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07-04-2017, 03:04 PM
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King Of Queens Haikus
Haikus are three line poems -
First line: 5 syllables Second line: 7 syllables Third line: 5 syllables Doug is romantic Gets his lines from a movie Estrada and chimp |
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07-04-2017, 03:16 PM
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The Sugarcreek Inn
Lots of Kitty Kats in cream Tub Turkey soak |
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07-04-2017, 03:57 PM
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Assaulted nuts ouch
Doug learn to cover your stones Balls of fiery pain |
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07-04-2017, 04:21 PM
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Don't call him The Hulk
Lou Ferrigno lives next door He loves to gossip |
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07-04-2017, 04:30 PM
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But Danny loves him...
Poor Spence gets shaft
Easy way to get a laugh Men, Girls reject him |
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07-04-2017, 04:34 PM
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Quote:
To Lou, Lee Majors and the Others in circle |
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07-04-2017, 07:49 PM
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Doug spoons Arthur
Wines and dines him and expects Him to pay piper |
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07-05-2017, 09:35 AM
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Spencer likes to cosplay
Barnabas Collins costume Spence loves Dark Shadows |
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07-05-2017, 12:05 PM
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Carrie bad friend
She used one for a discount And one for her truck 
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