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AB · 03-04-2018, 05:23 PM

Post your favorite Batman quotes/lines.

Robin: "Let's go!"

Batman: "Not you, Robin. They have strict licensing laws in this country. A boy of your age is not allowed in a drinking tavern."

AB · 03-04-2018, 05:24 PM

Batman: "It is the duty of every good citizen of Gotham City to report meeting a man from Mars in a public park".

AB · 03-21-2018, 06:28 PM

A Robin quote/line:

AB · 03-21-2018, 06:32 PM

Robin: "Well, I'm used to seeing you do the impossible, but getting out of that plaster tomb was impossible!"

Batman: "Much easier than it seemed, Robin, I simply held my breath."

Robin: "Holy Frogman!"

AB · 03-23-2018, 06:04 PM

Batman: "It's sometimes difficult to think clearly when you're strapped to a printing press."

AB · 07-17-2018, 06:25 PM

Catwoman: "No hero worth his salt would let a lady expire. It's foolproof I tell you - purrrrfectly foolproof."
Batgirl: "And you, Catwoman, are an even bigger fool than I thought you were."
Catwoman: "Gag her! Crimefighters should be seen and not heard."

AB · 07-17-2018, 06:33 PM

A catwoman quote:

MA · 07-20-2018, 08:01 AM

Commissioner Gordon: By the way, Batman, have you seen millionaire Bruce Wayne? He doesn't answer the phone at his stately manor.

AB · 07-20-2018, 06:07 PM

Catwoman: "Batman...are you spoken for?"
Batman: "Huh?"
Catwoman: "Married, engaged, or going steady?"
Batman: "My crime fighting leaves me little time for social engagements."
Catwoman: "Boy...have I got a girl for you!"

MA · 07-20-2018, 06:23 PM

Alfred Pennyworth: [answering the Bat-phone] I shall solicit his presence

AB · 07-21-2018, 04:09 PM

A King Tut quote:

MA · 07-21-2018, 04:32 PM

Batman: [after Batgirl has come and gone secretly] How does she DO IT?

AB · 07-22-2018, 03:52 PM

A Batman quote:

Ohio8 · 07-28-2018, 09:32 PM

Bruce: "Dancing is an integral part of every young man's education."

MA · 07-31-2018, 06:56 AM

Batman: Nothing's sacred to those devils.

03-04-2018, 05:23 PM	#1
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Batman TV Show Quotes & Funny Lines Post your favorite Batman quotes/lines. Robin: "Let's go!" Batman: "Not you, Robin. They have strict licensing laws in this country. A boy of your age is not allowed in a drinking tavern."

03-21-2018, 06:28 PM	#3
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	A Robin quote/line: Attached Images

07-17-2018, 06:33 PM	#7
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	A catwoman quote: Attached Images

07-20-2018, 08:01 AM	#8
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,991	Commissioner Gordon: By the way, Batman, have you seen millionaire Bruce Wayne? He doesn't answer the phone at his stately manor.
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07-20-2018, 06:07 PM	#9
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Catwoman: "Batman...are you spoken for?" Batman: "Huh?" Catwoman: "Married, engaged, or going steady?" Batman: "My crime fighting leaves me little time for social engagements." Catwoman: "Boy...have I got a girl for you!" Attached Images

03-04-2018, 05:24 PM	#2
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Batman: "It is the duty of every good citizen of Gotham City to report meeting a man from Mars in a public park".

03-21-2018, 06:32 PM	#4
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Robin: "Well, I'm used to seeing you do the impossible, but getting out of that plaster tomb was impossible!" Batman: "Much easier than it seemed, Robin, I simply held my breath." Robin: "Holy Frogman!"

03-23-2018, 06:04 PM	#5
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Batman: "It's sometimes difficult to think clearly when you're strapped to a printing press."

07-17-2018, 06:25 PM	#6
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Catwoman: "No hero worth his salt would let a lady expire. It's foolproof I tell you - purrrrfectly foolproof." Batgirl: "And you, Catwoman, are an even bigger fool than I thought you were." Catwoman: "Gag her! Crimefighters should be seen and not heard."

07-20-2018, 06:23 PM	#10
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,991	Alfred Pennyworth: [answering the Bat-phone] I shall solicit his presence

07-21-2018, 04:09 PM	#11
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	A King Tut quote: Attached Images

07-21-2018, 04:32 PM	#12
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,991	Batman: [after Batgirl has come and gone secretly] How does she DO IT?

07-22-2018, 03:52 PM	#13
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	A Batman quote: Attached Images

07-28-2018, 09:32 PM	#14
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,984	Bruce: "Dancing is an integral part of every young man's education."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

07-31-2018, 06:56 AM	#15
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,991	Batman: Nothing's sacred to those devils.