View Today's Active Threads (No Chit Chat/Chit Chat Only) / View New Posts (No Chit Chat/Chit Chat Only) / Mark All Boards Read / Chit Chat Board
The Honeymooners (Sitcoms Online) / The Honeymooners links and theme songs at Sitcoms Online / The Honeymooners Photo Gallery
![]() |
|
|||||||
![]() |
|
|
Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
|
|
#1 |
|
Member
Forum Star
Join Date: Mar 05, 2007
Posts: 16,091
|
(The Cleveland Indians beat the NY Yankees 4-0.)
(Ralph meets Ed at the subway.) Ed: "Well Ralph, yesterday must have been a dark, dark day." Ralph: "The Yankees got clobbered Norton." Ed: "I guess it is to be expected since the Indians didn't have to play wild card game playoff." Ralph: "If that means anything. The Yankees Norton need to win this game tonight. Otherwise, they will be in for a helluva task." Ed: "Couldn't agree more Ralph. Hey, even if the Yankees lose their chance of winning the World Series, there will be an event just as exciting. The Hanging of Joe Giradi." Ralph: "Yeah, that Joe is a lousy manager. I could do a better job managing the team than him." Ed: "I think that they should replace the Gatorade jugs with beer. That will get the team to play better." Ralph: "Norton, you are going through a very trying time. But, if I was manager, I would improve the catering." Ed: "Are you sure you won't eat the catering?" Ralph (yells): "OKAY NORTON! LET'S GO! LET'S GO! PUT 'EM UP! PUT 'EM UP!" (Ralph starts throwing punches. People try to separate them.) (Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.) Jackie: "Thank you. As always, the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!" (Crowd cheers.) |
|
|
|
![]() |
|
|