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MrsGarrettRocksMySocks · 05-13-2002, 07:58 PM

okay, so, I asked for help a few weeks ago, and I want to thank you all for the help you gave me! I'm making Lisa a scrapbook...it's ALMOST done, but I need a few more quotes...I'll probably just search people's signatures...Anyway, thank you everyone!Although, I could still use a FEW pictures from the LATER seasons...ESPECIALLY and 9...but anyway, thank you for all the help..I will definetely be posting about meeting her on Sunday.....I will have dinner with her Saturday and then she speaks twice on Sunday.....I think I'll go to both...lol...it'll probably be the same..but, hey, it's Lisa!
(I'm gonna wear a shirt that has velcro across the front and put , "HI LISA!" on it...lol..kinda lame, but hey, it'll get her attention!!!)

Kay Scarpetta · 05-13-2002, 08:29 PM

L u c k y ! ! !

Jo/Blair_fan · 05-13-2002, 09:15 PM

Hey lizzie i got some quotes for u!! Nat: Who wants to be a skinny pencil? I'd rather to be happy Magic Marker!!____________________________________________Blair: You mean Harrison asked you out on a...a...Tootie: Date Blair. We call it a date.Jo: Yeah there's some wing-ding tomorrow night.Nat: Could that be your wing-ding Blair?Blair: I don't go to wing-dings. I go to Cotillions.Jo: If that's a dance a the Highcrest country club then your Cotillion and my wing-ding are the same thing!!____________________________________________Mrs. G.: Girls!!! What's going on here?Tootie: Group sleep walking?Blair:Oh, Come on Mrs. Garrett. We were just letting off some steam. You know how the first day of school is. Getting settled, meeting new people.Tootie: And now comes miller time!!!_____________________________________________Nat: I'll show you a shortcut, Steve.Tootie: Natalie, that's the stairs to your room!!!Nat: THANKS, Tootie!!Tootie: (Laughing) I'm sorry. What should I have done?Nat: Tootie I...Tootie: (Laughs harder)Jo: Will you two knock it off!! We already lost 2 hours cause' of Tootie!! And Natalie... (Laughs)Blair: (Sarcastically) Niece Hat!!All But Nat: (laughing)Nat: My exam hat? What's wrong with it? (Takes hat off and looks at it) Oh good...good!! I'm losing a bolt! I'm working half wattage!!_________________________________________________
Jo: (Stomps in) I need a clock!! Mrs. Garrett I'm takin' your egg timer!Mrs. G: Ok... (Puzzled)Jo: I need a fuse!! I'm gonna mix some stuff up in the science lab!!Mrs. G: What are you making? A Bomb? (Laughs)Nat: YES, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!Mrs. G: WHAT!?!Jo: I'm gonna roll it through their front door and then POW!! Boing POW!! Dead Kawasaki's all over the stupid place!!Mrs. G: I take It you didn't get the job. Can I have those matches PLEASE!!! (Grabs Matches from Jo)Jo: That's right! I did not get the job!! Did anybody miss that!? I did not get the job!! Go ahead Blair, hit me with ya best shot. Go ahead...Blair: (Just sits there)Nat: Oh, Blair!! You can do better than that!!!__________________________________________________Jo: (cutting sausage funny)Nat: Jo, what are you doing?Jo: Making the first incision... I was thinking of becoming a surgeon and I gotta practice my cuts!Nat: On a sausage??Jo: To you this is a sausage, to me it's a ruptured spleen!!Nat and Tootie: Oh...________________________________________________Nat: From now on It's Goodbye Natalie, Hello HOT LIPS!!!_________________________________________________Jo: Come on Mrs. G, eat something!!! Don't worry.Mrs. G: Excuse Me, but whenever one of my girls is out all night, thats when I do worry!! What if she's had an accident??Jo: Ha, believe me anything Blair did last night was NO ACCIDENT!!! Nat: Ohhhhhhhhh!!!_________________________________________________
Nat: Alright, that was Mr. F the mean steen and I'm keen Nat Green rockin' down the clock and talkin' you round the block._________________________________________________Blair: This is ridiculous! My parents are spending a fortune so I can get frostbite!!Nat: It's not THAT bad!!!Blair: Maybe not to you, but a Warner is like a Delicate Souffle...Jo: Yeah, Light and Empty!!!_________________________________________________Jo: Today is a day that will live in infamy...Blair: Jo, that's Pearl Harbor!!Jo: Then what's it doing in my speech??_________________________________________________Blair: Jo, I know we usually don't agree, but that was a really scuzzy thing for your Mother to do!!Tootie: What's so scuzzy about it? Don't you read the NationalInquirer? Some of the best people are SHACKING up!!!Mrs G: TOOTIE!?!...I'm surrounded by X-rated kids!!_________________________________________________Nat: A tantalizing, tentalizing plate of daring and delectable dellights...Mrs. G: Yeah, that menu is ok if your serving cookies at the PUSSYCAT theater!!!Jo: I knew I never should have asked for you guys help with this fair!!Blair: Of course you should have! Don't worry Jo, everything will be fine.Jo: Fine!?! I have mangled mobiles!! X- rated cookies!!__________________________________________________ Chuck and Jo: (Dancing, but not very well)Jo: (Falls on the floor)Chuck: I'm Sorry!! (Points to shirt that says I'm sorry) Jo: I know!! I can read!!Mrs. G: Jo, are you Ok? Do you want some soup??__________________________________________________
Jo: Ahah, Booze!!Blair: Booze!! You heathen!! That's Powefuise...Jo: Ghazundhite.Blair: Let's just say it's the Michelob of French Wine!!Jo: I don't think if I can hold this stuff down. I'll get some beer!!Nat: How will you get beer?Jo: I'll get some beer!!__________________________________________________Jo: Blair, you got the mobiles all wrong. See, it's the density divided by the mass squared...Blair: But I thought all I had to do was tie the little doggie to the stick...!________________________________________________Blair: (through her teeth) Don't look now, but that man is staring at us!Mrs. G: Where??Blair: (Nods head towards the man)Nat: Well, what does he want?Jo: What does he want?!Nat: (Mouth drops open)Mrs. G: Just Ignore him. Just don't talk to him.Man: Hi. I need two for tonight!!Nat: Which two? ________________________________________________Nat: That's believable. We've got a truck stop, a skitzo pilot, the woman in red, now all we need is for Charro to walk through the front door!_______________________________________________Andy: Sexy Lingerie, that's what I named you.Tootie: Oh, say you didn't.Andy: Yeah, see I was going against the image.Blair: It's humiliating.Nat: We're in the finals!Blair: And yet it works.Jo: I am not gonna be known as sexy Lingerie._____________________________________________
Blair: I know a phony when I see one.Jo: You should. You spend enough time looking in the mirror._______________________________________________Blair: (sigh)Jo: I ate it when you do that.Blair: Do what?Jo: Sigh.Blair: I don't sigh.Jo: Well, i wasn't a sigh you got a slow leak.Tootie: Cool it you two!!Blair: (Sigh)Jo: Ya did it again!!Blair: It's called breathing.Jo: You do it just to annoy me.Blair: No, I do it to keep from dying.Jo: Now theres an idea!!! ____________________________________________________Nat: You know what I think? I think one of you brought the gun here tonight and plan to use it.Blair: For what?Jo: To shoot people!!Blair: A murder? Here? That's ridiculous!Jo: No, not really, murders happen all the time

Hope this helps!!! I got it from a powerpoint presentation i made for FOL so it may be kinda wierd!

Warm & Fuzzy · 05-13-2002, 09:18 PM

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Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
L u c k y ! ! !

I know rrrright. Anyhow, Lizzie, have a great time! Good luck

((And I love that "HI LISA" shirt idea, lolol))

InspectorExstead · 05-13-2002, 09:43 PM

grr, i hate you. you get to meet her. anyway, yay! the scrapbook sounds cool. i can just imagine her and steve and her kids in the rv looking at it and lisa telling them more stories about tfol days. lol...

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 05-13-2002, 09:52 PM

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Originally posted by Charlotte Rae Fan
okay, so, I asked for help a few weeks ago, and I want to thank you all for the help you gave me! I'm making Lisa a scrapbook...it's ALMOST done, but I need a few more quotes...I'll probably just search people's signatures...Anyway, thank you everyone!Although, I could still use a FEW pictures from the LATER seasons...ESPECIALLY and 9...but anyway, thank you for all the help..I will definetely be posting about meeting her on Sunday.....I will have dinner with her Saturday and then she speaks twice on Sunday.....I think I'll go to both...lol...it'll probably be the same..but, hey, it's Lisa!
(I'm gonna wear a shirt that has velcro across the front and put , "HI LISA!" on it...lol..kinda lame, but hey, it'll get her attention!!!)

HEY! I might be going there now!! I'm not sure though!!

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 05-13-2002, 10:04 PM

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Originally posted by NancyRulz24

HEY! I might be going there now!! I'm not sure though!!

Okay I'm sure now. I'm sure I'm not going. I hate my mother.

No, but she sucks.

Tel her Amy says hi.

MrsGarrettRocksMySocks · 05-13-2002, 10:07 PM

forget it....

InspectorExstead · 05-13-2002, 10:21 PM

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Originally posted by Charlotte Rae Fan
forget it....

i already forgot it!

*Marilyn Monroe* · 05-13-2002, 10:47 PM

Have fun and good luck!

05-13-2002, 07:58 PM	#1
MrsGarrettRocksMySocks Actors over 60 Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 20, 2001 Location: The cookie jar--Any "Anyone Can Whistle" fans out there? Posts: 4,077	okay...okay...I'll tell you... okay, so, I asked for help a few weeks ago, and I want to thank you all for the help you gave me! I'm making Lisa a scrapbook...it's ALMOST done, but I need a few more quotes...I'll probably just search people's signatures...Anyway, thank you everyone!Although, I could still use a FEW pictures from the LATER seasons...ESPECIALLY and 9...but anyway, thank you for all the help..I will definetely be posting about meeting her on Sunday.....I will have dinner with her Saturday and then she speaks twice on Sunday.....I think I'll go to both...lol...it'll probably be the same..but, hey, it's Lisa! (I'm gonna wear a shirt that has velcro across the front and put , "HI LISA!" on it...lol..kinda lame, but hey, it'll get her attention!!!)
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05-13-2002, 08:29 PM	#2
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	L u c k y ! ! !
	__________________ The people who think they know everything about Broadway make me laugh. They've never seen a Broadway play in their life. "oh mi godddd RENT's a mooovie! lyke 525600 minuuuuuuutes!" No. To be a Broadway Freak, you must live, eat, sleep, study, devout, think, obsess, dream, believe Broadway. You must know original & revival casts, soundtracks, performance runs, dates, theatres, numbers, how many Tony Awards A Chorus Line won. You must be Broadway. That's right bitches. I AM Broadway.

05-13-2002, 09:15 PM	#3
Jo/Blair_fan NMK fan forever Senior Member Join Date: Aug 22, 2001 Location: KSU WILDCATS RULE! EMAW Posts: 1,202	Re: okay...okay...I'll tell you... Hey lizzie i got some quotes for u!! Nat: Who wants to be a skinny pencil? I'd rather to be happy Magic Marker!!____________________________________________Blair: You mean Harrison asked you out on a...a...Tootie: Date Blair. We call it a date.Jo: Yeah there's some wing-ding tomorrow night.Nat: Could that be your wing-ding Blair?Blair: I don't go to wing-dings. I go to Cotillions.Jo: If that's a dance a the Highcrest country club then your Cotillion and my wing-ding are the same thing!!____________________________________________Mrs. G.: Girls!!! What's going on here?Tootie: Group sleep walking?Blair:Oh, Come on Mrs. Garrett. We were just letting off some steam. You know how the first day of school is. Getting settled, meeting new people.Tootie: And now comes miller time!!!_____________________________________________Nat: I'll show you a shortcut, Steve.Tootie: Natalie, that's the stairs to your room!!!Nat: THANKS, Tootie!!Tootie: (Laughing) I'm sorry. What should I have done?Nat: Tootie I...Tootie: (Laughs harder)Jo: Will you two knock it off!! We already lost 2 hours cause' of Tootie!! And Natalie... (Laughs)Blair: (Sarcastically) Niece Hat!!All But Nat: (laughing)Nat: My exam hat? What's wrong with it? (Takes hat off and looks at it) Oh good...good!! I'm losing a bolt! I'm working half wattage!!_________________________________________________ Jo: (Stomps in) I need a clock!! Mrs. Garrett I'm takin' your egg timer!Mrs. G: Ok... (Puzzled)Jo: I need a fuse!! I'm gonna mix some stuff up in the science lab!!Mrs. G: What are you making? A Bomb? (Laughs)Nat: YES, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!Mrs. G: WHAT!?!Jo: I'm gonna roll it through their front door and then POW!! Boing POW!! Dead Kawasaki's all over the stupid place!!Mrs. G: I take It you didn't get the job. Can I have those matches PLEASE!!! (Grabs Matches from Jo)Jo: That's right! I did not get the job!! Did anybody miss that!? I did not get the job!! Go ahead Blair, hit me with ya best shot. Go ahead...Blair: (Just sits there)Nat: Oh, Blair!! You can do better than that!!!__________________________________________________Jo: (cutting sausage funny)Nat: Jo, what are you doing?Jo: Making the first incision... I was thinking of becoming a surgeon and I gotta practice my cuts!Nat: On a sausage??Jo: To you this is a sausage, to me it's a ruptured spleen!!Nat and Tootie: Oh...________________________________________________Nat: From now on It's Goodbye Natalie, Hello HOT LIPS!!!_________________________________________________Jo: Come on Mrs. G, eat something!!! Don't worry.Mrs. G: Excuse Me, but whenever one of my girls is out all night, thats when I do worry!! What if she's had an accident??Jo: Ha, believe me anything Blair did last night was NO ACCIDENT!!! Nat: Ohhhhhhhhh!!!_________________________________________________ Nat: Alright, that was Mr. F the mean steen and I'm keen Nat Green rockin' down the clock and talkin' you round the block._________________________________________________Blair: This is ridiculous! My parents are spending a fortune so I can get frostbite!!Nat: It's not THAT bad!!!Blair: Maybe not to you, but a Warner is like a Delicate Souffle...Jo: Yeah, Light and Empty!!!_________________________________________________Jo: Today is a day that will live in infamy...Blair: Jo, that's Pearl Harbor!!Jo: Then what's it doing in my speech??_________________________________________________Blair: Jo, I know we usually don't agree, but that was a really scuzzy thing for your Mother to do!!Tootie: What's so scuzzy about it? Don't you read the NationalInquirer? Some of the best people are SHACKING up!!!Mrs G: TOOTIE!?!...I'm surrounded by X-rated kids!!_________________________________________________Nat: A tantalizing, tentalizing plate of daring and delectable dellights...Mrs. G: Yeah, that menu is ok if your serving cookies at the PUSSYCAT theater!!!Jo: I knew I never should have asked for you guys help with this fair!!Blair: Of course you should have! Don't worry Jo, everything will be fine.Jo: Fine!?! I have mangled mobiles!! X- rated cookies!!__________________________________________________ Chuck and Jo: (Dancing, but not very well)Jo: (Falls on the floor)Chuck: I'm Sorry!! (Points to shirt that says I'm sorry) Jo: I know!! I can read!!Mrs. G: Jo, are you Ok? Do you want some soup??__________________________________________________ Jo: Ahah, Booze!!Blair: Booze!! You heathen!! That's Powefuise...Jo: Ghazundhite.Blair: Let's just say it's the Michelob of French Wine!!Jo: I don't think if I can hold this stuff down. I'll get some beer!!Nat: How will you get beer?Jo: I'll get some beer!!__________________________________________________Jo: Blair, you got the mobiles all wrong. See, it's the density divided by the mass squared...Blair: But I thought all I had to do was tie the little doggie to the stick...!________________________________________________Blair: (through her teeth) Don't look now, but that man is staring at us!Mrs. G: Where??Blair: (Nods head towards the man)Nat: Well, what does he want?Jo: What does he want?!Nat: (Mouth drops open)Mrs. G: Just Ignore him. Just don't talk to him.Man: Hi. I need two for tonight!!Nat: Which two? ________________________________________________Nat: That's believable. We've got a truck stop, a skitzo pilot, the woman in red, now all we need is for Charro to walk through the front door!_______________________________________________Andy: Sexy Lingerie, that's what I named you.Tootie: Oh, say you didn't.Andy: Yeah, see I was going against the image.Blair: It's humiliating.Nat: We're in the finals!Blair: And yet it works.Jo: I am not gonna be known as sexy Lingerie._____________________________________________ Blair: I know a phony when I see one.Jo: You should. You spend enough time looking in the mirror._______________________________________________Blair: (sigh)Jo: I ate it when you do that.Blair: Do what?Jo: Sigh.Blair: I don't sigh.Jo: Well, i wasn't a sigh you got a slow leak.Tootie: Cool it you two!!Blair: (Sigh)Jo: Ya did it again!!Blair: It's called breathing.Jo: You do it just to annoy me.Blair: No, I do it to keep from dying.Jo: Now theres an idea!!! ____________________________________________________Nat: You know what I think? I think one of you brought the gun here tonight and plan to use it.Blair: For what?Jo: To shoot people!!Blair: A murder? Here? That's ridiculous!Jo: No, not really, murders happen all the time Hope this helps!!! I got it from a powerpoint presentation i made for FOL so it may be kinda wierd!
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05-13-2002, 09:43 PM	#5
InspectorExstead Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Oct 29, 2001 Location: The Golden State Posts: 12,902	grr, i hate you. you get to meet her. anyway, yay! the scrapbook sounds cool. i can just imagine her and steve and her kids in the rv looking at it and lisa telling them more stories about tfol days. lol...
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05-13-2002, 10:07 PM	#8
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05-13-2002, 10:47 PM	#10
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