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bandonurse · 10-15-2017, 03:48 PM

Actually, an out and out inaccuracy, truth be told.

In the episode where both Blanche and Sophia date Fidel Santiago, Rose refers to Dorothy's teaching "the 3 R's" as "reading, writing, and rooster inseminating".

Since when do you "inseminate" a male creature like a rooster?

Can't be done!

I guess I'd have to let this one slide though, since I've heard that line dozens of times, and until today, I never caught the implication myself in over 30 years.

Anna Karenina · 10-15-2017, 03:56 PM

Why am I thinking of "Count Bessie" now?

bandonurse · 10-15-2017, 05:00 PM

LOL, at least Count Bessie could have been "inseminated" if need be.

I guess we have to remember they were sit-com writers, and not anatomy experts.

mets82 · 10-15-2017, 07:24 PM

"I'm going to take a bath and have enough water to cover my perky bosoms."

"Your only going to sit in an inch of water?"

Sven · 07-28-2018, 09:04 PM

Classic line. Why would he compare me to that raisin In sneakers.

10-15-2017, 03:48 PM	#1
bandonurse Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2015 Location: Mentor, Ohio Posts: 1,082	Another humorous "plot hole" Actually, an out and out inaccuracy, truth be told. In the episode where both Blanche and Sophia date Fidel Santiago, Rose refers to Dorothy's teaching "the 3 R's" as "reading, writing, and rooster inseminating". Since when do you "inseminate" a male creature like a rooster? Can't be done! I guess I'd have to let this one slide though, since I've heard that line dozens of times, and until today, I never caught the implication myself in over 30 years.

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mets82 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 14, 2011 Location: Connecticut Posts: 5,058	"I'm going to take a bath and have enough water to cover my perky bosoms." "Your only going to sit in an inch of water?"
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07-28-2018, 09:04 PM	#5
Sven Golden Girls Database Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 24, 2008 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 188	Classic line. Why would he compare me to that raisin In sneakers.
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10-15-2017, 03:56 PM	#2
Anna Karenina Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Nov 09, 2006 Posts: 10,086	Why am I thinking of "Count Bessie" now?

10-15-2017, 05:00 PM	#3
bandonurse Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2015 Location: Mentor, Ohio Posts: 1,082	LOL, at least Count Bessie could have been "inseminated" if need be. I guess we have to remember they were sit-com writers, and not anatomy experts.