Gilligan's Island Haikus - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Alex Cooper · 07-03-2017, 01:20 AM

Don't get cast away! Join the fun, and post your Gilligan-themed haikus! If you're not familiar with, haikus are three line poems:
First line-5 syllables
Second line-7 syllables
Third line-5 syllables
Rhyming is not necessary. They're fun and easy to do!

Another rescue
Ruined by the goofy but still
Lovable first mate

Skipper, brave and sure
Gets mad at but really loves
His little buddy

More and more money
Dollar signs consume his thoughts
Yet he's a swell guy

Lovey Howell, lady
Elegant, refined, though a
Trifle bit ditzy

Sexy movie star
Uses her feminine wiles
To help out her friends

Smart and quite handsome
Prof can do anything but
Get off the island

Nice, sweet, and perky
She cooks and cleans too- the world's
Hottest den mother

OH Nuts! · 07-03-2017, 08:16 AM

Shipwrecked on Island
Gilligan, Skipper, Ginger
Others stranded too!

Alex Cooper · 07-03-2017, 07:47 PM

I just realized, would "Howell" be considered one syllable or two? Anyway,

"Friendly" physician
Makes castaways guinea pigs
For wild mind swapping

Alex Cooper · 07-03-2017, 08:01 PM

Rickles plays bad man
Kidnaps Ginger, Mary Ann
Lovey too-- in slacks!

Bonniegirl · 07-03-2017, 08:54 PM

Japanese Sailor
Doesn't know the war ended
Ginger steams glasses

Alex Cooper · 07-03-2017, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bonniegirl

Japanese Sailor
Doesn't know the war ended
Ginger steams glasses

Good one! Ginger can steam my glasses anytime!

Bonniegirl · 07-03-2017, 09:18 PM

Fish and coconuts
Bananas and pineapples
Food choices were few

OH Nuts! · 07-03-2017, 10:21 PM

Lovey and Thurston
Shipwrecked millionaires on isle
Always dress with flair

Bonniegirl · 07-03-2017, 10:28 PM

Who's the prettiest
Have Miss Castaway contest
A gorilla wins

Alex Cooper · 07-03-2017, 11:22 PM

Mars probe crashes down
Feathers make castaways birds
NASA: WTF?

Zoneboy · 07-04-2017, 12:26 AM

Vegetables ate
Castaways with great powers
Must eat bars of soap

Zoneboy · 07-04-2017, 01:17 AM

Jonathan Kincaid
Hunting hard for Gilligan
Little buddy wins

OH Nuts! · 07-04-2017, 04:43 PM

Gilligan never
Means to goof up and upset
The skipper so much

Bonniegirl · 07-04-2017, 05:43 PM

Gilligan goofs up
Skipper hits him with his hat
Poor little buddy

OH Nuts! · 07-04-2017, 06:15 PM

Eva Grubb did scam
All, especially Ginger
Stole identity

07-03-2017, 01:20 AM	#1
Alex Cooper Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 16, 2016 Location: Michigan Posts: 1,705	Gilligan's Island Haikus Don't get cast away! Join the fun, and post your Gilligan-themed haikus! If you're not familiar with, haikus are three line poems: First line-5 syllables Second line-7 syllables Third line-5 syllables Rhyming is not necessary. They're fun and easy to do! Another rescue Ruined by the goofy but still Lovable first mate Skipper, brave and sure Gets mad at but really loves His little buddy More and more money Dollar signs consume his thoughts Yet he's a swell guy Lovey Howell, lady Elegant, refined, though a Trifle bit ditzy Sexy movie star Uses her feminine wiles To help out her friends Smart and quite handsome Prof can do anything but Get off the island Nice, sweet, and perky She cooks and cleans too- the world's Hottest den mother

07-03-2017, 08:01 PM	#4
Alex Cooper Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 16, 2016 Location: Michigan Posts: 1,705	Rickles plays bad man Kidnaps Ginger, Mary Ann Lovey too-- in slacks! Attached Images

07-03-2017, 11:22 PM	#10
Alex Cooper Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 16, 2016 Location: Michigan Posts: 1,705	Mars probe crashes down Feathers make castaways birds NASA: WTF? Attached Images

07-04-2017, 12:26 AM	#11
Zoneboy RIP, I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU :( Moderator Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 13, 2003 Location: AT HOME WISHING ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM AND THAT I'LL WAKE UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE. Posts: 34,392	Vegetables ate Castaways with great powers Must eat bars of soap
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07-04-2017, 06:15 PM	#15
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Eva Grubb did scam All, especially Ginger Stole identity
	Last edited by OH Nuts!; 07-06-2017 at 09:39 AM.

07-03-2017, 08:16 AM	#2
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Shipwrecked on Island Gilligan, Skipper, Ginger Others stranded too!

07-03-2017, 07:47 PM	#3
Alex Cooper Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 16, 2016 Location: Michigan Posts: 1,705	I just realized, would "Howell" be considered one syllable or two? Anyway, "Friendly" physician Makes castaways guinea pigs For wild mind swapping

07-03-2017, 08:54 PM	#5
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 65,806	Japanese Sailor Doesn't know the war ended Ginger steams glasses

07-03-2017, 09:18 PM	#7
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 65,806	Fish and coconuts Bananas and pineapples Food choices were few

07-03-2017, 10:21 PM	#8
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Lovey and Thurston Shipwrecked millionaires on isle Always dress with flair

07-03-2017, 10:28 PM	#9
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 65,806	Who's the prettiest Have Miss Castaway contest A gorilla wins

07-04-2017, 01:17 AM	#12
Zoneboy RIP, I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU :( Moderator Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 13, 2003 Location: AT HOME WISHING ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM AND THAT I'LL WAKE UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE. Posts: 34,392	Jonathan Kincaid Hunting hard for Gilligan Little buddy wins

07-04-2017, 04:43 PM	#13
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Gilligan never Means to goof up and upset The skipper so much

07-04-2017, 05:43 PM	#14
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 65,806	Gilligan goofs up Skipper hits him with his hat Poor little buddy