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Wildchats · 07-18-2017, 08:32 PM

They keep saying she's gonna be 14!

This makes no sense! It's been 20-21 years since Roseanne ended! She was born in the final season in one of the last episodes! So she'd be 20-21 now! She'd be out of high school!

Anna Karenina · 07-18-2017, 09:00 PM

How are they going to explain away Dan's death?

Torgo · 07-18-2017, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Anna Karenina

How are they going to explain away Dan's death?

The Dan on the revival will be a clone. Seriously though, I think they will conveniently ignore the final episode. Actually I hope they conveniently ignore the entire Lottery run of the show.

Anna Karenina · 07-18-2017, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Torgo

The Dan on the revival will be a clone. Seriously though, I think they will conveniently ignore the final episode. Actually I hope they conveniently ignore the entire Lottery run of the show.

Probably they will explain it away with one of their typical "inside" jokes.

The lottery season was clunky as hell. I never bought Dan cheating on Rosie even though she was such a harridan. That was just awful and way out of character.

Will and Grace has a lot of reboot "splainin'" to do as well.

Bonniegirl · 07-19-2017, 01:54 AM

I am excited and curious to watch this!!!

Maybe they are making Harris be only 14, and it will be that Darlene and David got married later!

And Dan didn't actually have a heart attack and die! Because remember Darlene's pregnancy and marriage very young kind of brought on Dan's heart attack, it happened at the wedding!

First Becky marrying young and than Darlene, maybe being too much for Dan to really handle !

! So this might tie into how Dan didn't have a heart attack and die making Harris be born later, David and Darlene marrying a few years later too!

MA · 07-19-2017, 11:42 AM

What do you mean?

robyrob · 07-19-2017, 02:29 PM

genetically-modified Twinkies; too much hormones in those processed food the Connors have been living off has thrown their aging processes WAY off.

visaman666 · 07-19-2017, 06:06 PM

Maybe it will be set in 2011?

Dale Key · 07-20-2017, 12:56 AM

They already have to retcon the finale where it was revealed that Darlene married Mark and Becky married David. The age of a child that was born in a madeup lottery story doesn't bother me. I just want it to be of better quality than the last two seasons.

Bonniegirl · 07-20-2017, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Dale Key

They already have to retcon the finale where it was revealed that Darlene married Mark and Becky married David. The age of a child that was born in a madeup lottery story doesn't bother me. I just want it to be of better quality than the last two seasons.

Yes!! TOTALLY!!! I hope it's more like the earlier seasons!!!

Corkys-Place · 07-24-2017, 02:13 AM

I can't see any of this really working.

Wildchats · 07-26-2017, 07:01 PM

It will be present day!

But I think the final season will be erased! All the events about Darlene's pregnancy as well! I think she found out in the last season she was! So my guess is they erase events up until Darlene got married to David and Dan didn't have the heart attack!

Harris would have been born around 2003 or so to make her 14 now!

This would also erase a lot of other stuff!

DJ and his girlfriend! She was soooo cute!
DJ wanting to go to Hollywood someday!

I read that the actors will have input on where they see each of their characters being today! I wonder if DJ has kids and is single and riding motorcycles or getting into trouble--Darlene they want to make gay but DJ was always ALWAYS strange and it would be fun to see what sexuality he is today! He probably won't be into movies and stuff in this revival- I think in season 9 we found out he was and so was his girlfriend!

DJM77 · 07-26-2017, 08:31 PM

Not that it makes it right, but I really don't think that most of the viewers will be informed enough to know the difference.

07-18-2017, 08:32 PM	#1
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07-20-2017, 12:56 AM	#9
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07-26-2017, 08:31 PM	#13
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07-18-2017, 09:00 PM	#2
Anna Karenina Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Nov 09, 2006 Posts: 10,086	How are they going to explain away Dan's death?

07-19-2017, 01:54 AM	#5
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 65,615	I am excited and curious to watch this!!! Maybe they are making Harris be only 14, and it will be that Darlene and David got married later! And Dan didn't actually have a heart attack and die! Because remember Darlene's pregnancy and marriage very young kind of brought on Dan's heart attack, it happened at the wedding! First Becky marrying young and than Darlene, maybe being too much for Dan to really handle ! ! So this might tie into how Dan didn't have a heart attack and die making Harris be born later, David and Darlene marrying a few years later too!

07-19-2017, 06:06 PM	#8
visaman666 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 06, 2007 Posts: 818	Maybe it will be set in 2011?

07-24-2017, 02:13 AM	#11
Corkys-Place Unsolved Mysteries Fan Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 23, 2010 Posts: 790	I can't see any of this really working.

07-26-2017, 07:01 PM	#12
Wildchats Me Senior Member Join Date: Jul 15, 2001 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,076	It will be present day! But I think the final season will be erased! All the events about Darlene's pregnancy as well! I think she found out in the last season she was! So my guess is they erase events up until Darlene got married to David and Dan didn't have the heart attack! Harris would have been born around 2003 or so to make her 14 now! This would also erase a lot of other stuff! DJ and his girlfriend! She was soooo cute! DJ wanting to go to Hollywood someday! I read that the actors will have input on where they see each of their characters being today! I wonder if DJ has kids and is single and riding motorcycles or getting into trouble--Darlene they want to make gay but DJ was always ALWAYS strange and it would be fun to see what sexuality he is today! He probably won't be into movies and stuff in this revival- I think in season 9 we found out he was and so was his girlfriend!