Funny names Mad Magazine called Mash characters and actors

[Best Man]

Mad satirized the show two times.

1)Hot Lips became Fat Lips and later Luke Warm Lips

2) Trapper John became Crapper John

3) Hawkeye became Cockeye

4)Alan Alda was actually called "Alan Alpo" (get it the dog food)


Can't remember the rest for now. Although this is way less important then the vital fact that old Soviet documents proved 100% conclusively that North Korea started the Korean War (see my postings on that) I thought we would have some fun.
Anyone else, who can remember any other Mad satire names for the characters, you are welcome to put them in.

(It was when making a joke segment about spin-offs yet to come that Mad called called him Alan Alpo, not in the long actual satires of Mash.)

[opus]

Here's the list (Some you already mentioned)

From M*A*S*H*UGA (April '74)

Cockeye Pierce
Crapper John
Col. Bleak
Radio
Fat Lips Hooligan
Major Burned

From M*U*S*H (Oct. '82)
Squawkeye
P.J.
Luke Warm Lips
Klinker
Col. Potcheese
Charles Cumbersome Worcestershire
Father Nokaypee
(also mentioned were Frank Buns and Col. Blech. Radar also got mentioned but stayed Radio).

[Best Man]

I found the satire right online! This is the 1982 Mush satire

madmagazine.com/blog/2013/0301/mads-satire-of-the-Mash-finale

[Best Man]

And here is the earlier 1974 one:
freshlybakedcollectibles.com/product/mashuga-7-page-story-mad-166/