Ralph Kramden, a NY MLB fan? (Part 4)

[Frank Gannucci]

(The NY Yankees beat the Cleveland Indians 1-0.)

(Ralph & Ed just watched the game at Fascination Bar & Grill.)

Ralph (yells): "YES! THE YANKEES WON! THEY REALLY BEAT THE INDIANS."

Ed: "What a great game Ralph-ie boy. What a thriller."

Ralph: "Those Yankees really almost gave me a heart attack here."

Ed: "I thought that all that food that you..."

Ralph (yells): "DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT!"

Ed: "Hey, Yankee Stadium will be rockin tomorrow now that the Yanks have the momentum."

Ralph: "They have the momentum Norton and they will win. Whoa baby!"

McGarrity (in the distance, yells): "HEY KRAMDEN, THOSE YANKEES GOT LUCKY. MY INDIANS WILL BEAT THEM."

(People boo.)

Ralph (yells): "MCGARRITY, YOU WILL EAT CROW. IF ANYONE KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT EATING CROW, IT'S YOU."

McGarrity (yells): "JUDGING BY YOUR 'FIT' PHYSIQUE, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU EAT CROW."

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (to Ed, yells): "SHUT UP!"

Manager (yells): "GUYS, CALM DOWN HERE."

Ralph: "Don't worry about that pal. McGarrity..." (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Cops get called. Ralph & McGarrity get jailed and leave. They get bailed out. Ed accompanies Ralph home. Alice sees them.)

Alice: "Ralph, what do you have to say?"

Ralph (yells): "I GOT A BIIIIIIG MOUTH."

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. As usual, the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)