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JT · 05-19-2002, 08:07 PM

Here is the first episode:Navy Girls
Season One
1964-65
Episode One
Navy Nurses

Scene: The Beachside Medical Center:
(The girls are in Dr.Lowe's office)
Maureen: Come on Dr. Lowe! Give us another chance!
Lowe: Another chance?! Another chance?!! Another chance?!!! "Come on Dr. Lowe give us another chance"?!!!!!!!!! Never in your life!
Beth: What is I kill myslef then?
Lowe: So be it.
Maureen: Beth and I have been working here for 5 weeks! We're still newbies!
Lowe: Yeah. Newbies who let mentally ******** patient jump out his window! Newbies who bought a noy with acne a chocolate bar! Newbies who-
[Beth starts to hug and kiss on Dr. Lowe]
Beth: But what are we poor little gals gonna do when we lose our job? Where will we go?
Lowe: The unemployed agency!
Maureen:Come on Beth, it's no use at all. Dr. Lowe is just one big sicko! He's the sickest or the sick!
Beth: The meanest of the mean!
Maureen: The grouchiest of the grouchy!
Beth: Lowist of the Lowe!
Lowe: And you two are the firedest of the fired! Now I demand you to leave my office before you cause another mishap!
Beth: You can fire us! We quit! (pokes out her tongue)
Maureen: Wow! You can catch flies with that thing!
Lowe: There is one assignment you can take!
Maureen: Well forget it!
Lowe: It's on a navy base.
Maureen: Are sailors there?
Lowe: Yes. Sailors who need loving and tender care. Sailors who need kisses before they go to bed. Sailors who need nice little women to date.
Maureen: We're little women!
Beth: Yeah! Littler than Louisa May Alcott! We got love, we tenderness, we got care, we got kisses, we's women!!!
Lowe: The base is in Santa Monica. On the coast.
Beth: How in the world are we gonna get there?
Lowe: By the hospital's helecopter!
Beth: Helecopter?
Maureen: What if someone needs the helecopter. You know like an emergency or something.
Lowe: We have 5 helecopters here at Beachside Medical!
Beth: But I'm afraid of heights!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lowe: Well you're short anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beth: Shut up Lowe!

COMMERCIAL

Scene: The Helecopter:
[Maureen and Beth are on the helecopter/There are three other people aboard: the pilot, the co pilot, and a doctor from the hospital)
Maureen: Beth don't look down.
Beth: Why?
Maureen: Because I can see our condominium!
Beth: Where? [looks down] Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's our condo!
Maureen: I know! Get a hold of your self!
Beth: But I never knew the roof was....pink! And it's a very bad looking pink. The kinda pink that looks like black at first then vlue then red then pink then balck again.
Maureen: What kinda pink is that?
Beth: I don't know.... Crayon Box Pink?
Doctor: We are about 20 minutes from the base.
Maureen: Twenty minutes?! Why didn't we just drive?
Doctor: You don't have a car. Remember?
Maureen: Oh yeah....nice.

COMMERCIAL

Scene: The Navy Base:
[The girls are on the Navy base/A few good looking sailors are passing by)
Maureen: Oooooh I like the one over there!
Beth: What about him? His chin is cute!
Maureen: You think all men have cute chins, Beth!
[An important looking man walks up to them]
Sgt: Hello. Are you....Maureen Hilldale and Beth Cartwright?
Maureen: Yes. I'm Maureen, this is Beth.
Sgt: Why is she looking at my chin like that?
Maureen: She's looking for a beard. Where are we supposed to put or things?
Sgt: There's an inn a couple blocks that way. We chipped in to get you girls a suite. It's your suite for how long you want it to be.
Beth: That's real nice!
Sgt: Well we try our best to satisfy the ladies that come here.
Beth: You mean all the men here are like that?
Sgt: Yes. When it comes to women we want to impress them as much as we could.
Beth: Oh so any of these men can take us out to dinner?
Sgt: Yes. Only if they aren't married.
Beth: What if they are married?
Sgt: They don't take you to lunch.
Beth: I never said lunch.
Sgt: What's wrong with lunch?
Maureen: Bad timing.
Sgt: What ya mean?
Maureen: The Edge of Night, Guiding Light, As the World Turns, Love of Life, should I go on?
Sgt: No....

Scene: The Suite:
[The girls are admiring the suite when a knock his heard]
Beth: Oh I wonder who it could be.
[doorbell is heard]
Maureen: I love the doorbell. Oh my God Beth! There's a control panel for the doorbell chimes! I can set it to play New York, New York!!!
Beth: Maybe it's one of those psycho killers. Like Norman Bates!
Maureen: This is a hotel not a motel!!
Beth: But does it really matter?!
Maureen: Go to bed.
Beth: But we have to know who it is!
Maureen: Turn out all the lights and pretend we are sleeping!
[They do so]
[Outside the hall there is a man standing there]
Man: I guess they don't win the brand new car.
THE END
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05-19-2002, 08:07 PM	#1
JT Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 29, 2001 Location: USA Posts: 7,223	Navy Girls Season One Here is the first episode:Navy Girls Season One 1964-65 Episode One Navy Nurses Scene: The Beachside Medical Center: (The girls are in Dr.Lowe's office) Maureen: Come on Dr. Lowe! Give us another chance! Lowe: Another chance?! Another chance?!! Another chance?!!! "Come on Dr. Lowe give us another chance"?!!!!!!!!! Never in your life! Beth: What is I kill myslef then? Lowe: So be it. Maureen: Beth and I have been working here for 5 weeks! We're still newbies! Lowe: Yeah. Newbies who let mentally ****** patient jump out his window! Newbies who bought a noy with acne a chocolate bar! Newbies who- [Beth starts to hug and kiss on Dr. Lowe] Beth: But what are we poor little gals gonna do when we lose our job? Where will we go? Lowe: The unemployed agency! Maureen:Come on Beth, it's no use at all. Dr. Lowe is just one big sicko! He's the sickest or the sick! Beth: The meanest of the mean! Maureen: The grouchiest of the grouchy! Beth: Lowist of the Lowe! Lowe: And you two are the firedest of the fired! Now I demand you to leave my office before you cause another mishap! Beth: You can fire us! We quit! (pokes out her tongue) Maureen: Wow! You can catch flies with that thing! Lowe: There is one assignment you can take! Maureen: Well forget it! Lowe: It's on a navy base. Maureen: Are sailors there? Lowe: Yes. Sailors who need loving and tender care. Sailors who need kisses before they go to bed. Sailors who need nice little women to date. Maureen: We're little women! Beth: Yeah! Littler than Louisa May Alcott! We got love, we tenderness, we got care, we got kisses, we's women!!! Lowe: The base is in Santa Monica. On the coast. Beth: How in the world are we gonna get there? Lowe: By the hospital's helecopter! Beth: Helecopter? Maureen: What if someone needs the helecopter. You know like an emergency or something. Lowe: We have 5 helecopters here at Beachside Medical! Beth: But I'm afraid of heights!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lowe: Well you're short anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Beth: Shut up Lowe! COMMERCIAL Scene: The Helecopter: [Maureen and Beth are on the helecopter/There are three other people aboard: the pilot, the co pilot, and a doctor from the hospital) Maureen: Beth don't look down. Beth: Why? Maureen: Because I can see our condominium! Beth: Where? [looks down] Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's our condo! Maureen: I know! Get a hold of your self! Beth: But I never knew the roof was....pink! And it's a very bad looking pink. The kinda pink that looks like black at first then vlue then red then pink then balck again. Maureen: What kinda pink is that? Beth: I don't know.... Crayon Box Pink? Doctor: We are about 20 minutes from the base. Maureen: Twenty minutes?! Why didn't we just drive? Doctor: You don't have a car. Remember? Maureen: Oh yeah....nice. COMMERCIAL Scene: The Navy Base: [The girls are on the Navy base/A few good looking sailors are passing by) Maureen: Oooooh I like the one over there! Beth: What about him? His chin is cute! Maureen: You think all men have cute chins, Beth! [An important looking man walks up to them] Sgt: Hello. Are you....Maureen Hilldale and Beth Cartwright? Maureen: Yes. I'm Maureen, this is Beth. Sgt: Why is she looking at my chin like that? Maureen: She's looking for a beard. Where are we supposed to put or things? Sgt: There's an inn a couple blocks that way. We chipped in to get you girls a suite. It's your suite for how long you want it to be. Beth: That's real nice! Sgt: Well we try our best to satisfy the ladies that come here. Beth: You mean all the men here are like that? Sgt: Yes. When it comes to women we want to impress them as much as we could. Beth: Oh so any of these men can take us out to dinner? Sgt: Yes. Only if they aren't married. Beth: What if they are married? Sgt: They don't take you to lunch. Beth: I never said lunch. Sgt: What's wrong with lunch? Maureen: Bad timing. Sgt: What ya mean? Maureen: The Edge of Night, Guiding Light, As the World Turns, Love of Life, should I go on? Sgt: No.... Scene: The Suite: [The girls are admiring the suite when a knock his heard] Beth: Oh I wonder who it could be. [doorbell is heard] Maureen: I love the doorbell. Oh my God Beth! There's a control panel for the doorbell chimes! I can set it to play New York, New York!!! Beth: Maybe it's one of those psycho killers. Like Norman Bates! Maureen: This is a hotel not a motel!! Beth: But does it really matter?! Maureen: Go to bed. Beth: But we have to know who it is! Maureen: Turn out all the lights and pretend we are sleeping! [They do so] [Outside the hall there is a man standing there] Man: I guess they don't win the brand new car. THE END Liked it? NAVY GIRLS** (C)1964,2002 MCMLXVI MMII