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Scrabjan1 · 11-21-2017, 08:24 PM

Mrs. Rayburn: Do you know why you couldn’t find your diploma?

Beaver: Because I wrote a book report from a Ritz Bros. movie?

Beaver: Because I let someone else write my autobiography?

Beaver: Because I stopped typing my assignments?

Beaver: Because I tried to dye my shoelaces before school?

Beaver: Because I wore a monster sweatshirt to school?

Beaver: Because I didn’t dress up for the banquet?

Mrs. Rayburn: No because you let that bum take a bath in June’s tub!!

stevea · 11-21-2017, 10:08 PM

Beaver: Because i stuck out my tongue in the fifth grade class photo?

Beaver: Because I called Arthur a bad name in the hall?

Beaver: Because I played hooky in the third grade?

Mr B · 11-22-2017, 09:35 AM

Beaver: I got locked in the principals office because Larry told me they had a spanking machine

Scrabjan1 · 11-22-2017, 09:40 AM

Because I skipped football practice after catching that pass?

Because I almost got sued by that modeling company?

Because I painted the poster of a guy wrestling a pig?

11-21-2017, 08:24 PM	#1
Scrabjan1 Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 27, 2013 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,521	Beaver’s Graduation Mrs. Rayburn: Do you know why you couldn’t find your diploma? Beaver: Because I wrote a book report from a Ritz Bros. movie? Beaver: Because I let someone else write my autobiography? Beaver: Because I stopped typing my assignments? Beaver: Because I tried to dye my shoelaces before school? Beaver: Because I wore a monster sweatshirt to school? Beaver: Because I didn’t dress up for the banquet? Mrs. Rayburn: No because you let that bum take a bath in June’s tub!!

11-21-2017, 10:08 PM	#2
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,849	Beaver: Because i stuck out my tongue in the fifth grade class photo? Beaver: Because I called Arthur a bad name in the hall? Beaver: Because I played hooky in the third grade?

11-22-2017, 09:35 AM	#3
Mr B Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 13, 2002 Posts: 136	Beaver: I got locked in the principals office because Larry told me they had a spanking machine

11-22-2017, 09:40 AM	#4
Scrabjan1 Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 27, 2013 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,521	Because I skipped football practice after catching that pass? Because I almost got sued by that modeling company? Because I painted the poster of a guy wrestling a pig?