this is on right now, but I'm not paying attention to it. It's from season 11 when it was obvious the writers were running out of ideas. It's that episode where Charles or Chuck (whatever you want to call him) falls in love with a French lady.
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the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies.
Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?"
clerk: "Madam, those are rubies."
Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her."
clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady."
Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."
MASH was bad after Frank left and completely jumped the shark after Radar went home. As show runners, Larry Gelbart and Gene Reynolds were great. Burt Metcalf and Alan Alda were pure garbage.