM	#1
vitoscotti Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 14, 2017 Location: Illinois Posts: 1,074	special scenes that make you laugh the hardest Goobers imitations Howard Morris as the radio announcer Warrens ha ha Howard Morris as the TV repairman Andy trying Barney's hat on. Then Barney says that he doesn't like anybody wearing his hat. He says his mother was also like that. Andy says I remember that about your mother. Andy and Barney listening to the radio with Leonard blush singing. I believe it was Howard Morris. Andy & Barney having a discussion about the sponsorship of the show that it was the pot of Honey Diner and when a canary stopped accompanying Leonard blush. Howard's mothers faking illness when he dates. Aunt bea coming downstairs when a drunk Malcolm meriweather beckons her...and her hair is down Barneys voice coach giving him an A in breathing Andy telling goober his hair is dripping in the lydia episode Andy wanting to know what the Mayberry bears did in the paper Lydia one word answers Goober and Barney spying on Andy and Helen on the couch When Barney is shocked by something he rotates his body waist up back and forth like he's looking for something with his eyes bulging out During filming sheriff without a badge a townperson shouts sheriff Taylor sheriff Taylor for Gavin McLeod and Andy answers I'm here in the audience. In the andy visits Barney episode their are numerous; Ma and the boys saying Barney is family, Agnes jean flirts and says she doesn't consider him family The family coming back from shopping carrying hardly anything and Barney saying ma's a smart shopper, must not have been any sales Barneys elevated desk Barney thinking miss America Agnes jeans interested in him Barney the detective painting and sent for coffee runs Barney eating chips in the stakeout The parkers caught with their hands in the cash register Barney in shock saying ma!!!...Agnes jean!!!! Ma saying Barney would have to get smart There's a lot more

04-03-2018, 04:48 PM	#4
mets82 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 14, 2011 Location: Connecticut Posts: 5,058	How about when Gomer yelled "Citizens Arrest" at Barney? Or when Gomer is staying at Andy's and he starts singing?
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05-12-2018, 12:06 PM	#12
caladon Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 30, 2001 Location: Massachusetts state home for the bewildered Posts: 1,151	Barney's reaction when Andy explains how Opie couldn't have written that poem about him on the wall because: 1 Opie wouldn't lie to him and 2 Opie hasn't learned to write yet. Barney at a roadblock looking for a wanted escaped criminal and stopping his own mother. When Gomer keeps dropping the shotgun onto the sidewalk from the roof. Ernest T. Bass having his Army physical. Barney giving Otis a sobriety test and ends up more exhausted than Otis. Andy looking up at Barney revealing a black eye caused by Barney not minding his own business about Andy's love life. Andy sitting in a chair inside the bank vault waiting for the burglar to open the door and then explaining that he came through the back door that was put in after the combination had been lost years earlier. Barney demonstrating to Andy how he still knows the preamble to the Constitution. Andy officiating at a duel between Wakefield and Carter.
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04-01-2018, 09:19 AM	#2
Scrabjan1 Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 27, 2013 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,521	I'd say you got the best ones. I totally agree. I just wait for that episode when Peggy stands up Andy with the visiting Don. Barney brings over Thelma Lou and Lydia and Barney bends over backwards to get her and Andy together with little progress. My favorite is how Lydia acts about the herpes, hating the guitar and hating chit chat.

04-04-2018, 01:29 PM	#7
Scrabjan1 Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 27, 2013 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,521	Can you imagine someone so lame that they have no idea you don’t vacuum at 11pm, saw wood or sing at the top of your lungs when invited to a home. Any time Briscoe Darling opened his mouth I cracked up. Great actor great character.

04-04-2018, 05:48 PM	#8
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,488	You're right about Miss Lydia. Particularly the second episode--every line great... ---------------------------- Training Ernest T. to greet Mrs. Wiley...priceless.

04-05-2018, 06:33 AM	#9
vitoscotti Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 14, 2017 Location: Illinois Posts: 1,074	Romona(Jackie Joseph) is another looker. She's funny in Dick Van Dyke show appearances. Even when I was a kid watching tags I pondered, would I go out with Lydia or Ramona weighing their beauty against how squirrelly they were? The answer then and now is hell yes.

05-13-2018, 04:50 AM	#13
vitoscotti Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 14, 2017 Location: Illinois Posts: 1,074	When Andy has a sprained wrist from falling in Meyers lake in "warrens vision" or whatever it's called. Warren goes to help Andy by cutting his meat at the diner. Warren clumsily knocks Andy's plate of food on Andy's lap. In "cousin Virgil" virgil tucks the table cloth in his clothes, gets up and again the meal in Andy's lap. In "Opie and the canrival" goober misses targets at the shooting gallery. He asks Helen to inspect his eyes because she's a teacher. When Howard is shadowing Andy because he's afraid of bully Clyde(hottie millies ex). Helen being the only girl at Howard's bash and dancing til she drops. Howard's all disoriented ,unshaven, and a big mess asking in his dream" wanta buy a ship in a bottle?"

05-14-2018, 06:50 PM	#14
Scrabjan1 Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 27, 2013 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,521	When Andy finds Malcolm Merriweather and tells him Opie is eating eggs with no faces and a sheriff has to tie his own tie and then tells him to get back to the house and uses his own cockney lingo (I want the whole lot to be a regular Bobby dazzler) with a great big Andy grin.

05-15-2018, 02:24 AM	#15
CJ Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 12, 2001 Location: Buckeye State Posts: 321	There are so many ones, but I will list some of my favorites. "Barney and the Choir" when Andy keeps telling Barney to lower his voice until he is silent. It is also fun to watch the other cast members during this scene. Then, Barney's face when the other guy slips out and sings into the mike backstage...priceless. "Andy and Barney in the Big City" when Barney smugly points to items on the menu and finds out he ordered snails and brains. "Barney's Motorcycle" when he tells Andy when riding with your tongue pressed up in the roof of your mouth that you can't pronounce a word that begins with the letter, "S." Also, when he tries to take Andy for a ride and the side car stays behind. "Convicts at Large" with Floyd eating that banana and having the time of his life. Also, when Barney tries to dance Big Maude out of the door." "The Shoplifters" when Barney and Ben Weaver are both in the store at night and think the the other one is the crook. Asa sleeping through the entire fiasco. Brisco referring to Ernest T. Bass and saying the thought about killing him, but kinda hated to go that far. And, the time Brisco said he was nervous about wearing a tie after seeing a hanging. Opie telling about the "flower making machine" that the Morrison sisters have and Otis cringing at the thought. So many more . . .