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Make a haiku on anything AITF related
A haiku is a three line poem. First line 5 syllables, second line 7, third 5 I'll start Maude and Archie fight She's to the left, he the right Never eye to eye |
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Edith the dingbat
Drives Archie crazy at times But he truly loves |
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Mike eats like a horse
Archie freaks over food bill Is Mike garbage can? |
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Last edited by OH Nuts!; 08-24-2017 at 12:27 PM. |
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RIP, I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU :(
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Archie Bunker's chair
Mike Stivic sits down in it Get out you meathead |
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'Twas The Night Before Christmas And All Through The Full House Not A Creature Was Stirring, Not Even Mighty Mouse. All My Children We're Nestled All Snug In Their Beds While Visions Of Sugarbakers Danced In Their Heads. |
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Maude hates Archie lots
Their insults go toe to toe But both LOVE Edith |
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Last edited by OH Nuts!; 08-24-2017 at 12:26 PM. |
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Irene Lorenzo
Can fix most anything AND Her husband cooks great |
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Archie saves a life
But it's a man in disguise This dawns on Edith |
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"...You don't become a Misfit. You're either born a Misfit, or you're not." Phyllis "Pizzazz" Gabor |
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Bunkers and Swingers
"Wanna swap partners," they say Archie: "No thanks, pervs" |
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Last edited by Alex Cooper; 08-31-2017 at 03:08 AM. |
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Edith's cling peaches
In heavy syrup cause dent In holy man's car |
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Quote:
Good one! Edith's "mmm, mmm" was comic gold. Such a classic episode!
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Stifle yourself please
Edith my wife you dingbat Archie's common schpiel |
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(Bump!)
Two pervy swingers Visit the Bunkers to “trade” The Bunkers say: NO!!! |
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Mike is a meathead.
At least Archie thinks he is. Gloria loves him. |
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Archie likes to give
The raspberry to something He really dislikes |
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Edith gets his beer
Whenever Archie is near. Is he that lazy? |
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