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Central Perk · 05-17-2002, 07:43 PM

Starring:
Florence Henderson as Herself
Shelley Long as Carol Brady

Theme Song: Sunshine Day

(Scene Opens To A Grocery Store)
Pilot Episode

Florence: *sliding her good across the conveyer belt mover*
Cashier- That will be $33 & 52 cents.
Florence: *opens up her purse and pulls out 2 20 dollar bills, she hands them to the cashier* *she turns around and sees someone dressed up exactly like Carol Brady, the 70s clothes the ski hat, with a tail hair and everything* Hi.
Carol: Hello!
Florence: Are you a fan?
Carol: Fan? Of What?
Florence: Carol Brady..you seem to be dressed like her.
Carol: *laughs gleefully* I am Carol Brady..Thats why I'm dressed like her.
Florence: The Carol Brady who is married to Mike and has six kids?
Carol: Right....I've never seen you before have we met?!
Florence: No, I don't think we have....Your name is really Carol Brady?
Carol: Yes..
Florence: You have 6 kids, Greg, Marcia, Peter, Jan, Bobby, & Cindy, a dog named Tiger, a husband named Mike, and a housekeeper named Alice?
Carol: Yes!! Are you a psychic, or do you have magic powers...There was this one time when our family went to Hawaii and we found a Tikki Necklace Thingamagig and it made us have all this bad luck alice hurt her hip and....
Florence: Greg Wiped out on his surfboard.
Carol: How do you know all these things?
Florence: I saw a TV Show about it.
Carol: You silly goose! *smiles* I know us Bradys are the perfect family but there was no TV show about us. By the way I didn't catch your name?
Florence: Its Florence Henderson....
Carol: What a beautiful name...I think we'll become good friends...Lets exchange phone numbers so you can join my bake club.....Mine is 555-5554 whats yours?
Florence: well...um...uh
Carol: Don't be shy....
Florence: ok...mine is 555-5556
Carol: I gotta run have a sunshine day!
Florence: B-B-Bye....*mutters* talk about whackos.
(Later That Night At Florence's House)

Phone:*ring ring*
Florence: *answers it* Hello.
Carol: *sobbing* My-My Family is gone they left a note saying they wouldn't be back for a really long time and that they were helping the Blue's Clues Crew solve mysteriers *SOB*....I don't know what to do...I'm worried about them those mysteries are tough..though it must be a dream come true for the kids because its their favorite show and its the only one apporpriate for them...I'm scared...can I stay with you??? please?
Florence:umm...uh....
Carol: Great...I'll be right over I looke up your adress in the phone book and I'm all packed...*sob*
(phone hang up sound plays)

Central Perk · 05-17-2002, 07:45 PM

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Montana Ponine · 05-18-2002, 09:33 AM

LOL, that was funny!!!!! Very creative.

Central Perk · 05-18-2002, 10:56 AM

thanks, its a little strange...I thought of it in less than an hour but I think it could work.

05-17-2002, 07:43 PM	#1
Central Perk ~~~~~ Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 10, 2002 Posts: 4,553	A.V.B. Fan Starring: Florence Henderson as Herself Shelley Long as Carol Brady Theme Song: Sunshine Day (Scene Opens To A Grocery Store) Pilot Episode Florence: sliding her good across the conveyer belt mover Cashier- That will be $33 & 52 cents. Florence: opens up her purse and pulls out 2 20 dollar bills, she hands them to the cashier she turns around and sees someone dressed up exactly like Carol Brady, the 70s clothes the ski hat, with a tail hair and everything Hi. Carol: Hello! Florence: Are you a fan? Carol: Fan? Of What? Florence: Carol Brady..you seem to be dressed like her. Carol: laughs gleefully I am Carol Brady..Thats why I'm dressed like her. Florence: The Carol Brady who is married to Mike and has six kids? Carol: Right....I've never seen you before have we met?! Florence: No, I don't think we have....Your name is really Carol Brady? Carol: Yes.. Florence: You have 6 kids, Greg, Marcia, Peter, Jan, Bobby, & Cindy, a dog named Tiger, a husband named Mike, and a housekeeper named Alice? Carol: Yes!! Are you a psychic, or do you have magic powers...There was this one time when our family went to Hawaii and we found a Tikki Necklace Thingamagig and it made us have all this bad luck alice hurt her hip and.... Florence: Greg Wiped out on his surfboard. Carol: How do you know all these things? Florence: I saw a TV Show about it. Carol: You silly goose! smiles I know us Bradys are the perfect family but there was no TV show about us. By the way I didn't catch your name? Florence: Its Florence Henderson.... Carol: What a beautiful name...I think we'll become good friends...Lets exchange phone numbers so you can join my bake club.....Mine is 555-5554 whats yours? Florence: well...um...uh Carol: Don't be shy.... Florence: ok...mine is 555-5556 Carol: I gotta run have a sunshine day! Florence: B-B-Bye....mutters talk about whackos. (Later That Night At Florence's House) Phone:ring ring Florence: answers it Hello. Carol: sobbing My-My Family is gone they left a note saying they wouldn't be back for a really long time and that they were helping the Blue's Clues Crew solve mysteriers SOB....I don't know what to do...I'm worried about them those mysteries are tough..though it must be a dream come true for the kids because its their favorite show and its the only one apporpriate for them...I'm scared...can I stay with you??? please? Florence:umm...uh.... Carol: Great...I'll be right over I looke up your adress in the phone book and I'm all packed...sob (phone hang up sound plays)

05-17-2002, 07:45 PM	#2
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05-18-2002, 09:33 AM	#3
Montana Ponine Tragically Beautiful Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 18, 2001 Location: Sondheimville Posts: 4,529	LOL, that was funny!!!!! Very creative.

05-18-2002, 10:56 AM	#4
Central Perk ~~~~~ Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 10, 2002 Posts: 4,553	thanks, its a little strange...I thought of it in less than an hour but I think it could work.